Craig Jones vs Dillon Danis, Damien Anderson Next Stop UFC, Analyzing Jiu Jitsu | The Simple Man Podcast Ep. 158

Speaker 1: Your listening to the simple man with Ethan Krell and Stan Niky Rod and Damian Anderson. Stay a while if you know about the jiu-jitsu. If you don't, you can come too. This is. Speaker 2: What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. Speaker 3: If you lose your balls, can you you can still get boners? Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe, but I think yes, but I'm not sure. Speaker 3: Like if you get Speaker 5: No, because that's that's castrated. Speaker 4: Well, I definitely know if you get stomped on your nuts, you can still get a boner. Speaker 5: It probably helps actually. Speaker 3: You know who else knows? Speaker 4: Yeah. Speaker 3: Are we gonna bring that up here? Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Speaker 3: All right, welcome back. Speaker 5: Uh, to another episode. Speaker 3: Is that castrated? Speaker 5: Castrating is chop the testes off. Speaker 3: Chop testes, but you still got a weiner. Speaker 5: I think. Speaker 3: Oh, you actually probably can get a boner if uh Speaker 5: You can really? Speaker 3: Why do you know this? Do you need do you need chemicals to get a boner or you can get a no balls? Speaker 5: But you can get a boner. Do you still are you sexually attracted? Speaker 3: You can't. You can't not. Speaker 5: Well, come on. You have no nuts. Speaker 3: Do you need artificial chemicals to get an erection if you get your balls chopped off? Speaker 5: I don't think so. Speaker 6: Do you think I only know this because of Game of Thrones or this only came into my mind, I have no idea if it's true. But are you still uh sexually attracted to, you know, the opposite sex if your nuts are Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you're not you're not doesn't make you a tranny. Speaker 6: But the thing is is like isn't it like Speaker 3: You can only be a tranny if you split the weiner in half and then fold tuck it so you got man pussy. Speaker 6: You could you could fold it in between in betwixt the crack and pinch. Speaker 4: I do that every morning. Speaker 6: And look at yourself in the mirror. Speaker 4: I would. Speaker 6: I would. Speaker 5: If you if you lose one, you can still get boners. If you lose both, then you need TRT. Speaker 3: Oh. For what? To be sexually attracted or just to have a boner? Speaker 5: I think so. Speaker 3: Wow. Why are you wondering this? Speaker 5: No reason. Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no. No reason. Speaker 5: If something happens, get an accident. Speaker 3: We just we just talked about it. I don't know what what happened. Speaker 5: What do you mean we? You brought it up. Speaker 3: You just said it. Speaker 5: I brought it up because of something you guys said. Speaker 4: Bro, I was saying welcome back to another episode and you're like, dude, what do we? Speaker 5: No, something happened. Speaker 4: Not good. Not good. Speaker 3: Oh, you were like stomped on balls. Speaker 4: Yeah, you said that after. Speaker 3: No, before. You said you said before and then I was like, if you lose Speaker 4: Maybe you're a time traveler, you said it before, but Speaker 3: Bro, you guys are delusional. Speaker 4: You're either a time traveler or you got a vasectomy or something. Speaker 3: We got to bring this man closer to the mic. Come on. Speaker 4: He can hear. Speaker 5: This is gonna be Speaker 6: Is it okay? Speaker 5: People already complain about the the levels. Speaker 4: They'll get mad at me. It's okay. Speaker 5: No, just be closer. Let's give the audience a better Speaker 4: Can you hear me if I Just talk closer to the mic, you fuck. What? Speaker 5: Just talk closer to the mic. Come on. What are you doing? Speaker 4: Because then we're playing fucking knee footsie. Speaker 3: You know you want him. Speaker 4: What's wrong with that? I don't want to do that. Speaker 5: No, just lean forward. What do you mean? Speaker 4: It's just bothering you. It's fine. Speaker 5: We tell every guest to talk into the mic because of this. And now the owner of the actual podcast. I'm the only one trying to grow this thing now, huh? Everyone's everyone's coasting. Huh? All right, fine. Don't even don't even care. Don't even care. I'll single-handedly bring this up. **Speaker 3:** How's the angles of the C4? Are