NickyRod Creating Champions! | The Simple Man Podcast Ep. 156

You're listening to The Simple Man with Ethan Crelinsten, Nicky Rod, and Damien Anderson. Stay awhile if you know about the jiu-jitsu. If you don't, you can come, too. This is B-Team. Speaker 1: I guess we're rolling. We're back. Episode 7,492 and a half. Speaker 2: Ah. Welcome back to another episode of The Simple Man Podcast with your Speaker 3: Oh, I should have got a diet soda. Speaker 1: It's crazy how we've been doing this. Speaker 3: Yes, please. Can I have a a root beer, please? Thank you. I'm good. Thank you. I'll take another No, I'm good actually, thanks. Um Speaker 2: Are we are we going to go We're going to go live now, or we going to wait? Speaker 1: Yeah, we can Just roll this thing right now. Speaker 2: It's okay. We got this. Speaker 1: Um, we've had a lot of episodes, and we've literally never had a structure. Yeah. Is that kind of impressive? Speaker 2: We're winging it. Speaker 1: Sometimes we're like, "Hey, we should come in with like topics," and we just Ah. just swang the doodle. Speaker 2: We just swang that doodle. Do you Uh there's aspartame in this. What What are your guys' take on aspartame? Speaker 3: I got to know something about it to have a take. Speaker 1: It's probably better than aspirin. Oh, yeah, I mean. Speaker 2: Okay, so Better than what? Aspirin. Aspirin? Aspirin is very good for you. Or not very good for you, but it it's like Doesn't Is that the one that makes kids retarded? No, that's Tylenol. That's Tylenol. That's Tylenol, sorry. That's acetaminophen. Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen. That's a That's cinnamon synonym. Nicky Rod's downstairs. He's like, "Have you tried a synonym roll?" He's like, "Oh, that's one that rhymes." Speaker 3: I wish Damian was A double fuck up. Speaker 2: A nice cinnamon roll. Speaker 3: Aspirin is a blood thinner. Speaker 2: Yeah, aspirin's a blood thinner. People with heart issues should take We should take aspirin, honestly. Baby aspirin. Might help us. Speaker 3: I have I think that's just really If you have high blood pressure, no? It's like blood clot. Speaker 1: Oh, my blood pressure is solid. It's great, actually. Speaker 2: Yeah, my blood pressure's good, but Speaker 3: Wait. So, you guys don't care like aspartame is not a concern of yours. You're like you see that in the ingredients list, you're like, "I don't care." Speaker 1: No, the thing is all this shit probably causes a little bit of cancer. You got to battle it with exercise. So, I don't care about aspartame when I have to cut 30 lb. Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Speaker 3: I I Yeah, but and then afterwards, you're more about you're health-conscious. For sure. So, normally, if you see aspartame on like not weight cutting wise, I understand. Speaker 1: It's not normally. I just don't usually drink it if I'm not actually weight cutting. Speaker 3: Like you'll have the real soda? Speaker 1: I don't really drink too much soda. I I crave more sweet stuff as soon as I have to start weight cutting. Speaker 3: That makes sense. All right. Speaker 2: So Guess what uh Are we the first? doesn't have aspartame? I had to make sure just in case. Speaker 1: Oh, we the first. Speaker 3: I think we are the first. I think we're the first So, you don't know? I don't know, but we can We can say it. Speaker 2: Let's say we are. We're the first podcast that C4, the worldwide energy Did I say energy weird? Speaker 1: It was weird, but it's okay. Try it again. Take two. All right, take two. Chop. Right after Allie brings in this. Speaker 2: With a straw? What's going on here? He's a big sucker, this guy. Yeah, you Give me the can. suck that straw. You're Are you going to like I have to Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. Take it away. We are the first podcast Faggot. You guys are doing it. That's okay. Speaker 3: Sorry. Go on. Go on. Speaker 1: No, no. Speaker 2: So, we are the first podcast No. that C4, the international worldwide-renowned energy drink brand, has ever sponsored. We're partnering with C4 to help sell millions of energy drinks and spread the Trillions. spread the word of good health, good energy, mental, cognitive function, Explosive flavor. Can I finish my thoughts? Go on, come on. mental and cognitive focus. Hurray. Okay, your turn. Speaker 3: The flavors are so freaking good. Speaker 2: They're freaking, gosh-darn dang delicious. No bad language on this one. They're They're fantastic. Speaker 1: We should not cuss anymore, huh? We should Yeah, let's First one to swear loses. Deal. Uh, fi- 10 push-ups. Speaker 2: With a real gun? I'll shoot you in the head. We go 10 push-ups. First one to cuss 10 push-ups. Ready, set, go. Ooh. I'm not talking. Speaker 1: Do racial slurs count? Speaker 3: Yes. Speaker 2: What? Well, no, come on. Speaker 1: What? If It's a cuss. Anything that's not Okay. Allie's the And why is it cuss and not curse? Allie, can we Google what defines a cuss word? Thank you. It's okay. Thank you. Speaker 2: In the meantime, yes, these flavors are gosh-dang Gosh- delectable. Darn delucious. They're so good. Yeah. There's a Jolly Rancher one. Oh, Jolly Rancher's good. purple popsicle, oh, cotton candy. How do they do it? How do they get these flavors? They have scientists in lab coats. 10 calories. 10? 10 calories. Count them, 10. It's amazing. 200 mg of caffeine. You pop that open Dude, you're having a great day. Good amount of potassium. 310 mg of of potassium. Vitamin B12. Ooh. It's way better than vitamin B11. Zero sugar, zero carbs, zero sodium. Certified for for sport. Yes, I'm ready. So, it's opinion based. So, if I say you're beautiful and you don't want me to say that, that's that's offensive. No, no. Derogatory. Derogatory? Derogatory. What's Can Now, define derogatory. Yeah. Give me an example. But if you It's all about how you say it, right? Because if I say you're beautiful, but I'm like I'm looking at you weird. Isn't it a matter of perspective? What the Okay, define a negative word. Just define everything. But that's not going to be part of the Okay. Profane. But she's going to be our judge. isn't a a cuss word. It doesn't have to be It doesn't have to be negative, cuz if you say like, "F yeah," it's still It's still cursing. Also, we should uh switch out your chair. I think it's squeaking a little bit. Squeaking? Is that you? Come over here and spit on that thing, brother. Spit on that thing. Grease her up. Grease her up. Allie, what are you doing? Speaker 2: She's switching the chair. Speaker 1: You're playing? Yeah, switch it, switch it. All right. Fuck, you said macaroni. Thanks, Allie. You're welcome. Speaker 3: We are just switching the chairs. Oh, uh we got a new table, by the way, if you guys didn't notice. Well, they Well, they might be listening on Spotify, yeah. Well, if you're listening To the millions of listeners. to the quadrillions of listeners, we got a new table. We got new chairs. Got new partnership. We got