Craig Jones vs Dillon Danis, Damien Anderson Next Stop UFC, Analyzing Jiu Jitsu | The Simple Man Podcast Ep. 158

Speaker 1: You're listening to the simple man with Ethan Krell and Stan Niky Rod and Damian Anderson. Stay a while if you know about the jiu-jitsu. If you don't, you can come too. Simple man. Speaker 2: What doesn't kill you, Speaker 3: Makes you stronger. Speaker 2: If you lose your balls, can you you can still get boners? Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe, but I think yes, but I'm not sure. Speaker 2: Like if you get No, because that's that's castrating. Speaker 4: Well, I definitely know if you get stomped on your nuts, you can still get a boner. Speaker 5: It probably helps actually. Speaker 2: You know who else knows? Speaker 4: Yeah. Speaker 2: Are we going to bring that up here? Speaker 4: No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Speaker 5: All right, welcome back. Speaker 4: Uh, because that's castrated? Speaker 5: No, that's not castrated. Speaker 4: Castrating is chop the testies off. Speaker 5: Chop testies, but you still got a weiner. Speaker 4: I think. Speaker 5: Oh, you actually probably can get a boner if uh Speaker 4: You can, really? Speaker 5: Why do you know this? Speaker 4: Do you need Do you need chemicals to get a boner or you can get a no balls? Speaker 5: But you can get a boner. Do you still are you sexually attracted? Speaker 4: You can't. You can't not. Speaker 5: Well, come on, you have no nuts. Speaker 4: Do you need artificial chemicals to get an erection if you get your balls chopped off? Speaker 5: I don't think so. Speaker 4: Do you think I only know this because of Game of Thrones or this only came into my mind, I have no idea if it's true, but are you still uh sexually attracted to, you know, the opposite sex if your nuts are Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you're not you're not doesn't make you a tranny. Speaker 4: But the thing is is like isn't it like Speaker 5: You can only be a tranny if you split the weiner in half and then fold tuck it so you got man pussy. Speaker 4: You could you could fold it in between in betwixt the crack and pinch. Speaker 5: I do that every morning. Speaker 4: And look at yourself in the mirror. Speaker 5: I would I would I would I would. Speaker 4: If you If you lose one you can't. If you lose both then you need TRT. Speaker 5: Oh. Speaker 4: For what? To be sexually attracted or just to have a boner? Speaker 5: Wow. Speaker 4: Why are you wondering this? Speaker 5: No reason. Speaker 4: No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Speaker 5: If something happens. Speaker 4: We we just talked about it. I don't know what happened. Speaker 5: What do you mean we? You brought it up. Speaker 4: No, I brought it up because of something you guys said. Speaker 5: Bro, I was saying welcome back to another episode and you're like, dude, what do we? Speaker 4: No, something happened. Speaker 5: Not good. Not good. Speaker 4: Oh, you were like stomped on balls. Speaker 5: Yeah, you said that after. Speaker 4: No, before. You said you said before and then I was like, if you lose Speaker 5: Maybe you're a time traveler you said it before, but Speaker 4: Bro, you guys are losing. Speaker 5: You're either a time traveler or you got a vasectomy or something. Speaker 4: We got to bring this man closer to the mic. Come on. Speaker 5: He can hear. Speaker 4: This is going to be Speaker 5: Is it okay? People already complain about the the levels. Speaker 4: They'll get mad at me. It's okay. Speaker 5: No, just be closer. Let's give the audience a better Speaker 4: Can you hear me if I Just talk closer to the mic, you fuck. What? Speaker 5: Tell me. Speaker 4: Just talk closer to the mic. Come on. What are you doing? Speaker 5: Because then we're playing fucking knee footy. Speaker 4: You know you want him. Speaker 5: What's wrong with that? I don't want to do that. Speaker 4: No, just lean forward. What do you mean? Speaker 5: It's just bothering you. It's fine. Speaker 4: We tell every guest to talk into the mic because of this. And now the owner of the actual podcast. I'm the only one trying to grow this thing now, huh? Everyone's everyone's coasting. Huh? Speaker 5: All right, fine. Don't even don't even care. Don't even care. I'll single-handedly bring this up. Speaker 4: How's the angles of the C4? Are are phenomenal. Speaker 5: Do we need a C4 sponsor? Speaker 4: C4, C4. Oh, sure. Speaker 5: Ooh, the new flavor. This one is the Hawaiian Punch, Fruity Juicy Red, and then there's a spiced mango. Spiced mango, so good. Your favorite is the creamsicle? Speaker 4: Yeah, orange creamsicle. It's so good. Speaker 5: So good. And it's zero sugar. Speaker 4: That's amazing. Speaker 5: It's crazy. How do they get these flavors in here? Speaker 4: Honestly, amazing. Speaker 5: Amazing. Speaker 4: You really really like the purple, the grape. Speaker 5: I had uh I had a grape a grape C4 along with my grape. Speaker 4: That's my favorite. Speaker 5: With my grape uh Waterloo. Speaker 4: Tastes like basketball to me. Speaker 5: I saw someone refer to basketball as African tree hockey. Speaker 4: Made me laugh. Speaker 5: Wasn't me that made that reference. I saw someone else. Speaker 4: Yeah, someone definitely made that. Someone else did it. Someone else did it. Guys, big news. Uh Craig Jones is facing Dylan Dennis, CGI 3. Speaker 5: Honestly, part of me thinks that Dylan will just take all the call from this and then back out last second. Speaker 4: And then pull out. Speaker 5: Oh, dude. He did it for the Logan fight. Speaker 4: What do you think? Speaker 5: But he did fight once, no? Speaker 4: No, he did. He did. Speaker 5: He fought Logan? Speaker 4: Yeah, he fought Logan. Speaker 5: Oh, I think he got whooped. Speaker 4: He fought Logan? Yeah, he boxed him. And then uh he was just getting like fucked up and then he got DQ'd because he took him down. Speaker 5: I don't remember that. Damn. That was how long ago was that? Speaker 4: Last year, two years ago? Speaker 5: Yeah, one or two years. Speaker 4: I thought he didn't show up for the fight. Speaker 5: I think he did that once. Speaker 4: Oh, then the second one. Speaker 5: He took like all the clan and then I think on the second time. Speaker 4: He threw a bottle at his face or something, right? Speaker 5: Oh, I forgot about that. A can, right? Speaker 4: Yeah, he threw a can and like cut cut Logan a little bit. Or he threw a mic, wasn't it? Wasn't it a mic? Speaker 5: Oh, maybe it was a mic. Speaker 4: I think it was a mic he threw at his face and then it like set him the day before the fight. Speaker 5: Smart. Speaker 4: That's why that's it's crazy that Gable did that. Speaker 5: CGI 2. Speaker 4: Pulled out, yeah. Speaker 5: Pulled out like last second and then took a fight for I think LFA like the week after. Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaker 5: Cuz his toe healed. Speaker 4: I would hope that Craig like trains for I mean, not that it would be difficult for him to beat that Dylan, but like I'd hope that he would get in shape, you know, at least. Speaker 5: I mean, to be honest, every time he takes time off, he's still always in shape. Speaker 4: He gets better. I think him doing whatever the hell he's doing is part of his training regimen. It's like we see it as sporadic nonsense, but to him it's like Speaker 5: Studying the blade. Speaker 4: Discipline. Yeah, he's like locked in when he's got on these benders. Speaker 5: I got to do it for the I got to do it for the love of the game. Yeah. Speaker 4: So, damn, CGI 3. Speaker 5: But it's not like Dylan's really training. Speaker 4: Who knows? Speaker 5: He's still still a X jiu-jitsu athlete. He knows stuff. Speaker 4: They're battling for the greatest grappler of all time. Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to Speaker 4: Uh to be honest, Dylan is the the biggest name in jiu-jitsu. I guess. He has like 4 million followers. Speaker 5: He's definitely surpassed the sport. Speaker 4: Yeah, transcended. Speaker 5: He's transcended. Yeah, his own words. I've transcended. Speaker 4: Yeah, he he has, actually. Speaker 5: He kind of has. Come on, the biggest name. Speaker 4: It's because McGregor, right? Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, right? That's that's really what it is. Speaker 4: Yeah, made him blow up, yeah. Speaker 5: He did some uh crypto scams, I think. Speaker 4: Did he? I saw that. Speaker 5: I heard something about that. Speaker 4: I don't really know much about it. Speaker 5: Didn't didn't fucking like Coffeezilla make a fucking video about it? Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I remember that. So what, he like pumped up a thing and then rug pulled it or Speaker 5: I think yeah. I think so, yeah. Speaker 4: I think so did Logan, didn't he? Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaker 4: Is that the Speaker 5: So many of the big influencers have. Speaker 4: Hey guys, that being said, we have a great token to uh purchase. Speaker 5: Simple Man Coin. Speaker 4: Yeah, tees. Speaker 5: NFTs. Whatever happened to NFTs? Are they still NFTing? Speaker 4: I think they're gone, bro. Speaker 5: I don't know. I mean, all crypto's kind of uh Speaker 4: Yeah, crypto takes a hit. Speaker 5: Crypto's back. Speaker 4: Do you know why? Speaker 5: It just natural cycles that kind of happen. Speaker 4: I heard it was cuz Epstein owns Bitcoin. Speaker 5: I mean, you can say that about cash, about gold, like Speaker 4: No, no, cuz he invented it. Speaker 5: He did not invent. Speaker 4: That's like a that's something that is going around that Epstein invented. Speaker 5: Have you not seen that? Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, I'm not saying I'm not saying it's true, but it's just a Speaker 5: I'm not saying I even saw it. Speaker 4: It's just a theory that people Speaker 5: You heard it here first, guys. Speaker 4: It has dropped a lot, huh? It was like what, one 130s or something. Now it's like 70s or something like that. Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, a little bit under 70. Speaker 4: Diamond hands. Buy the dip. Speaker 5: It's kind of how it uh I mean, that's how it always goes. Speaker 4: You dip, I dip, we dip. Speaker 5: Mhm. Speaker 4: Are you guys in crypto at all anymore? Speaker 5: Nah, sold everything. Speaker 4: But good time to buy uh Bitcoin and stocks. Speaker 5: Oh, and gold and silver. Speaker 4: I said ATVs. ATVs. Oh, great time to cash out and buy some ATVs. Speaker 5: Ripped it around just before this. Speaker 4: Yeah. Speaker 5: Yeah. I got to get what do I have to get again? Speaker 4: A new ATV. So you're you're you're bogging backfired a little bit. Um it seems like you just need to clean the Speaker 5: Bogged on backfired. Speaker 4: You're you're bogging and backfiring a little a little bit. Yeah. Um so you got to clean the clean the carburetor. That should be fine. Um and then new spark plugs can't hurt. It's just it's just been sitting for a while. This guy has hasn't rode in like a year or two. Speaker 5: Imagine he's just making up words. Speaker 4: You're bogging. Speaker 5: I'll go with it. Speaker 4: You're zipping around too much. Speaker 5: Well, think about it. You hit the gas a little bit. It's like kind of hard to Speaker 4: It's bogging and backfiring. Speaker 5: Oh, it's incorrect. Speaker 4: I'm I actually I have no idea. I'm just like Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. Speaker 4: It would be funny if you're just making it all up. Speaker 5: Well, I definitely think he's on to something with the choke. It's either up or down. Definitely not middle. Speaker 4: I think it likes being choked a little bit. Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never had a Suzuki before, so I I uh I don't know exactly. I mean, the arrow says down, I'm assuming down means on. Speaker 4: I I like that logic. Speaker 5: We've been putting it up for Speaker 4: Well, up is off. I believe. Speaker 5: Up is off. Left is right. Speaker 4: West you. Fuck yeah. Speaker 5: We're going this weekend, right? Speaker 4: We're going this weekend. Saturday. Speaker 5: Yeah, I got to rent one. Speaker 4: It's okay. Speaker 5: Rent the side by side with Sally's boy. Speaker 4: Sally's boy. Speaker 5: It's going to be a good time. I got to Speaker 4: I'm supposed to look at one tomorrow. If not, I'll just take the little warrior. Speaker 5: Sick. Speaker 4: You're Wait, you're looking at another one tomorrow? Speaker 5: Yeah, cuz I got the little warrior for just in the the neighborhood like I drive Lewis around it every around on it every morning. Speaker 4: The yellow one. Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh, nice. Speaker 4: But like that I can cruise on. Damian's going to like ride ride hard and I don't want to do that with the baby. Speaker 5: You want to go fast. Speaker 4: That thing wants to go fast. Yeah. Speaker 5: Damn. Okay, we're not going to. Speaker 4: Oh, dude. Well, first of all, Speaker 5: Congratulations. Speaker 4: Victory. Fucking go. Speaker 5: Let's freaking go. Speaker 4: Dominant performance. Speaker 5: I'll do it inside too. If he don't think so, he's smoking crack. Speaker 4: Yeah, did you see that? Speaker 5: Maybe he was. I saw the quote. Speaker 4: I forgot. I did an interview the week before and I honestly forgot. I would have promoted that that more if I remembered it. Speaker 5: It's not too late. Speaker 4: Yeah, well, that's so funny. Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I was like, uh I don't know where the path of victory he sees. If he sees something, I think he's smoking crack or something like that. Speaker 4: He was reading this like Oh, shit. How does he know? Speaker 5: That's down. Yeah. Turns out he was a state champ wrestler. Speaker 4: What state? Damn. Speaker 5: New Mexico. I don't know how good their wrestling is there. Speaker 4: Yeah, I cuz when he I I overcommitted on a cross and he like ducked under and, you know, um like took me down and then I was surprised that he grappled, you know, like in the first 10 seconds, whatever, he like pushes me against the fence and I was like, I was fully expecting a striking match cuz he knocked his last two opponents out super quickly. He does I looked on his page before and it was like all boxing. So I was like, oh, this guy's a boxer. And then after the fight, I was so confused why he was grappling. So I like scrolled all the way back to like his high school days in like 2019 or something like that. Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Speaker 5: He found his deepest, darkest fears. Speaker 4: And then I saw that he was a a wrestler and, you know, won states or whatever. I think he went to nationals, but I don't think he placed or anything. Speaker 5: He took you down and I was like, it's over. This guy's going to get submitted. Speaker 4: Well, he took me down and I was like, oh, okay. Speaker 5: You sure, bro? Speaker 4: I wonder if he thought he could take you down and not get submitted. Like enough to do that. Speaker 5: Or he was thinking he just thinks. Speaker 4: I know what he was thinking. What I mean was like, he probably was thinking he could survive like instead of he's not trying to grapple you. He's just trying to get you down. Like he's not like, I'm going to take you down and submit you. Speaker 5: He's trying to go ground and pound or something like that. Speaker 4: Yeah, or he's not going to try to submit you. That's what I'm saying. Like he's going to, you know, survive and Speaker 5: Yeah, I broke I broke Speaker 4: You close enough to the mic, Ally. Speaker 5: Yeah. Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaker 5: It's just bothering you, guys. Speaker 4: We'll find out. We'll see. It's not bothering me. Speaker 5: It's my chair is like angled. Speaker 4: You're leaning back. No. Speaker 5: Well, lock it then. Lock it. Speaker 4: Bob lock and drop it, bro. Speaker 5: Just lock your your chair, brother. Speaker 4: Fuck. Speaker 5: Hold on. Technical difficulties. Ethan has to fix his chair. Speaker 4: Should we vlog you trying to fix this carburetor? Speaker 5: Could be could be fun. Speaker 4: Pull out some tools. Speaker 5: I give up. Speaker 4: Dude, I broke the guy's leg. Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, his knee exploded. Speaker 4: I can only imagine how bad it is with with a cup on. You just got extra like few inches of hard Speaker 5: And that's massive. Speaker 4: Hard fake weiner and just. Speaker 5: What about this weiner? Speaker 4: He has a cup on, so that arch when he hypes into the knee is like the higher fulcrum. It's like you you you ever break uh you ever apply an arm bar with a with a cup on? Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Speaker 4: Uh, actually, no. Speaker 5: I I have a few times. Speaker 4: It it makes a difference for sure. But yeah, hyper extended that shit. Speaker 5: Dude, it was sick. How how crazy was the crowd? Speaker 4: Dude, it was nuts. Dude, you sold every ticket. Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazy. That's what when I left, I was like, I think I was talking about my dad. I was like, this guy sells tickets. That's like it's just as valuable as you being a successful fighter. It's like people want to come and watch you. Speaker 4: Yeah. It it was so sick. That's why I was so hyped to do it last year. Everything work worked out. But uh dude, the energy in there was so sick cuz like usually when I walk out, you know, pretty calm, stoic, just focused or whatever. But I see everyone everyone fuck. I was like, let's fucking go. Speaker 5: Dancing around, bro. Speaker 4: Dude, it was sick, man. I got fined. Speaker 5: Yeah, for jumping over. Speaker 4: Well, how much? Speaker 5: So worth it. Speaker 4: How much? Speaker 5: Real quick. They um I won't talk about talk about the fine amount, but you're allowed to you're not really allowed to go on top of the cage, okay? They tell you not to. Um but you won't get fined. But then they fucking there's ropes stopping them from from like the crowd from getting to the cage. So I'm on top of the I'm on top of the uh the fence and they bum rush basically to the to the cage. So I fucking jumped off. I was like, let's fucking go. And they tried to take my whole purse. Speaker 4: You're not going to die. Oh. Yeah, they tried. Speaker 5: Oh. Yeah, they tried. Speaker 4: That's insane. Speaker 5: They tried to take my whole purse. Luckily, CFFC, you know, cuz it's like the commission uh that that finds you or whatever. CFFC did a great job. Yeah, yeah, talking to them and then um got the fine handled and everything. So everything's good and uh it was just such a sick experience. Thanks for everyone that that came out there. You know, super cool. Speaker 4: Yeah, people flew. Speaker 5: Dude, people flew, people drove. Speaker 4: Sold tickets, man. It was a good show. Speaker 5: Yeah. Speaker 4: If UFC's listening, you know. Speaker 5: Dude, fuck yeah, man. Yes, and now it's uh just got to make sure that I I stay healthy. I stay my weight doesn't get too crazy. And then just uh I got to be ready for the call. Speaker 4: What's the weight now? Speaker 5: It's fine. Like 57, 56. Speaker 4: Which is fine. Yeah, yeah. Speaker 5: So incredible. Yeah, pretty much at any point in time if Good job. Speaker 4: Ethan's mic is uh having some issues staying up. It's okay. Speaker 5: Probably tired. Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been through a lot today. Speaker 5: So mashing it. Anytime Speaker 4: Well, you should point it up, right? Speaker 5: I want it to point to me. You sit in this chair, you'll know what I mean. After this. Speaker 4: You guys have the same chairs. Speaker 5: No, don't do that. Don't do that. Speaker 4: I forget which way is. Speaker 5: Whatever. I won't fuck with it. Speaker 4: We don't have the same chair. Speaker 5: We do. We all have the same chair. Speaker 4: There's something different about this one, I swear. Speaker 5: That's what you say about your girls too. Speaker 4: Something different about this one. Something about this one. This is the one. The love. Speaker 5: But yeah, so um when there's a 35er that, you know, misses weight or gets injured, I got I basically got to be ready that I can, you know, hop in on a short notice fight and just uh wait for the call. So just make sure that I'm ready for that. So, if I don't get anything before the summer, then, you know, I'll be on contenders, but fuck, I just want to go right in, you know, Nikki Rod, we got the shit. Speaker 4: Zero damage, bro. Speaker 5: Dude, it's now my sixth fight. Fifth professional fight with zero damage, like back to training. Speaker 4: No, no damage whatsoever. Speaker 5: It's so dominant, dude. The only like guys that there's only two people that were had a really dominant run like that um going into the the UFC. Only the champs, really, like guys like McGregor, guys like Sean Sean Brady Brady, Sean O'Malley. Speaker 4: Yeah. Speaker 5: Dude, when I go in there, I'm fucking skyrocketing to the top. We're going right for that belt. Speaker 4: Fuck yeah. Speaker 5: Yeah. Speaker 4: 135. Speaker 5: Mhm. Speaker 4: What else has been going on? Speaker 5: Nick Matea. Speaker 4: Ah, Nick Matea versus Jet. Speaker 5: Dude, big win, bro. Speaker 4: Are you feeling stuck? Most guys just accept feeling stuck. Stress, low energy, bad sleep, like it's normal, but it's not. So stop feeling stuck, fix the root issues and start living like you used to. Speaker 5: Incredible. Speaker 4: So you were out there cornering. How'd that go? Speaker 5: Yeah, it was good. Speaker 4: How many people competed on that card too, right? Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like five, five or six people. I had like uh Little Connor, he went out and he won. Ashley won. Um Colin won. Schmidt lost. And then uh Nick Matea won. Um, but yeah, Matea fought Jet. Uh, it was the last match of the night. It was for the 185 belt, the main character. And uh it was actually very, very close match. Um, I would say that Jet probably initiated more throughout the match, but he wasn't able to actually like secure anything. He didn't get any super deep bites on any ankle locks or heel hooks or anything. Um, and uh Nick was able to actually secure a pass. Speaker 4: Pass twice or once? Speaker 5: No, he passed once. Yeah, he passed once and held him in side control for I don't know, probably a minute and a half, two minutes of the match. Um, and then yeah, it went to overtime. Nothing really happened then overtime and then yeah, they gave the decision to Nick. Speaker 4: Oh, nice. Speaker 5: Sick, man. That's such a great win. Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a huge win. Speaker 5: Uh, what was I going to say? Speaker 4: How what happened with uh C Money's? Like give the breakdown of everyone's matches. Speaker 5: Yeah, so Connor, he wanted to hit a buggy from the back specifically. Speaker 4: That was what he wanted to he said that? Speaker 5: That's that's yeah. He told me before his match. Speaker 4: That's hilarious. Speaker 5: He took the kid other kid down pretty quick, got to his back pretty quick and then pretty much just spent the entire match trying to hit a buggy. Speaker 4: Looking for that one. Speaker 5: Trying to hit a buggy from the back. He did have it one locked up at one point, but the kid uh was able to escape. So he ended up winning by decision. Speaker 4: He refused to change his game plan. Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 4: Fucking C Money. Speaker 5: Yeah. Hilarious. Um, Connor. Ashley took her girl down pretty quick, passed super fast and then just took her back and strangled her. Um, Colin just went out and put a crazy pace on this dude that pulled guard. Speaker 4: He scraps. Yeah, every day. Speaker 5: That guy scraps, man. He fucks up his knee every fucking day. Speaker 4: He'll get like a catastrophic injury and be like, I got to get an MRI and then he'll be back the next day. He's like, yeah, I've trained three times today. I'm like, holy fuck, bro. Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't fucking know how he does it. Speaker 4: The the funniest thing is like when we're getting Nikki Rod ready for competition or whatever, it's like uh a lot of people say no to training with Nikki Rod. And like I get it, man. Colin is always like, oh, we'll do two rounds straight. Yeah, for sure. Let's get it. Speaker 5: The wrestler mentality, bro. Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a savage, man. Great cardio. Great cardio. Speaker 5: Yeah, he puts on. Speaker 4: Especially for a guy that big, it's surprising. Speaker 5: He just don't does refuse to stop. Yeah. That's like it's it's all mental, you know, the the cardio stuff. Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. All in the the lungs are in the brain. Speaker 5: That's what they say. Pretty much. Speaker 4: So then what else happened? Speaker 5: Uh Colin, yeah, put a pace on this dude, passed him a bunch of times and then eventually finished with a Yoko. Speaker 4: Oh, shit. Shout out. Speaker 5: Um Yoko. Speaker 4: We did we did work on uh Yoko specifics. Actually, it's a rundown from Damian. Speaker 5: Oh. Thanks for the credit. Speaker 4: See Nikki, see what you got to do. Uh credit where credit's due. Speaker 5: Credit where credit's due. Speaker 4: You know, after your fight, the one of the refs or somebody walks up to me while I'm in the cage. He's like, you must have showed him that. I was like, you have no idea. This guy showed me way more. Speaker 5: Should have been like. Speaker 4: Yeah. That's what Nikki would have done. Speaker 5: I couldn't. That's right. That's actually in my DVD. Speaker 4: Uh, Colin, all right. Well, how did how did Schmidt's match go? Is he the only one left? Speaker 5: I think Yeah, he uh I mean, he faced he faced the guy that placed third at trials. Speaker 4: What weight? Speaker 5: He he 66 kg. Speaker 4: 60. I was going to say. Speaker 5: No, I think he took third at 88. Wow. Uh surprisingly, somehow he got finished in the guillotine. Speaker 4: Dude, what? Speaker 5: Yeah. That's surprising. Speaker 4: Schmidt has phenomenal guillotine defense. Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he got subbed in a guillotine in like three or four minutes. Speaker 4: Were they still dry or? Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. He he hit the escape that he normally does once and he was in top side control. Speaker 4: Where he just spins uncontrollably. Speaker 5: Yeah. And then the guy still had the front head and apparently switched to a punch choke. So Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah. Speaker 5: He rolled to his back. He got out of that first one and then the guy locked up a second one. Speaker 4: Like the old diesel squeeze type. Speaker 5: Ninja. Yeah, we don't really um not a lot of us use like a punch choke. So I could see it giving him some some trouble. Speaker 4: So Nick Matea is the main character. That's what happened. Incredible. Speaker 5: I think he competes again in like two weeks. Speaker 4: Yeah. Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so. Speaker 4: Staying active is good for him. Definitely. Speaker 5: Dude, fuck yeah. Guys, you see uh Shakur Stevenson uh, you know, phenomenal boxer like challenged Elliot to boxing. Speaker 4: Was that going to happen? Speaker 5: I doubt it. I doubt it. Well, like Elliot says he's coming back. I think Oh, Elliot's fighting Justin Gaethje. Speaker 4: Wow. Speaker 5: Yeah. Speaker 4: I think Elliot wins. Speaker 5: RIP Justin. Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Elliot wins. Speaker 5: RIP. Speaker 4: I mean, Justin's pretty durable, but like fuck. Speaker 5: Who who Gaethje just beat uh Paddy. Speaker 4: Paddy. Speaker 5: It's a sick fight. Speaker 4: Fucked him up. Yeah. Speaker 5: He fucked up Paddy, man. Speaker 4: Didn't get knocked out. Scalas don't get knocked out. Speaker 5: It's crazy how he just goes like this and doesn't get. Speaker 4: The thing is now if Paddy, what I'd imagine, if Paddy gets punched again in his next fight, he's probably getting knocked out. Speaker 5: You think he's going to Speaker 4: Dude, it deteriorates, man. Come on. Speaker 5: Gets stronger. Speaker 4: Either that or he has severe brain damage. Speaker 5: Scalas don't get brain damage. Speaker 4: I hope so. Fuck, I hope not. I want to see Paddy with that belt so badly. Speaker 5: We'll see if his accent gets gets uh worse. That's his CTE, yeah. Speaker 4: He was vaping during his cut too. Speaker 5: He was vaping. Yeah. Speaker 4: Just to kill the Speaker 5: The cravings, yeah, and shit like that. You know it's Speaker 4: Yeah, do a pouch. Speaker 5: It's uh it's like funny until you lose. Speaker 4: Yes. It's like cuz now you just look stupid. So like with Carlos uh like protest, Speaker 5: Cigarettes. Speaker 4: The cigarettes and drinking and shit like that. Then he fights Ian Gary, completely gases out and then actually had an opportunity to beat uh Ian towards the end of the fight, but just like couldn't. He just gassed. Speaker 5: You got what you can't ask, you can't avoid the question like maybe if you didn't smoke, maybe if you didn't drink. Speaker 4: Yeah, now I'm just like, okay, you you look gay now. Come on, brother. Speaker 5: It's just dumb. Speaker 4: Yeah, why are you smoking and drinking? Speaker 5: Stack everything in your favor. Again, unless you're winning everything, then okay, you do whatever the hell you want. You fucking but Speaker 4: Yeah. No good. Speaker 5: Oh, man. Speaker 4: But yeah, so Speaker 5: So who I actually don't know who that boxer is. Speaker 4: So he is like a super Speaker 5: Like phenomenal boxer. Yeah, yeah. Speaker 4: Phenomenal boxer. Speaker 5: You guys heard of him before? Speaker 4: He's undefeated, actually. Yeah, yeah, it's like um anyone that knows boxing like Yeah, yeah, he's Speaker 5: And you know boxing. Speaker 4: And I definitely know boxing. Speaker 5: My middle name is boxing. Speaker 4: Call me Damian boxing engine. Speaker 5: Damian Danger boxing engine. Speaker 4: Danger my middle name is boxing. Speaker 5: So, um, yeah, that's just a crazy. Speaker 4: Okay, okay. Speaker 5: Like if Elliot fought him, Elliot would get knocked out. Speaker 4: Oh, for sure. Yeah, man. That's a fucking professional. But I mean, he's probably like he had he does have very good boxing for being a UFC fighter, but Speaker 5: For being a UFC fighter, but it's like that's like saying you have phenomenal jiu-jitsu for being a a UFC fighter. It's like Speaker 4: It's nothing compared to awesome masters. Speaker 5: Until I'm in there. Speaker 4: What happens when you tango with one of us? You met your maker. Speaker 5: Um the White House card. Fucking McGregor, Elliot, who else? Speaker 4: Wait, wait, McGregor's uh that's confirmed? Speaker 5: No, it's not confirmed. I'm just making it up. Speaker 4: There's I doubt he's ever Speaker 5: You don't think so? He's lobbying for it. Speaker 4: I highly doubt he ever fights again. Speaker 5: What is there's no point. Come on, I I mean, yeah, I guess there's no point, but I would love to see that. I just want to see him. Speaker 4: Everyone. Speaker 5: I just want to see that press conference. Speaker 4: The press conference. Oh, also what I want to see. He's the king of shit. There's no one that'll compare, man. Come on. Speaker 5: Do you think the accent also helps with with the whole Speaker 4: Absolutely. 100%. Speaker 5: You can't do that with just a normal American accent. Speaker 4: Yeah, Chael. Chael did it, but Speaker 5: But was he as cool as Connor? Speaker 4: No, he opened the doors. Yeah, yeah. He's the OG. Speaker 5: Connor ran through him. Yeah, yeah. Speaker 4: Connor's shit talk was hysterical. Speaker 5: So funny, man. Speaker 4: Who the fuck is that guy? Speaker 5: There was one, so uh, you know, they they did the ultimate fighter. Oh, they also I got asked to do the ultimate fighter. I I turned it down. I turned it down. I turned it down. Speaker 4: How much did they offer you? Speaker 5: I actually there was no pay for it. I didn't ask at all. Speaker 4: So you're not going with the Speaker 5: For 10 15 barrels. Speaker 4: People in your position are going to do that. Fuck that shit. Speaker 5: But or so Connor McGregor and Michael Chandler are coaches, right? And then they walk into the Apex talking about the fights and then um it's quiet in the Apex. You know, there's not a big crowd and Chandler's like, imagine imagine my punches in this Apex, you know, silence or whatever. And then Connor's like, you know, where where I'm from, we call them whistlers. And I was like, oh god. Dude, like Speaker 4: Always talking shit. Speaker 5: Yeah, man. Or like uh do you remember they were in the gym and uh Connor's like, you'll take the fight at 185 and Chandler's like, yeah, I'll do 185 and he's like, you'll do what you're told. It's like Chandler's like, yeah, I'm just talking to you. You'll do what you're told. Just walking around in a suit shades inside. You'll do what you're told. Or when when Connor Connor was first on the ultimate fighter uh with like um Uriah. Uriah. Yeah, the chin. Yeah, the chin. He's like, they they were talking about a ring girl. He's like, Uriah, why