are phenomenal. **Speaker 4:** Do we need a C4 sponsor? **Speaker 5:** C4, C4. **Speaker 4:** Oh, sure. **Speaker 5:** Ooh, the new flavor. This one is the Hawaiian Punch, Fruity Juicy Red, and then there's a spiced mango. Spiced mango, so good. Your favorite is the creamsicle? **Speaker 4:** Yeah, orange creamsicle. It's so good. **Speaker 5:** So good. And it's zero sugar. **Speaker 4:** That's amazing. Crazy. How do they get these flavors in here? **Speaker 5:** Honestly, amazing. Amazing. **Speaker 3:** You really really like the purple, the grape. **Speaker 4:** I had uh I had a grape a grape C4 along with my grape **Speaker 3:** That's my favorite. **Speaker 4:** With my grape uh Waterloo. **Speaker 3:** Tastes like basketball to me. **Speaker 4:** I saw someone refer to basketball as African tree hockey. **Speaker 3:** Oh. **Speaker 4:** Made me laugh. Wasn't me that made that reference. I saw someone else. **Speaker 3:** Yeah, someone definitely made that. **Speaker 4:** Someone else did. Someone else did. **Speaker 3:** Guys, big news. Uh, Craig Jones is facing Dylan Dennis, CGI 3. **Speaker 4:** Honestly, part of me thinks that Dylan will just take all the call from this and then back out last second. **Speaker 3:** And then pull out. **Speaker 4:** Oh, dude. That would suck. **Speaker 3:** He did it for the Logan fight. **Speaker 4:** What do you think? **Speaker 3:** But he did fight once, no? **Speaker 4:** No, he did. He did. **Speaker 3:** He fought Logan? **Speaker 4:** Yeah, he fought Logan. **Speaker 3:** Oh. I think he got whooped. **Speaker 4:** Yeah, he boxed him and then uh he was just getting like fucked up and then he got DQ'd because he took him down. **Speaker 3:** I don't remember that. Damn. That was how long ago was that? **Speaker 4:** Last year, two years ago? **Speaker 3:** Yeah. **Speaker 4:** One and two years. **Speaker 3:** I thought he didn't show up for the fight. **Speaker 4:** I think he did that once. **Speaker 3:** Oh, then the second one. **Speaker 4:** He took like all the clout and then I think on the second time. **Speaker 3:** He threw a bottle at his face or something, right? **Speaker 4:** Oh, I forgot about that. A can, right? **Speaker 3:** Yeah, he threw a can and he like cut cut Logan a little bit. Or he threw a mic, wasn't it? Wasn't it a mic? **Speaker 4:** Oh, maybe it was a mic. **Speaker 3:** I think it was a mic he threw at his face and then it like set him the day before the fight. **Speaker 4:** Smart. **Speaker 3:** That's what that's it's crazy that Gable did that. **Speaker 4:** CGI 2. **Speaker 3:** Pulled out, yeah. **Speaker 4:** Pulled out like last second and then took a fight for I think LFA like the week after. **Speaker 3:** Yeah, yeah, yeah. **Speaker 4:** Cuz his toe healed. **Speaker 3:** I would hope that Craig like trains for I mean, not that it would be difficult for him to beat Dylan, but like I'd hope that he would get in shape, you know, at least. **Speaker 4:** I mean, to be honest, every time he takes time off, he's still always in shape. **Speaker 3:** Gets better. I think him doing whatever the hell he's doing is part of his training regimen. It's like we see it as sporadic nonsense, but to him it's like **Speaker 4:** Studying the blade. **Speaker 3:** Discipline. Yeah, he's like locked in when he's got on these benders. **Speaker 4:** I got to do it for the **Speaker 3:** Got to do it for the love of the game. **Speaker 4:** Yeah. **Speaker 3:** So, damn, CGI 3. **Speaker 4:** But it's not like Dylan's really training. **Speaker 3:** Who knows? **Speaker 4:** He's still still a uh ex jiu-jitsu athlete. Knows stuff. **Speaker 5:** They're battling for the greatest grappler of all time. **Speaker 3:** Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's gonna **Speaker 5:** Uh, to be honest, Dylan is the the biggest name in jiu-jitsu. **Speaker 3:** I guess. He has like 4 million followers. **Speaker 4:** He's definitely surpassed the sport. **Speaker 5:** Yeah, transcended. **Speaker 3:** Transcended. Yeah, his own words. I've transcended. **Speaker 4:** Yeah, he has actually. **Speaker 5:** He kind of has. Come on, the biggest name. **Speaker 3:** It's cuz McGregor, right? **Speaker 5:** Yeah, for sure, right? That's that's really what he did. **Speaker 3:** Made him blow up, yeah. **Speaker 5:** He did some uh crypto scams, I think. **Speaker 3:** Did he?