Got a new perspective, boy. breaking glass ceilings. Break Well, Breaking glass ceilings? Speaker 2: Yeah. What's a glass ceiling? What does that mean? Speaker 1: I don't think I've I mean, I hear heard of glass house. You know what I'm talking about? Speaker 3: Yeah. No, not glass house. Speaker 2: That's where you don't throw stones from, but the glass ceiling There is a glass ceiling in a glass house. Is a glass ceiling the same as the fourth wall? No. That's That's like theatrics. Break the the fourth wall. Break the glass ceiling. I think it's like like the four-minute mile, like a glass ceiling. Like, everyone says you can't, but it's not a real ceiling. Oh, okay. So, it's just um it's just a limit that you think you can't pass, but somebody will eventually pass it. I believe so. Are you able to fact-check that? Come on, that's definitely the the definition. What is the definition of glass ceiling? Well, it's like, yeah, an artificial ceiling that's not real. Like the, um, Boom. All right, yeah. Speaker 1: That used to be the five-minute mile. Really? Speaker 3: What? Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it used to be As soon as they started tracking that, they're like, "I I don't know how fast they can be." It can't be It can't be impossible. All right. Speaker 1: What's the fastest mile? Is it four? Uh, no, no. It's under four. It's under, yeah. That was the whole thing. The the four-minute They thought four-minute mile was the lowest. Like no one no human could get underneath the four-minute mile. Speaker 2: You guys want to hear something? Speaker 1: What color was the person that got the four-minute? Speaker 3: I'm assuming It's actually white. It's a white guy. It's a white guy. It's a white guy? The No, the first person to break a four-minute mile. Jamaican. That's probably a Jamaican. Moroccan. Moroccan? Oh. Oh. All right. Are they black? They're the first blacks. Are they? No. I don't know. So, is it The first Wait, wait, but the first person to break the four-minute mile Was Moroccan, she says. No. No, no, was a a white guy, a white guy. Oh. What kind of white? South African? Moroccans are kind of like Black-white guy. An albino. South African. Albino. Yes, sir. Bannister never repays his debts. The thing is I I don't buy it. That he's white? That he's white? No, whitey could never, no. Yeah, yeah. Don't buy whitey. There was a black man Oh, yeah, they just didn't record it. Yeah, what are Come on. Just like the rock and roll thing. They're fucking chasing antelope down at 4:00. No, they're persistent hunters. Actually, no, that's not where the four-minute mile would have been broken. He's like, "Yeah, we hunt cheetahs." Yeah. We just weren't timing it today. What the fuck? It would have been running from one tribe to another. What was that accent? We have to eat today. We have to eat today. Uh you want to hear something that could be considered sexist, but it's a fact? Uh okay. I feel like you're going to tell us anyway. All right, I'll tell you anyway. Women have yet to break the four-minute mile. Women? That's a real ceiling. It's close, though. That's a real ceiling, though. That's that's a ceiling. That's a foundational That's a how they That's a drywall. Concrete-reinforced. Brick wall, my goodness. How close How close is Yodjenda? You're catching up. I can't Can ya? Can ya? Can ya do it already? Is it tranny? Aw, this is a serious question now, cuz that might actually be real. Holy shit. That that is a serious Yeah. Born woman? Well, well, Come on, yeah. A born a woman? She's a real lady, but was she born Show me the Show me the knuckles. Let me see the knuckles. Show me the penis. Show me the penis. Let me see the kneecaps on this girl. Dead giveaway them She got a dong flapper. That That was smooth. That was good. Somebody call Denzel. We'll figure this Out. Uh that was a you were wrong a lot of times on that one. Dude, he was showing me like like just nipples, and was like, "Hey, is this a girl or a guy?" I was like, "I can't tell." He was showing you a nut sack. That's a female for sure. I know. Uh UFC tonight? Hey Uh yeah, UFC tonight, but real quick, why Why is there women's chess? I I I heard this from what's-his-face. Yeah, yeah, so Liam Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Liam has had plenty of Liam? Oh, Liam's in this? No, I was I was talking about the comedian that talked about it. He made a joke about it. Who was it? Oh, well, I Okay, so I got into an argument with uh like I was on Liam's side, and I butted into an argument he was having with a a female counterpart many moons ago. Okay. And uh the debate was you know, Are chicks smarter than guys, yeah. Yes, and the the one of the points, sorry, Allie, you may hate me after this, hopefully not, but why, yes, why separate men and women in chess? It's just a it's just a mental game. Or stupider. I mean, I didn't say it. You said it. Guys went to Jupiter. Went to Jupiter. Tea party in pants. But, uh, yeah, there's there's no like physicality involved, so why So why? why separate it? Cuz there's like the brain itself is different. Well, the physicality, they're too slow to hit the timer, so they're losing Well, I'm curious. What is On their way to the timer, they make a sandwich. Wait, so real quick, why It slows them down. They got to wash the dishes, Fuck. God damn it, that's hilarious. What? Oh, you didn't even catch it. Never mind. Well, you said, "Fuck." No, fuck you. Oh, you said it. Dude. 10 push-ups. All right, 10 push-ups. Can we film this? One arm. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Good thing we didn't do 20. That's as high as I can count. Wow. Yeah. You guys are trying to sabotage us, huh? You could say you nailed it. Allie, you left a nail on the ground. It's okay. Damn, that was for me to find it. My butterfly, it could have never been, never been. Oh, I put my water over there. So, what is the real explanation, why Why split it if it's purely mental? Well, I think we know. I'm serious. You That's the only reason why, right? Uh is it something like There's a big discrepancy, I think, between like the best female chess player and like the the IQ, or is it the ability to make decisions? Cuz that matters. Like you could have a high IQ, but uh make you make decisions fairly slow. Yeah, I mean, I don't think we're going to get the answer we want. It's to encourage positivity. Okay, all right, great. All right, all right. Same thing with the WNBA. Same thing. Same thing. Male dominated is what I get. What's a female dominated How about um Cheerleading. No, how about shooting? How about shooting? Cuz that's relatively low athleticism. Right? Yeah, I don't I think I don't know the stats on that. Like what What are the best shooters? Are they just mixed male, female, or are they all male? If there's like If you just have like 10 seconds to point and get the closest target, like I don't really know the the the rules of Olympic shooting. You point, shoot, click. No, no. Can we