don't you go up there and shake your chin? Speaker 5: That's kind of a butt chin. Speaker 4: Oh, shit. Did you feel that butt chin when you faced him? Speaker 5: Yeah. Speaker 4: Did you give a little Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, you faced him at like 15. Speaker 4: Back in the day. He was smacking your ass. Speaker 5: No, not actually, but Yeah, smacking your face. Speaker 4: You got to mix it up. Speaker 5: You subbed him? You subbed him? Speaker 4: Nah, no, I didn't sub him. I ended the match in a fully locked heel hook. But Speaker 5: Did you like do any I know you you cranked on a few subs, no? Speaker 4: Yeah, I entered his legs. I think I entered his legs twice. The one was the last one and then the one before that, I had a a fully locked inverted and we went out of bounds. And then they went to reset us and I was just too nice. Um they were resetting us. It was like full cross ashi locked legs, like dead to rights. And then he was complaining to the ref. And the ref was actually doing a good job. He's like, nope, this is where you were. He's like, he's on the verge of breaking my leg. So I like loosened my legs a little bit and then they said go and he just immediately spun out. Speaker 5: That was emo here, Nikki. That was this, that was this. Speaker 4: No, no. Yeah. I had short hair in that match. Speaker 5: Oh, really? Yeah. There was a point where you'd always do this. Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Like the almost Justin Bieber. Speaker 5: Beeb. Almost like you had to retz. Speaker 4: Yeah, sure. Fucking hell. Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, this White House card, is there like a date on it or something? Speaker 4: No, I don't think they announced the date. Not sure. Speaker 5: Well, hoping McGregor comes back. If he does, that'll be a good time. Or Elliot. Speaker 4: Man, you make you make that much money. Speaker 5: It's hard, huh? Hard to stay stay in it and stay hungry. Speaker 4: There's no way that dude's doing a fucking training camp. There's no way. Speaker 5: He's probably so confident too. He just shows up like, I'll beat his ass. Speaker 4: He's breaks his shit again. Speaker 5: June 14th is a is the White House card. Speaker 4: June 14th. Oh, we have uh UFC BJJ this week. What is it? Tomorrow? Speaker 5: You guys see Mikey with his beard? Oh, yeah. Did he could he always grow a beard? Or do you like add Rogaine or something to his? Speaker 4: I don't know. I think he always grow a beard. Really? He just kept it shaved. Speaker 5: Yeah, clean shaven, yeah. I think it it it looks good. I think. Like I it's like I'm not used to it. You know, I don't know what's going on there yet. But maybe he keeps it around. Okay, I like starts to accept it. I don't know. I don't know. Speaker 4: Can you you got to let it grow. Come on. Speaker 5: I can't. I can't. I can't. I can grow a goatee. Speaker 4: And if you try. Speaker 5: Fine. You're right. I can't. I can do anything I want. Speaker 4: Exactly. Thanks. Speaker 5: I I can only really grow a goatee. Speaker 4: You're from your mom's side or dad's side? Speaker 5: They're Asian and black. Speaker 4: You're saying from your mom's side. Yeah, my mom had a thick beard. Speaker 5: Asian Asian and black. Speaker 4: Your mom's side would be an Asian an Asian beard where. Speaker 5: Well, I definitely think I look more like Fu Manchu, probably. My mustache on the ends can grow faster. Yeah, yeah. So maybe that's what it is. But Jamaicans aren't really known for hair anyway, except on the top of their heads. Speaker 4: Like everyone else. Speaker 5: Or like dreadlocks. Yeah, yeah. You know what I was going for. You're trying to fucking make fun of me. You fuck you. Speaker 4: Yeah, how much do you think uh Connor has right now? Speaker 5: Is he worth a billion? Speaker 4: What? Is he worth a billion? Speaker 5: I imagine his companies, yeah, his um Speaker 4: It's punched or whatever. What's that? Speaker 5: Give me look up what he's worth. Black Forge. Speaker 4: Oh, no, I forgot. Speaker 5: Well, yeah, there's the the didn't he sell? He sold the uh Speaker 4: He sold proper 12. Speaker 5: The whiskey. Proper 12. Yeah. Sold that for like 200 million. Speaker 4: Yeah. What is it? What does it say? Speaker 5: 200 mil. 200 mil. That's fantastic. Speaker 4: That's fine. I mean, his great grandkids are going to be set. Stoked. Speaker 5: He's not really paying much taxes apparently, right? Cuz he's uh Speaker 4: He lives on the water. Speaker 5: Lives on the water. Speaker 4: What do you mean? He lives on a yacht? Speaker 5: He lives on his yacht as his permanent residence. Speaker 4: He's saving money doing this. Speaker 5: Yeah, because there's no taxes internationally. Speaker 4: Oh. He lives on the water. That's what we should do. Speaker 5: We do this. Speaker 4: We live in Lake Austin. Speaker 5: Yeah. A hell of a commute. We take the boat to train. Speaker 4: I always love the plane. Speaker 5: Yeah. Driving a fucking Boeing 747 on the lake. Speaker 4: God damn turns. Fucking signal. God damn. Speaker 5: So uh who who's competing? Oh, we have Taylor competing tomorrow. Speaker 4: Taylor's competing. Yeah. Yeah, Taylor's competing. Speaker 5: I think Declan's out there, right, coaching her. James is out there too. Speaker 4: Is uh James just out there training? Speaker 5: I think just training and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Speaker 4: Yeah. There's uh yeah, there's Mikey's match. There's also uh Andy Varella and Speaker 5: Andy Marsaki. Andy Marsaki. Yeah. How's that going? Oh, wow. That's an interesting match. I'm actually excited to watch that one. Speaker 4: Marsaki's the same size as Andy? Andy to me seems big for some reason. Speaker 5: He's big. I mean Marsaki can get a little little thick, maybe, you know. Speaker 4: Really? Yeah. I think he's going to win. Speaker 5: Marsaki's competing too. Oh, yeah. Marsaki's first one back since the old Pixley, right? Speaker 4: Yeah. It's been like almost a year and a half. Speaker 5: Something like that. Two years. Speaker 4: He broke him. Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, it's over two years. Speaker 4: No, it's it's it's almost two years. It'll be two years in August. Speaker 5: Thank you. So he's fighting random guy. Do we know this guy? Speaker 4: I actually I'm not sure who he's fighting. Speaker 5: It's a random man. Speaker 4: Just kind of like a tune-up tune-up for him. Speaker 5: He's fighting random mix and he's going to shishkaba. Speaker 4: Shishkaba and then what's going on? Come on, you going to fight this guy? Speaker 5: I'm asked for they say he wants a few few warm-ups first. Speaker 4: Few tune-ups. All right, tune-ups and then give him the old rod. Speaker 5: Boom. That's you. That's that's in the old tune-up care. Yeah. That's that's in the old tune-up care. Unstoppable. Speaker 4: Checking out the sea. What can I say? Speaker 5: Out of the sea. Speaker 4: Yes, yes. Fucking is that it for everyone on the UFC card? What are we forgetting? Speaker 5: I I actually didn't really look at the card too much. Speaker 4: Who's Mikey Shay uh Shay Montegue. Yeah. Mikey I mean, no offense to Shay, but I think Mikey's going to get that one, huh? Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think anyone in Mikey's weight class is going to beat him. Speaker 4: Who was junior? Speaker 5: Who's Ronaldo fighting? Ronaldo senior. Speaker 4: Cuz Ronaldo is uh he's the the champ. So it has to be a uh Speaker 5: Tarik. The Tarikoplata. Tarikoplata? Yeah. I I don't really know him besides Tarikoplata, but a lot of people say that he's good. Like uh people that have trained with him and stuff. Speaker 4: Joseph went against him, right? Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, at uh in Japan. Speaker 4: How do you think he worked him pretty well? Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. Was he able to do anything really to him? Speaker 4: I mean, he he Joseph like yeah, dominated. He didn't sub him, but he dominated the whole match. He got the back and stuff. Um he did strangle Ben Hog unconscious. Speaker 5: Oh, wow. How? Rear naked? Speaker 4: No, it's a front head. He gave him. Speaker 5: From the front? Oh my god. You guys should try head from the back. And he passed out. Holy shit. Must be magical. Speaker 4: This guy's number. Speaker 5: Dude, I really think I've been having this this thought. I really like the way UFC and watermelon and basketballs. I love that. But up there on the list, UFC BJJ, man. I really think they're doing a great job with with growing the sport. It's like they're putting on consistent shows. Speaker 4: They both try to get signed. Speaker 5: Me? Call me. I think I think they're doing a great job. I think they're doing a great job. Speaker 4: Yeah, here we go. Okay, UFC's great. Yeah, yeah. Speaker 5: They are doing a fantastic job. I I don't really uh care to do UFC BJJ in my opinion. Like I I really want to focus solely on MMA, but I think it's really good for grapplers to have consistent consistent shows, you know. Speaker 4: It's professional. It's like actually the the way you should be treated as an athlete. Not just kind of like random shit throughout the year. Speaker 5: Bro, they fly you out, they'll pick you up, fucking you have access to the PI. Speaker 4: The meta Oh, wait, no, that's Apex. Sorry. Never mind. PI is still PI. Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I think it's good that these guys get uh, you know, access to that. It's like such a underground sport still. It's like everyone's doing their own. Speaker 4: They're really making a mainstream. They're advertising on the main cards. Like that's that's pretty crazy. Speaker 5: I think it's massive. Especially like when guys are trying to be up and comers, it's like you get so much exposure. So much exposure. And it's like you get guaranteed uh matches, you know. Speaker 4: It's very good to expose yourself. You must. Speaker 5: You would know you would know about that. Speaker 4: Oh, I know about that. Trust me. Speaker 5: So what is this uh meta deal that Dana White has? You guys know? Speaker 4: It's like a five-year thing with Meta, right? Speaker 5: They changed like the Apex to Meta Meta Apex or something like that. Speaker 4: I don't know what that involves, but I'm I don't know. They're probably just going to be like putting meta glasses everywhere. That's my take on it. I have no idea. Speaker 5: I do like Have you guys seen the refs now have like I I don't think it's meta glasses, but it's like body cams almost. I think that's super cool. You see you seen that? It's like the the angle of the camera switches to the ref's view and it's like it's it's right there. It's like It's crazy. Fucking incredible. Super cool. Speaker 4: Careful with those body cams, you know, if you get uh Speaker 5: Arrested? Yeah. I've seen uh the officer Nate Higgers. Speaker 4: Oh my god. Body cam hasn't seen the light of day since. Speaker 5: 2001. Do you know who I'm talking about? Speaker 4: No, but I'm I'm Speaker 5: You can imagine. It's hilarious. Speaker 4: You know who I'm talking about? Oh. Let me show you officer Nate Higgerson. Speaker 5: All right, so we have some information about the Dana White UFC deal. It's a multi-million dollar partnership with Meta making the official fan technology partner. It'll integrate Meta's platform specifically threads, Meta AI, Meta glasses and Quest into the UFC events, branding and fan content. Interesting. Speaker 4: This is your worst nightmare. Speaker 5: Oh shit. That guy is scary. Scary. Speaker 4: You haven't seen this guy? Speaker 5: Is that his actual name? Speaker 4: This is a real person. No, I don't that's not his real name. Speaker 5: That is a real person. It's a real person. Yeah. Might be AI. Speaker 4: It's not AI, it's a real guy. Sure. Speaker 5: You don't believe I I understand you're like it's not real. Speaker 4: That's how your buddy pulled up to the fight with the cup. Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, I had a uh so I have a fire pit now built in the in the backyard and the landscaper found out that I was fighting in Philadelphia. So he's like, he's like, brother, I'm there. So he buys uh buys tickets, buys the flights, buys the hotel and everything, goes out there and the guy is I don't know, maybe like what do you think? He 63 maybe? He's tall, he's pretty tall, big dude. Speaker 4: 63. Speaker 5: 63, 64. He's like 50 years old. He comes in with a full black fur coat like up to his chin with a big ass black cowboy hat. So the fur is black and the cowboy hat is black. So he's just like he has like a thin view right there. He looks like a mobster and then everyone is like, who is this guy? I'm like, that's my landscaper. Yeah. Yeah. That's my landscaper. Speaker 4: He's a landscaper for the cartel. Speaker 5: Right. Crazy. Dude, it's it was so wild the amount of people that just like people flew from Texas, from Massachusetts, California, talking crazy. It was sick. Speaker 4: They want to be there, brother. Speaker 5: It was wild. Fucking it was wild. Then you uh you did a seminar the day after, right? Speaker 4: Seminar the day after. See the fam. Played some poker till pretty late at night. Speaker 5: You played poker? Speaker 4: With the fam or at a casino? Speaker 