WNO Recap, Quad Adventures, Joe Pyfer Beats Israel Adesanya | Ep. 165

Speaker 1: You're listening to The Simple Man with Ethan Krell and Stan Nicky Rod and Damian Anderson. Stay a while if you know about the Jiu-Jitsu. If you don't, you can come too. This is BJJ. Speaker 2: This is C4 ASMR. [sound of slurping] Speaker 2: The mango Fuego's really good. Speaker 3: Oh, mango Fuego? Speaker 2: Mango Fuego. Speaker 3: It's Fuego. Speaker 2: He said mango Fuego. Speaker 3: He said Fuego. Speaker 2: No, mango Fuego. Speaker 3: It's Fuego. He said mango Fuego. Speaker 2: The mango Fuego is really good. Speaker 3: You said it seriously. Speaker 2: Just the Asian accent gets in the way. Speaker 3: Okay, yes, yes, thank you. Speaker 2: Everybody put their tongue in there and then bring it back to me. [sound of slurping] Speaker 2: It defeats the purpose of an air sip if you put your lips on it. Speaker 3: Better than nothing. Speaker 2: Firmly clasp. Speaker 3: You want some? Speaker 2: Try it. I haven't tried this flavor yet. Speaker 3: Mango Fuego. Speaker 2: Wow, the technical knowledge. Speaker 3: Centrifugal. Speaker 2: Centrifugal gravity. Speaker 3: Oh, oh, sip. Speaker 2: Dude, they have a great time to sip. Speaker 3: Wow. Speaker 2: Wow. Speaker 3: That's really good. Speaker 2: You think you just eat? Speaker 3: Eating food, huh? Speaker 2: We pay you to eat. Speaker 3: Wow. [sound of slurping] Speaker 2: You let her eat? Disgusting. Speaker 3: Yeah. Speaker 2: Disgusting. Speaker 3: Snackie Jackie. Speaker 2: No, those are all for you, piggy. [laughter] Speaker 2: Wait, where's your mic, Ally? Speaker 3: Oh, where's your muscles? Speaker 2: Shut up. Shut up. Speaker 3: It's because of you, dude. You make me do all this fucking cardio. Speaker 2: Somebody started this today, huh? Speaker 3: No time. It was you. Speaker 2: You black man. Speaker 3: Fuck. Speaker 2: Uh, I noticed Ethan looks smaller is all. Speaker 3: Average size. Speaker 2: And then, uh, Speaker 3: Maybe you need to up the carbs so you can hold, hold. Speaker 2: I'm eating so much food. Speaker 3: You gotta eat 5,000 fucking calories. Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no, thank you. There's no much, there's no more room for me to eat, bro. I'm taking three mega shits every morning from how much food I'm eating. Speaker 3: Every, every in the morning, take three shits in the morning. Speaker 2: In the morning, I wake up, I wake up to shit, then I have my coffee, then I have another shit of equal caliber. Then breakfast, third shit. Speaker 3: Maybe you have a colon problem. Maybe something's wrong. Speaker 2: I got no problems, only solutions. Speaker 3: Start taking fucking mass gainer. Speaker 2: Oh. Speaker 3: What, how many protein shakes are you drinking a day? Speaker 2: Oh, you need something to constipate you so you can keep it all in. Speaker 3: I'm done. I'm done. Speaker 2: Wait, that's not a bad idea. Speaker 3: What's that thing? A butt plug? Speaker 2: That'll do it. Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll do it. Speaker 2: I come in tomorrow. Speaker 3: Bro, it works. Speaker 2: It's swollen. Speaker 3: It fucking works. Speaker 2: It hurts though. Speaker 3: It hurts real good. [laughter] Speaker 2: All right, well, we're back with another episode of Speaker 3: The Simple Man podcast. Speaker 2: With your hosts. Speaker 3: What's been going on? Speaker 2: Nicky Rod. Speaker 3: I'm Nicky Rod. Speaker 2: Damian Anderson. Speaker 3: Actually, I'm Speaker 2: Ethan Krell and Stan. Speaker 3: I said I'm stop doing this. Speaker 2: Doing what? The the intro. Speaker 3: You guys keep doing it. I'm not saying my name anymore. Speaker 2: I think it's good for the intro. Maybe not when it's just us four because usually everyone will know us if it's just us four, but when we have a guest on Speaker 3: We're 200 episodes in. These people know what's going on. Speaker 2: Yeah, but when there's a guest that we're bringing in their audience, we should definitely introduce ourselves. Speaker 3: All right, I'll think about it. Speaker 2: See? Speaker 3: Round up. Round up. Round up. Yeah. Speaker 2: Round up. Bad pesticide. Speaker 3: It ruined what? Grain? Speaker 2: Uh, is that glyphosate or is that the bee killer? Speaker 3: Uh, that's uh everything's causing cancer and autism, huh? Speaker 2: Everything, yeah. Speaker 3: It's crazy. Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Speaker 3: Wow, tough times we live in. Speaker 2: They'll be know, just went down. Speaker 3: Oh, what a sick uh performance from the boys. Speaker 2: Wow, wow, wee, wah, indeed. Speaker 3: I got we gotta start off. I guess we actually we should start off with C money because he was the first match on the. Speaker 2: Yeah, chronological. Speaker 3: Yeah. Connor went out. Um, Speaker 2: Went against Connor Stallman, C money. Speaker 3: Yeah. Went against uh, Speaker 2: His opponent. Speaker 3: That's a lot of tattoo for a 15-year-old. Speaker 2: Andy Varella. Speaker 3: Full sleeve. Speaker 2: Like a mini Andy Varella. All of his uh, Speaker 3: Starter Pokemon Andy Varella. Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. They're all little Andy Varellas. Speaker 3: Oh, they looked up to him, you know, it was cool. Speaker 2: Yeah. Speaker 3: Dude, it's sick. Speaker 2: 15. Dude, if I saw a guy at 15 years old and I was 15 with a sleeve, I was like, this guy's going to jail soon. Speaker 3: The thing is, I I used to think that too, but I think in like Polynesian culture or maybe that culture, it's a little bit different. Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. Speaker 3: I wish my mom let me do that. Speaker 2: I think I'm Speaker 3: Is he Polynesian or Mexican? Speaker 2: I think he's both. Speaker 3: Oh, fuck, I don't know. Speaker 2: Yeah, good PM combo. Speaker 3: I almost got my sleeve in uh, 15. Speaker 2: Brother, okay. You guys all have sleeves, huh? Speaker 3: It's it's a not him. Speaker 2: Uh, whatever. Close enough. Speaker 3: It is close. Speaker 2: Close enough. Speaker 3: You know, fill it all in. Speaker 2: I have this. Speaker 3: Holy shit. Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Speaker 3: Here, you're looking small. Speaker 2: Fuck. Speaker 3: Still no cardio. Speaker 2: Well, anyway, C money. Speaker 3: It's probably the cardio. It's okay. Speaker 2: C money, one, belly down, ankle lock, right? Speaker 3: It wasn't even belly down, I think. I think it's just yeah, on the side. Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Doesn't even need belly down. Yeah. But bro, he got caught in an Achilles, an inside Ashi and had to roll out of bounds. And in the rules meeting, they reset the submission or they reset to a neutral position after the submission if you guys roll out of bounds. So he's in it, he's getting cranked on, he continues to roll out of bounds, then they reset and then, uh, the next 20 seconds, he gets his own ankle lock and actually pops him pretty bad. Speaker 3: Well. Speaker 2: Happy he won. Speaker 3: Fuck yeah. Dude, sick performance. Speaker 2: Sick. Then, uh, James Ortiz, right? Speaker 3: That was a bad break. Speaker 2: Bro. Speaker 3: Yeah. Speaker 2: That was like a TV show the way the corner said like, what did he say? He's like, don't worry, that's nothing. Speaker 3: Stick to your own submission. This is nothing. Crack. Speaker 2: Yeah. Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh my God. Speaker 2: These kids were super. Speaker 3: That was a super loud break. Speaker 2: It was a loud break and it was a get back. Like Ortiz had lost to that kid, uh, in some other. Speaker 3: I actually don't even know if he did lose. I think that he lost and then I think they overturned it in favor of James. Speaker 2: It was it was something like that. Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know. Speaker 2: You know, the lore. Speaker 3: Well, there is some like lore like that, yeah. Speaker 2: Huh? Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently, I I think it was something like one of the refs had messed up or something and they raised the other kid's hand and then I think they went and they overturned it and raised James' hand. Speaker 2: All right. Speaker 3: Um, Speaker 2: Seal the deal with this one though. Speaker 3: Yeah. Speaker 2: Well, anyways, Speaker 3: Breaks him in a woge with no locked legs at first. Speaker 2: Oh, that was like, holy shit. Speaker 3: That was a crazy. Speaker 2: If you freeze frame where his like foot is pointed relative to where his shin is going. Speaker 3