look up the rules of Olympic shooting whenever you get a chance? I think there's different uh like types of How about archery? Olympic Specifically, let's go Olympic archery. Oh. I think archery is a a woman uh is a female dominated sport, I think. What? Well, they have breasts to anchor the arrow to. Wait, is that true? This is Look it up. Look it up. That'd be crazy. Or or at least uh pause, equestrian? Let her get this out. Go ahead. Okay. Uh female dominated sports. I think it's either What are female dominated sports? Something Something to do with a horse, or something to do with a bow. Of course, it's a horse. It's the the one where you So, no volleyball? This We don't care about the best the best Who's Who's the best figure skater in the world? Female dominated sport. Oh, no. Some Russian guy. It's going to be a Chinese guy or it's an Asian guy. Is that a guy? Sounds like a guy. You can't win. You can't win. Yeah, it's Oh, it's a girl. Oh, you can't tell? Oh, she can't she can't tell. Wait, you can't It's probably a guy, if you think it's Might be a guy. Yeah, if it's in the question. Damn. Damn, we can do it all. We're so good. So good. All Wait, so archery is not not in there? Well, that's like participation. I think like What? That's an even worse That's like they More of them do it and there's Well, I think archery or uh some other equestrian equestrian Where where the females are actually the best. So, a a equestrian is a a female dominated sport? I don't know. A quest to the kitchen. Sick. All right, so UFC? Yeah. There's no fucking way. 10 push-ups. Wait, no. You already lost. What do you mean? It's a non-stop. It's a non-stop thing. This is a This is We have big sponsors now. We can't cuss anymore. Do them. For the kids program. Are you trying to go? I was trying to back up, but I'm stuck in here. Digs into the rug. All right. Okay. Okay. Carpet. It The best long distance swimmer in the world? Their breasts are flotation devices. It's not fair. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Yes. For today it is. Well, you get Forever. We shouldn't We shouldn't cuss. We're going to get so strong. Honestly, it's good. It's good. Yeah, there's better words we can use. Like there you could have said, "Scheiße." Hey, uh does cursing in another language You're allowed. That's completely legal. What? No, it's not. Sharmuta. Is that 10 push-ups? No, but it sounded nice, right? Sharmuta. See? But that If you If you use That just means mop. If you use It really rolls off the tongue, though. Is it the uh the word that matters or the way you use the the word? It's English vernacular. Let's just not We have a kids program. We have, you know, families. Let's there's no cussing anymore. There's no reason. Make us better humans. I'm with it. UFC tonight. Who's fighting? I'm so tempted to scream Dude, it's a great card. When's Piper fight? I don't know. Not tonight. He's fighting Izzy, uh, but down the road. Okay, we got Song Yadong. Well, first it first it's Paddy, Gaethje. Oh, Paddy versus Pimblett. "I don't beat my dong, but I'll beat your dong." It's so funny. Incredible caption. Paddy versus Gaethje, who do you guys have? Paddy. Song is shredded. Okay, we'll talk about Song. Song is shredded. Okay. Okay. Well, okay. We'll talk about Song, okay? Just one sec on Song. Song versus Sean, then. Okay, we'll start with He's eager to talk about this Song. Song, I got uh Damn, I don't know. Dude, Yadong is going to yebong. You think Yadong is going to bong? I think he probably just take takes him down. I hope so. He scrambled. You You spent quite a few hours with uh banging uh Song Song and Yadong. Bong and the dong. Bong and the dong. Yeah, we trained a bunch. So, how's that fight go? How do you see it playing out? What accent does this fight come out of? I want Song to win. I just worry that Sean's movement might might be too much for him. I think He could hit him from far away. With Sean. You mess him up. Does Nicky know about this? Are you feeling stuck? Most guys just accept feeling stuck: stress, low energy, bad sleep, like it's normal. But it's not. So, stop feeling stuck, fix the root issues, and start living like you used to. I think Sean's movement is probably going to uh Oh, okay. Know what? Yep. I think Sean's movement movement What Did he What did he say? What? What swear? No. You can play it back. As As a nigger, we This guy, we can't He can't be trusted sometimes. Ever since that chip, I ate a quarter chip. Quarter chip, that's all that's all I wanted. You guys ate the whole thing? Yeah, he's just like, "Damn, shit. You guys ate that whole thing?" Damn, that's crazy. Me, too. Dude. That's so spicy. I already farted. It's so spicy, I already farted. Like, it's universal. I swapped it with a Dorito. You may as well have. That was a horrible day. Yeah, imagine that drunk episode, I'm just tossing shots behind me. You could have, for all we know. We were too You guys were too hammered. You would have never known. You did the drive-by golf cart. You were driving the golf cart and Bro. Nothing ever happened. Um, wait. Wait. Song, how does the fight go? I want I really want Song to win. I think if Song What kind of melody? Right. I think, actually, if he grapples, he'll he'll do very well with Sean. But, Sean's movement might be too much, and he plays long. So, I don't I don't know. So, like, Song's not going to be able to like hit him, to Song's not a great movement guy. He He stands very flat-footed. So, if he just looks to strike with Sean, I I actually don't think that Song will will win. But, I think if Song can use pressure and then actually use grappling, then he can he can uh you know, kind of So, you think he can Like if he could close distance, take him down, he can win the fight. Yeah, I think Sean has really good footwork and movement. So, it's If If you're If you're not a movement guy, it's very difficult to fight those guys. But, we'll see. Who knows? What do you guys have? What do you guys think? Who do you guys think? What do you guys have? I think uh I mean, they're both They're both phenomenal athletes. I do think that It's a great fight. Song probably takes him down, work and works him, but That's what I think. I I also think that Sean maybe doesn't want to fight that much anymore. You know, he's like one of the wealthiest guys in the division, made his run, was champ for a bit. He's probably like, "I'm fucking done with this shit." I'm going to disagree with both of you guys. I think O'Malley O'Malley-Malley. O'Malley! I can see O'Malley like uh Dude, winning like He knocks people out, man. He He has power. He's lanky. Like Dude, he knocked out Aljo. Yeah. He's, you know, slick. Crazy. got timing. Speed beats timing. Power beats accuracy. Water beats fire. Fire lord. What if you have a lot of fire? It'll evaporate the water. The fire will melt. The fire The fire will melt the water into ice. Yes. Okay, who's the Oh, Paddy versus Gaethje. I got Paddy. I think Paddy's going to