5: The fam. Okay, that's fine. That's how we that's how we communicate. That's how you bond. That's how we bond. Yep. We enter a high stress poker environment and yell at each other. Speaker 4: Should have invited me. I would have went over there. Take the money. Speaker 5: What do you have actually? I would have showed up for sure. Oh. Poker? Poker's been a Can I talk? I thought I thought you were just uh decompressing or something. Speaker 4: Decompressing. There's not like it's hard to decompress after that. You're on like such a high, you know, like I'm watching the fight was like, you know, a minute, two minutes. I was I watched it maybe a thousand times. You know, hard to fucking decompress after that. Speaker 5: You play poker? Yeah, once here. Oh, really? I have a poker table. You guys want to get going? You play Oh, you did play here. That's how you got drunk. Fuck yeah. Is that the Yes, that was the flute. Yes, that was the flute. I love that shit. Nikki Ryan. We're we're drunk playing poker. Tells us he's like, I I can play the flute. I'm like, Nikki, you cannot play the flute. He's like, they made me play the flute in elementary school. I was like, no, they didn't, bro. We're we're from Middlesex County, New Jersey. I've we none of us were forced to play the flute. And he's like, I swear to fucking God, I played the flute. I was like, with your hands, show me how you played the flute. And he goes, Oh, I was like, wrong. That's the recorder. Speaker 4: That's the fucking. They pull up the recorder. He's like, Just hold the recorder like this. You know. So then we pull up the recorder. We show him. He's like, that's it. Speaker 5: That's the flute. My arch nemesis. I was for I was chained to the radiator. Had you guys ever played a flute? Speaker 4: I I've tried. I'm not I don't know how to play. Oh, yeah, I think he's like, yes, it was. I think it was. I'm trying to tell you guys. Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm just I'm just saying shit. Me too. Just saying shit. Go Oklahoma boys are killing it. Just thinking like they're uh dude, they're like winning um there's a wrestling world championships out in like Zagreb or some shit. Didn't like uh RBY go against like Spencer Lee or something like that. He broke his foot. Yeah, what happened with that? He had to he had to like stop or something, right? He had to stop, yeah. Broke his foot or something. Hendrix got second, I think. At worlds. At worlds, yeah. Uh Valencia had a tough loss. I think uh early some some guy. He did win worlds before. He's won worlds before, yeah. Um McKenna did well. I think he got bronze. Um But yeah, these guys are good. Oh, there's enough. I forgot. Frost is smoking everybody. Who? Frost. Frost. Jack's Frost. Yeah, Jack's Frost. Yeah, Jack's Frost. Yeah. Jack's Frost is killing it, bro. Yeah, they're golden boy. On fire, man. He's crazy. You know these guys? Uh, they're new. The first I don't know. I don't know who these guys are. Jack's Frost. Yeah. The new they're like the 17-year-old who like got put on the team. I thought we. Fuck, I'm so out of it. He's like 17 years old and destroying a college guy. Really? He's winning on the world stage too. Like hitting guys. How how big is he? He's 133. What? Oh, that was like the golden boy, whatever that like you you weren't able to train with. Yeah, yeah. He was like doing these like solo drills like a crackhead. It's like so so fast. Really? So fast. Yeah. It'd be great. It's great just to just to see the level effort they put forth. Yeah. They go in there and give 100% of themselves. It's it's cool. And they have another session that day. They're doing two sessions most of the days. The second session's lighter. It's either really hard cardio or like a little bit lighter. Cuz like like after Or like what we do Monday or it's like the second. Okay. But yeah, it's uh we should go. We should go back. Dude, I'm so down. I'm so down. Uh, would you go Nikki or are you chilling? Yeah, I would go. You would do the sessions with us? Yeah, I'm so down. Um sick. End of April. Yeah, when you get back. Whenever you want. Take the quads. Oh, take the quads. Power. Dude, I'd be I'd be down. I'd drive it there. Drive the quad there. Yeah. I'll meet you guys there. How fast do you think that can go? Close to 100. My quad? Oh, Jesus. I'll never find out. I'll never find out. I'll never find out. Never. He's 60 easily. Yeah. I'll never find out. I think so powerful. Fucking I don't even think I need that much power. I should have got a 250. Yeah. Which which one's yours? 450. You always sell it. Don't good if you want. We'll see. Like I just don't I don't think I mean, we're going to have some fun, but I'm never going to use that power. How are you going to get out of fourth like I'm going to stay in like third. Yeah, yeah. Second, third is plenty. Also, we don't know the type of trails. It's going to be rocky, but like we'll figure it out. Yeah. I'm excited too. I got to watch videos still too. Like really learn how to uh I saw you like you like lean every time you take a turn, you like lean to the other side, yeah. Counter balance. Counter steer. Counter steer. No, not counter steering, just regular steering, but counter balance. Counter balance. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, when we were going uh off-roading in the in the buggies, like uh Cowboy was talking like Cowboy was talking about like breaking to get weight onto the front tire or whatever and then you accelerate onto the fish tails a little bit like I have no idea how to do any of that. I just turn. I turn and pray. Yeah, we just we just going. We just going to cruise. Have fun. You guys get so good after a few times. It'll take time. It'll take time for sure. Not for me. I'm already very good. I always like I it died around the corner and I'm like trying to get it and it's taking a while. So I'm like, I know they heard me. So they they got to be walking. I'm like, I got to figure this out before they make that turn, you know. Got it. I'll call it there. Yeah, right. How long were we going for? Hour 27. Nope. You lost your. Hour 13. Hour 42. Wow. I'm flies. When you're having fun with the boys. All right, guys. back. What emoji? Uh, drink C4. Drink C4. Official energy partner of the Simple Man podcast. Electricity emoji. Again. Oh, electricity emoji. All right, leave an electricity emoji in the comments if you guys watched all the way to the end, guys. If you guys want to try C4, their flavors are absolutely amazing. You can use our uh link. It's going to be in the description and pop up on the screen. Allison's going to put that on the screen. And uh yeah. Good shit. See you. Peace.