win. I doubted Paddy versus uh Dan Hooker, Dan Chandler, and I Yeah, really? He schboinked him. He schboinked him, yeah. I feel like the same thing is going to happen. Like Gaethje might throw him around a bit, but not cement anything, and then Paddy's going to Yeah, I mean, Gaethje Gaethje hasn't done much like grappling in in his fights, right? He does He's not a submission guy. He's not going to sub him. Which, he's a he used to be a a big wrestler, but Great wrestler, yeah. No, he's just like, But, he's not going to hold It's not like a wrestler jiu-jitsu where he's going to put him down and keep him down, take his back. He's just going to like Explosive takedown, get tired and try to knock him out. What was his accolades? It was like uh Was he NCAA champion, or no? Chandler was, though, I think. Chandler was not NCAA. He wasn't? No, I I have no idea. Can we look up Um who's that guy? Chandler? Not Chandler, the other Gaethje. Justin Gaethje wrest- wrestling, college wrestling accolades? Thank you. I thought it was like something really good. Remember when you said CT makes you gay? And then I was right. Justin Gaethje used to be Justin Straightje. Yeah, that was a great joke. You said that, bro. Yeah, I did. Dude, I'm I'm so funny. You're a genius. Allie doesn't think so, but I'm so funny. No. Wow. Division I? You can't divide by one. You can't divide by two. So, You're not funny. Got her. So, that made her laugh. Here we go. Wait, my face My face is funny? Fuck. Umar is fighting Deiveson Figuereido. What? Yeah, Umar is fighting Did you mean, "What?" Deiveson. I didn't hear it. Oh, one more time. Umar is fighting Umar is fighting Figuereido. Deiveson. Umar Nurmagomedov Nurmagomedov. Um He's fighting as well. Shh. Who's he fighting? I think Deiveson Figuereido. Umar Umar wins that. Umar wins that hands down. I I'm just taking Jackson's word for this. I I didn't take a look at the lines, but uh apparently Umar's like a minus 1,500 or something. Oh! Favorite? Oh, wow. Michael Johnson, do you guys know who he is, black dude? Yeah, MJ. He got fight He got um He had a fight and the fight got canceled. Who is he going to fight? He's the weigh-in guy? No, we'll talk about that. Oh, that's so funny. That is crazy. So sad. But, Funny? I think it's sad. Well, it Well, no, I don't know if you saw the Bisping Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. K, we're going to watch you live react to this. Okay. It's hilarious. But, anyways, the Michael Johnson fight, there was some weird betting that was going on with the fight, so they they scrapped it. What do you mean? No. What? Yeah, yeah. Like inside Like he was going to he was going to Something Something was going on. or something? Who knows? Who knows? They were going to bet on throwing the fight or something? We don't I We don't know. There was like some weird betting odds leading up to the fight, and then they In what sense weird betting odds? It's like a bunch of money gets put on something. I don't know what the actual bet was. Uh, but it's like Mh. you know, the Like one person bets a million dollars and they're kind of close to this one fighter? Well, it's like the the last time it happened with the fucking other guy 10 with the All right, I'm going to finish this real quick. With the other guy, they they bet that the guy Like there was like millions of dollars or something that got put on that the guy was going to lose in the first round via submission or something. And exact Exactly things like that. Wow, so simply betting can the thing is the FBI will will see that, or whatever. It's like Vegas lines will see like, "Why is there so much money on this?" How do they like differentiate like what At what point will the money Like what if they bet like a lot less than it wouldn't, you know? Like How do they I mean if there's It's like a Vegas bookie. Two that study it you know It's a It's their business. It's like, okay, why is there a million dollars going on this one bet? That's a weird bet to put a million dollars on. Okay, that makes sense. Like super super specific. Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, 10 push-ups. Bing bong. Um, would it be illegal if like Jon Jones was like, "Yeah, I'm going to kill I'm going to knock this guy out in the first round guaranteed." So, I'll just be like, "I'm going to I'll make a bet that I knock this guy out first round with" Are you allowed to bet on yourself? Oh, can you bet on your on yourself winning? I think you can cuz that's what Floyd Mayweather used to do. You just can't bet on yourself losing? Losing. Yeah, cuz it's cuz anybody could lose. You could just give up. What if you're like, "I'm going to try my best, but I don't think I got this one." Well, then you'll just do that cuz you'll make you'll lose cuz you'll make more money losing than winning. Can can you pull that curtain a little bit? Thank you. That's the fourth wall. There we go. The Kool-Aid guy bust through it. Oh, yeah. Um, wait. Who else Oh, Arnie. Do Do you know Arnie? Schwarzenegger? Schwarzenegger is one Arnie, but Oh, 10 push-ups. Sorry, guys. Schwarz uh African-American is uh one guy, but no, Arnold Allen's fighting um Arnold Allen? Jean Silva. Jean Silva. I don't like that guy. Arnold Allen? Jean Silva, yeah. I don't like him. He's a weirdo. It's two Is Arnold Allen the McGregor McGregor's friend? No, that's uh Arman. That's Arnold Schwarzenegger. I forget his name. K, Arnold So, you know Jean Silva is the guy who barks all the time? K, whatever. No, I don't. Do you know who the Fighting Nerds are? Oh, yeah. So, there's a a a smaller guy. You ever seen the guy that Actually, I know who exactly you're talking about. You know he's like bald bald? He always barks. Yeah, yeah. barks, and shakes the guy's hands. Yeah, yeah. So, he starts barking at the press conference, and then Arnold goes, "Bark if you're gay." And he barks again. Hilarious. I don't think he caught it. It was like after, but that was I don't think he really speaks English. Yeah, but the guy's so weird. That's cringe. He's like screaming at the But, like, bro, just Like there's a belt. He's screaming. He's crying at the belt like, "I'm going to get you one day." Just just getting try to get attention. Well, I think it's actually him. No, it's not. It's genuine. It is I think it is genuine, but like I think he's weird. Just shut up, bro. Yeah, like he uh he's getting announced uh at the fight, right? And he's like looking at We'll say it's Bruce. I don't know if I I forget if it was Bruce announcing him, but they're saying like, "Lord Jean Silva." He calls himself Lord as well. And then He calls himself Lord? Lord, yeah, yeah. Like that's his like fight name, I guess. Jesus is going to hate this guy. He has Lord tattooed on him. Lord, L-O-R-D? Yep, and then he's like looking at him and he's like crying. He's like like there are tears running down his face. I'm like, "This is so serious." Get Get a hold of yourself. Yeah, what are you doing, man? Probably, I don't know. Actually, I don't know. You know the Jonah Hill uh GIF where it's like, "Ugh, I guess, bro." Yeah. That's on every post of him barking at the belt. It's that to "I guess, bro." Okay. Dude, there's some really obese kids wrestling at like a high school match. Yeah. Like super obese. One was brown, one was white, and I and I commented, I was like I was like, "Krispy Kreme versus Tres Leches." Got like thousands of likes. Okay, hell yeah, you're out there. This is so funny. Did you hear that? That's Luis. You got a set of lungs. Yeah, he does. Dude, he's growing up. Dude, Luis woke up hyper, bro. Like Really? wakes up, drinks his bottle for 20 minutes, and he sits up like like The Undertaker. Yeah, he's like ready to go. Incredible. How old is he now? He's He's almost Was it a year and a half? He's year and a half, yeah. Year and a half. Wait, okay, we have to show Nicky Rod the guy Ah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, here. Okay, watch this. It's so funny. It's like a TV show. So, you've never seen the Michael Bisping pass out one? Okay, so real quick, this guy's name is Cameron Smotherman. He used to He used to fight in Fury, actually. And uh he's with Iridium, as well. I think this is his second fight in the UFC. Yep. Watch the volume. Volume volume. You have months. He's talking about Listen. Listen. It's fucking He's so hot, isn't he? It's fucking It's perfect, bro. You couldn't You can't make that up. You can't make that up. That's That's incredible. There's my tooth. I saw it when he spat it out. That's crazy. That's so fuck Sign on the dotted line. Like, dude, life's timing is in- incredible. That's unbeatable. Paramount+ is their first uh thing. What do you guys think of this? I think it's It's free. No, it's $8.99, or something like that, 10 bucks, maybe. Too much. This guy. Call your uncle. He'll let us watch. If I pay for Wi-Fi, why would I also pay for this? No way you pay for Wi-Fi. You're right. I steal my neighbor's You get your neighbor's Wi-Fi? Yeah. Oh, dude, he's looking at a uh house this weekend. Yeah? Yeah, every weekend for 12 weeks. Uh no, no, no. This is This one might be good. This is the promising one. So, you're I don't want to All right. I don't want to get one I don't like. I've seen a lot I don't like. All right, tell us the address. That's the key. Tell us Say the address out loud so our people can outbid you. No. Uh Fuck, we're All right. Come on. What are we doing? What? Nothing. You don't want to show me? You don't have to. Yeah, I'm going to show you. Just show him. Okay. You have to say the address. Yeah, definitely don't say the address. I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later. How's your Diet Coke? It was a diet root beer, and it was amazing. Look at these eyes. Very nice front. Chocolate door. You should see the back. The best kind of door. Uh. Oh, she's beautiful. Yeah, she's a nice one. Mm. Four bedroom. Three bathroom. Why didn't you show me this before? Oh, I did. I think so. Yeah, this is gorgeous. I did. Wow, nice shower. Lots of space. Big closet. Pole vault. Lots of space pole vault. Damn. Dude, great price. This is a big house. Yeah. Yeah. It's huge, way too big. What What community? It's like freaking 5 minutes. Mmm, sick. That's gorgeous, brother. Yeah. Good stuff, dude. So, hopefully, Put in an offer way way way way way low. Yeah, what do you guys think about this? So, let's say let's say it's uh it's 400,000. What would be a non-insulting, but absolute lowest? You insult them. I'd be like But, they're just going to be like no and they they're going to And you can come up a little bit more. Like, I'll What, go up by like a dollar? You go up a dollar every time. Dude, I mean, I think you go if they're asking four, 320. 320 is not like a middle finger to them. Well, I think that that's definitely a middle finger. That's a massive middle finger. Why? No, there's so much inventory. Massive. I feel like it's a little Dude, my house, I offered like 200 under, and they were like no. But okay, so then after your 200 under, what did you come back with? I had to pay like uh like 15 over. Yeah. Yeah, cuz you pissed them off, and then they're like, "No, I don't want to do this." I think I paid 15 over. No, I think I must have paid about almost 70,000 less than the listed price. Okay, so let's say Yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah. Uh the thing is there's a lot of variables that go into it. It's like, how long has it been listed for? When you get the inspection Dude, there's so much inventory, bro. It is a good time to buy. So much inventory. Is it a new house? It's not a new build, no. Okay. Um, How long has it been listed for? Not that long, like uh A month? Two months? Six months? The thing is if they could be they could list it, take it off the market for a couple months, list it again. That's what I'm saying, yeah. But, you can see it. You can see it, though. That's what they they were saying? No, you can see if it's if it's listed. Oh, no, sorry. That's what the realtor was telling me like they could just take it off. But, yeah, you can see But, you can see when You can see the history. What does it appraise for? What are the comps, you know, next to it and stuff? Well, I mean, on Zillow for 9 days, but that's there's no Yeah, just look at whatever You'll see like uh listing history or whatever. And see the how many houses are for sale in the area. Like, bro, there's so much in- inventory is hot right now. Like a lot of houses are for sale. It's hot. Spicy. Dude, I think you offer 3- 325, they say no, 350, they say yeah, or maybe no again. Yeah, okay. If that's the one, you make it work. I agree. Is that the one? I'm going to find out tomorrow. Yeah. Going to go tomorrow. Cool. Did you put the toothpick back in your mouth? Yeah, it was on the ground. Okay. Little fucker. I've I've had Ooh. So, you got to do 20? 20 push-ups. What? You said it. You said two words. Yeah. Shit. I said F. You said F, and then you said the S-word. I'll start it. Shit. Now, you you finish it. Nope. No, I didn't. I did It was a two-person. Yeah, yeah. 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 Oh, fuck. 10 I counted up and then down to confuse you. No, you did 20. How many did I do? 20. 21. 20 exactly. Yeah. I just crossed the gas on. Wait, you Oh, yeah, you I lost count. There you go. 30 done. Okay. So, He's done. He's What were we just talking about, anyway? gassed out. Oh, yeah, your house. Talking about the UFC, the house. Oh, dude, it's a sick price. Oh, when Nicky Rod gets back, we're talking about Oklahoma. We're going to do a debrief on our Oklahoma trip. Oh, yeah, you guys trained with David Taylor. That was so cool, so gosh-darn cool. Dag nabbit, what a time. What a time. We had a freaking blast. Uh training, they are professionals. Oklahoma, we have to debrief. It's hot in here. Open the door. Open that door. You just did Move to New York. 30 push-ups. Yeah. It's hot in here. Should we? No, no. Why? I mean, you can just turn your AC on a little. No, I I I turned the uh It's If the AC's on, it's 28° outside. Does that count? Yep, that does. Another 10 push-ups. You said the B-word. You have a B-word? Ah, 20! Oh, 20. Google, is bastard a No, you Yeah, it's the way you used it. It's the way It's a It's a description. Yeah, yeah. Google, is bastard a 40. You're doubling down. It is. It's a derogatory term. That's what you are. Uh-oh. Literally. A derogatory term? You were born out of wedlock. That that is true. That is true. That's not what that means, though. That that that is exactly That's what it means. That's what that means. No, it's No, it's a person from another It's a not out of wedlock. It's not your wife. All right. Exactly. It's a B-child, but not It doesn't It's not out of wedlock. Yes, it is. It is out of wedlock. What What What What is it? Now you do push-ups, bitch. And no, it's a it's a derogatory term. Hey, stupid. Oh, no. I said it. That's not a curse word. Now you're going to do 40. Yeah, you go You got to do it. Just say is it Bastard is generally considered an offensive, vulgar, and insulting term. Yep. Oh, rather than a standard, high-level swear word. What? Now, it is what he is, correct? It doesn't matter. Yes, it is. If you said the N-word, you're still doing push-ups. No, that's that's a racial slur. That's derogatory. No, but that's a racial slur. That's this Bastard is just something that Oh, 50! 50! That's what you are. It's It's like calling you I'm also the N-word. It's like calling me Puerto Rican. No, it's like 60! If I said the S-word What's the S-word? Yeah, I actually don't know. Like All right, now now Google the definition of the S-word. S-P Oh, okay. Okay, what if I What? That's useless. It's like S Where's your mic? Why're S-P-I-C. Oh, like What? Let's go to Indeed. Let's get rid of this girl. Fiber. Right? And what mine's is, it's just a descriptive adjective. Adjective. It's a descriptive word. What? Yeah, anything can be defensive. Anything can be defensive. You You look He shifts right away. You'd be a great lawyer. Cuz, we're not saying it to kids. Cuss Cuss words. But, that's that's different than than uh a bastard. 10 push-ups. No, no, no. Like if I'm like, "Hey, what's up, you little bastard?" Like if he's if he's 60, 70? I don't know, I lost count. Yeah, if he's if he's, you know, born out of wedlock, it is what it is. No, no, you But, you're not using it that way. That's how I That's how I use it. I was telling you what you are. No, no, no. Who were we initially talking about? I'm sweating. You're sweating more from defending the Um, He pukes. Yo, we got new hats. Yeah, guys, We got new hats, we got new merch. This is beautiful stuff, here. Feel this. You're so You're out of frame. Why are you so tall now? Man. Because he's perked up. Are you, oh yeah, you're sitting Are you zoomed in? that C4 make you bigger, shawty? Touch the Touch the Give them a a feel. Bigger, shawty? What? It's uh, Nah, whatever. Look at this. All right. Wow, you could sell a million hats with that. Mm, a bazillion, baby. Blue Steel. We have to Dude, Blue? Blue Steel. Look, Blue Steel. sell a million hats with You have Zoolander? I don't get it. It's a You've never seen Zoolander? Oh, no. I I taught Sal how to how to model a little bit. You taught Sal? Yeah. Is that him? I showed him the Is that what you do? Pretty much. I take a picture of him and he's like, "Wow, it really works." The thing is if you tell If you tell Sal anything with the right enthusiasm, he'll believe it. Yeah. Wow, it's amazing. He's the man, dude. There's technique to it, you know. Obviously, Oh, for sure. I mean, they're professionals. swinging it, you know? Yeah. Yeah, there is a Okay, not like Not everyone can do it, all right? K, we got new hats. They're glorious. Look at that. Look at that pattern. Beautiful trucker hat and one of these. Bastard's not a curse word. It is. 80. It's not a swear word. It is not! Show us. Wait, show us this thing. I did already. All right, fine. I did, but now it's hot. Now it's hot. Did he just try to She flinched. You have a C4 earlier today? Why are you so ampy? amped up. about to Cuz we're about to fist fight. We're We're pumping him up. It's ChatGPT. ChatGPT. Is what? You're going to look it up? Is the word bastard a cuss word? If it says yes, then you're at like 90. Yeah. Says usually. Get on the ground. However, context matters. Historical meaning, it originally meant a child born outside marriage. Were you born outside It's not The question isn't if it's accurate or not. No, no, no, no. Were you born in or outside marriage? Outside. All right. So, say it again. What is he? We are outside. What is he? Oh, it doesn't matter. You're a bastard. Why don't you want to say it? Why don't you want to say it? Okay, what what if I said uh the the I think it's spelled with a K. The K-word at uh Joking amongst friend amongst friends sometimes used playfully. Are we or are we not friends? I mean, the F-word's also used playfully. Yeah, exactly. Flippity doodah. What are you going to call him? The K-word. K-word. The K-word. Cool. Cool. You don't know it? A coon? Oh! Come on! Get Get down and do some push-ups. It's not even with a K, it's Get down and do some push-ups. You have to do You have to do I'll I'll do them with you. I spelled coon with three Ks. Let's go. Let's go. Wait. Wait. What word were we talking about? You owe 50, I'll do 20. Okay, what word were we talking about with a with a K? Yeah, you don't know it? Kraken. I'll tell you after. The The Kraken. The big squid. It rhymes with uh-huh? Oh. Yeah. Have you Do you know this one? I never heard of that. Never. Never? Similar to Let's go. kite, though. Yes. You fly through the sky. And now, you fly to Alcatraz. Did you Yeah, yeah, I've heard I've heard this one. But, I think he's serious. Did No, no. He asked about it. Auschwitz. I know it's in Auschwitz. That's the thing. And now, he's Now, the Jew's going through Alcatraz. 121. All right, I'm taking a piss. He's on his knees. No, he's on his knees. You got to entertain our guests. You're doing 50. Put some elevator music on. Okay. Ready? All right. That's all she wrote. In the meantime, please don't forget to hit like and subscribe if uh this is still live. 30 bad ones. I'm sweaty. Very good. Freaking pumped up, brother. My balls are hot. Somebody blow on me. Is the B-word a swear word? Don't start doubling. My spheres be hot. He's airing it out. I'm hot. Take a shower after this potty. We had a blast in Oklahoma. This is a fun podcast. I'm having a blast. It's been a while since it was just us. The Three Musketeers. Tres The Tres Leches. Tres Leches, Three Amigos. and the one Chocolates. The Dos Leches, Unos Chocolates. The burnt milk. The burnt butter. Uh we've been uh tailoring our training. It's been so good. So. Damn. Really went there. Oh, I've been practicing. You're getting better weekly. Uh yeah. You said this in the car. The Dude, why is it getting better? I'm like, I don't know. He probably wakes up, does his 10 reps. Eight karate chops. We spent a week in Oklahoma training with David Taylor. I can't wait to come. Yeah, I can't wait to come. Hey, yo. Whoa, whoa. I can wait. Uh let's do one in February, after my fight. Right after, bro. I'm in. I'm in. We snowboard and we go. I'm competing in March. What? March, where? London. Oh, Polaris? Let me say this for a second. Oh, but it's uh I mean, I don't know, I take it seriously no matter who, you know? Who knows? But, yeah, I'm competing Polaris in March. They're holding a tournament to see who I'm going to face. So, tune in to find out Polaris. Uh they're getting me an opponent. Hot tub. And then uh I'm going to shpoinky-doodle that guy, and then let's go to uh Oklahoma. What do you say? Okay, so March. March, like early March. I'm down right after. Who do we know in Colorado? Let's, you and I, go to Snowboarding? Aspen? in Colorado, and we'll podcast out there. Why? To podcast and snowboard. Uh Oh, wait, we'll fly to Colorado. We could go to Park City. No. No, Utah. We could go to Aspen, Colorado. No, well, I'm not missing this. Well, I think Colorado is good because there's We could go Oh, bro. Dude. Why? That counts as a as a swear word. That's so good. Why'd you go like this? He's trying to redirect. Wait, why did I do that? The air bend. Oh, cuz you you did this. He's bringing it closer. It's so good. Ooh, he's bringing it closer. There's fight teams in Colorado, so still good training. We go Denver. I was saying Colorado, yeah. Okay. Not Colorado, Denver. No, I uh-ah, no, no, no. If you're going for If you're going for fighting, um uh like Sandhagen trains in Denver. Yeah, that yeah. We do like we can go to Sandhagen. What What's the um the name of his team again? I forget. Elevation? High Altitude Martial High Auschwitz. High Altitude, is that is that what it's called? Yeah. With um, the hell's the coach' coach's name again? Donnie. Gandalf. The Great. Uh yeah, we should podcast with them. The thing is I think like snowboarding's going to be relatively far from the cities. An hour. Oh yeah, you This is your neck of the woods. Dude, we'll rent a car. You know. Boulder. Boulder. That's where she's that's where she spawned. She says, "I'm not funny." Okay, so, uh what? What's going on? Where did you spawn? She's from Massachusetts. You're from Massachusetts? What? How do you not know your I see, so you're What's your thoughts on Connecticut? What's your thoughts on Connecticut? Of what, the state? How about Rhode Island? It didn't do nothing. It ain't done nothing. Ain't done nothing. You are such white person. I thought I think that's fine with you. White. We should say racist stuff is fine, but derogatory terms not good. Okay, well the B-word is definitely not not racist and it's derogatory. It's not racist, what I said? Yeah, yeah. No, it's not. It was a I was describing you. Okay, okay. Who you are at your core. Where you come from. My origins. Repent. Yeah. What was I going to say? Yeah, Colorado is good. All right. Wait, we didn't discuss Oklahoma at all. We could go to Park City, Utah. We could go to Vermont. I hear it's I feel like Oh dude, Vermont's great, but I've been there already, so we should go somewhere else that I haven't been. How about Montreal? Oh. There's Ooh, Park City? incredible snowboarding. Yeah, no, amazing. We can go. What's safer, Jay Peak? You You better pause when I talk, woman. All right? You bet I'm sorry. You guys really have some sass in her, huh? What's been going on? Um, I don't I just Tension. It It has been, huh? Yeah. Are your cycles lined up? Yeah. Maybe that's what it is. He's looked at me and he's like, "Yeah, I like it. I'm here for" That's just Nicky Rod opening up. He would sass you with us one episode. He would have never done that before. He would just have been like, "K, can we wrap" That's cuz he's high-stressed now. Fuck it. It's fine. Life is Life is quite interesting. Uh you're doing a great job. Keep it up. She didn't appreciate that one. Maybe it's the nicotine. I'm I haven't done it in a while. Maybe it's not the nicotine. Maybe it's It's a lack of nicotine. It's a withdrawal. Maybe you need it. I don't need it. Um, what was I saying? Mm. I don't need it. I know. I I just keep it with me. I keep forgetting to do it. You keep forgetting to do it? Yeah. Um. What what? My Everything inside my core says ask for one, but I don't actually want one. If you do it, I'll do it. I don't want I I don't need it. Everything in my core is saying I need one, but I'm I'm good. I don't want it. I don't want it. Hold on, can we just backtrack real quick? Have you guys ever vaped? No, hold on. What? Where? Oh. What? I have more important stuff. We could stay safer and go snowmobiling in in That's so fun. Canada. That's so fun. Right? Rather crash a machine than crash, you know, the machine. Snowboarding is Snowmoboarding? Snowboarding. is definitely Snow snowmobiling? You'll get bonked up snowboarding. You'll be fine on a snowmobile. Dude, snowboarding, you're okay. Just, I mean, I think it's safer. I think it's safer to be on a ski. Yes, snowmobiles for sure. But snowboarding's fun. I mean, I'll do both. I'll do both. I don't care. Have you ever been mobiling? Yeah, yeah. I haven't been in a while, but I I've never been. It It is fun. I'm down for whatever. Anything to to have a good time, huh? Okay. Just circling back. Anything? Anything. Oklahoma. Oklahoma. They train like true professionals and we brought a piece of that back. Thanks to David Taylor. Thanks to Steely Boys. We uh I learned how to I learned how to dirt bike. You got to thank uh Nicky Rod, too, for Thank you, Nicky Rod. for the idea. Thank you, Zahid Valencia. Zahid, uh Wyatt Hendrickson. Wyatt Hendrickson. Learned a ton, man. Yeah. Train Training uh switching up some of the training stuff like Mondays, Fridays. Um. So, wasn't the whole point of getting that table so Nicky Rod doesn't do this? I'm I'm sorry. Yeah. Watch yourself. Watch yourself. That was the whole point. Yeah. Nothing can stop Nicky Rod from swinging his feet up. I apologize. Let's get Nicky Rod like two like the gynecologist. It's a fucking. A push up, a pop. You are ding-dong. You turn your mic off every time you stand up. It's a interesting tick you have. It's loud whenever he clicks it. There you go. Dumb, that's another one. Describe dumb. Never mind. Yeah. What does dumb mean? 3 4 5 6 7 8 Mmm. Too short. Damn. Yeah. I smell. Only one of my armpits, though. That's weird. I If you guys are going to on this adventure, I'm not going to stay here. That's insane. I'm going. I can't What do you mean you guys went on an adventure and I just trained? Yeah, but that was of your choosing. I I don't have that strength. You're insane. We had so much fun. You would have been fine. I know. We're on the mountain. He was like, "I'll see you next week at Polaris." Damn. I'll see you next week at Polaris. Getting animated. Mm? Mm? Mm? I'm I'm done talking. Uh what What's a fun trip? What's a fun trip? Where are we going next? I I really vote Montreal. There's sick skiing, snowboarding. So much You just want to go home and see your mom and dad. My mama and dada. They got a divorce because of you. Oh, my god. We're getting deep. It's actually Liam's fault, so. That's That's push-ups. Yeah, that's push-ups. That's derogatory. They still They They still can get back together, maybe. Uh well, that took a left turn. Okay, anywhere. I don't care. I'm going. Let's do it. Let's do it. Allie, can we look up top three Is places to snowmobile in the US and to snowboard. Two different searches. Why don't we go surfing? That's definitely the safest. We just go to Hawaii. Oh, that's What Waco? It's cold right now. It's freezing. Yeah. No. Hawaii is fine. Yeah. Costa Rica. Let's go Let's go cold. We can only go cold for so long. We could go we could go surf whenever. This is not wise. Oh, I see. Yes. Winter season. Can we go snowmobile snowmobiling for the whole day? Cuz the thing I like about snow snow boarding is like we'll we'll go out there early. Then, you know, Honestly, snowboarding is is more fun than that. hit the trail a bit. We go back. We eat. We relax. We can even drink, whatever, and then go back. All right, I need a class to go snowboarding to stay safe. Oh, that's fine. Real problem. Just go. Oh, she'll teach you. She'll teach you. That's been a You try You'll be fine. Honestly, snowboarding Let's do classes Dude, Simple Man class snowboard classes with Allie. Come on. I've been I've been a few You guys have fun. You guys have fun. You don't You don't? You're too good for that? Okay, fine. I'm too good for that, yeah. He's He grew up a which a rich white kid. He's fine. Wow. He's got to grow up playing lacrosse. Oh, am I the B-word? Am I the am I a uh rich white kid? He's got to grow up playing lacrosse and snowboarding. He's, you know, lucky. Dude, you're a lax bro? I was a lax bro. Huh? No need to be rich. You think she was rich? Are we Are we allowing her to interject herself? Are we allowing Steamboat Springs, Colorado, is the top place to snowmobile, and it's also sick snowboarding. Steamboat Springs, how far is it from Denver, please? No, I need you exact time. Hey, we No guestimation. We could do that, and The Simple Man Podcast will pay for it. Ooh, cha-ching. It'll be an investment. But, what we really should do is we should We could do four-wheelers, that's all. We need to invest in four-wheelers. 2 hours 53. All right, thank you. Well, what I was thinking How about on Sunday at 4:00 p.m. if we leave? Let him It's good. This is good. This is the most she's ever spoken. I'm sorry, guy. I'm done. Okay, you're turned. All right, you ruined it. See that? We should figure out what the audience wants to see more of, so then we can invest. All right, well, we have to grow this thing. No. Let's burn it to the ground. C4, we made it. Let's just have fun. Bro, we made it. Honestly, that that's good content for C4. We should go skiing, snowboard- snowboarding, snowmobiling, and crack open these cans. Yeah, for sure. We're definitely going to do that. Shake them up. Just do what you want to do and in life it'll all work out. Yes. But, now we have this We have a C4 sponsorship. We have to use that to lever it and leverage it now to grow this thing even bigger. Exactly, but we do that by doing what we love doing, having fun. Yeah, that makes sense. Cuz we did that and we got here. We keep doing that. That's how we leverage it. No, no, no. No, no, no. We got there because of me. No, I'm playing. How about we we're doing we're doing this because we love we love Now, let's cash in and burn it to the Now's the time to go down. There's to everything there's a peak. We hit it. All right, fair enough. Downhill. You can only snort Exactly. You ride the downhill. Go snow snowbo- boarding. I'm between board and mobile. We can do both on the trip there. At the same time? What's the name of the place? Steamboat Springs. Steamboat Springs. I'm with it. Colorado. It's a little town. I'm with it. You've been there before? Sick. Wow. Let's go. All right, can you look up what's the best time of year to go? Thank you very much. Wow, this is a March? This is a magical place. Oh, dude, we can go right after his his uh Oh, March is the best time! Let's go! Sick. Let's go. What What date is it going to be? 7th. Yeah. Are you doing a so uh a tour? A tour. Yeah, tour. A seminar tour? like 1 week later. You're doing you're not doing a tour out there? No. You'll make good money, bro. You'll come back with like an extra like 20 Gs. I want to Come back 30, probably. 50, maybe. 100? Million. No, it takes too much out of my I'll No, not now. I'm doing a few. I'm doing one right after, a grand seminar. You're doing a seminar at CJI? I should talk about this. No, slam right to Right after your fight, we go to Colorado. Guys, come on. I'm I'm sitting right here. You can't cut me out. Really? You have a whole you have a whole month. No, I'd put my foot down. Who are you competing against? I don't know yet. Exactly. March She says March is best. We can do something March is best. We got to do something fun. March is best. It's going to be warmer, too. You don't want to go in face-peeling cold. That sucks. It doesn't matter really. You fucking put a mask on or something. Swear. 10. It's so good. You ding-dong. 1 2 3 Oh! That's you. That's you in 5 seconds. Oh, you didn't turn your mic off this time. 1 2 3 4 5 4 4 4 4 4 That was a four. Four. Basketball. Okay. How does this make us money? This is crazy. So, On top of the world. K, we're going after March. Wait, what was I going to say? You want heat Rico Rico? Sorry, Rico. Oh, wait, everyone listen up. I'm doing a seminar 10th Planet London right after Polaris and then I'm doing a seminar at Cammy Donnelly's gym in Glasgow, MetaTech, uh the following Wednesday and then I'm flying right back here. I thought Cammy was in He's in the UK? He's yeah, he's like a a 40-minute flight from London. Thought he was Yeah. I thought he was Irish, Cammy Donnelly. No, he's in Scotland, which is connected to the to the UK. Scotland, well that is That is the That is the UK, no? Oh, it's part of part of the UK? Actually don't know. I don't know. I think it's like a that's definitely the same land mass, but It's crazy how in the US we really don't leave the country much. Over there, they bounce around all the time. Well Yeah, because they're right next to Well, the states it's like I imagine how often you go to another state. That's what they're doing. It's just called countries. Except Texas is massive. Small country. It's average size. Gets cold. It's cold. Gets bigger, can't Yeah, it's cold there in Austin. Has big balls, though. Mm. Great personality. That dude don't care. A lot of languages. Have you seen the guy who like imitates British people talking about food and he's like, "How about a nice box of poo?" Like how the the warm uh Yeah. Is that what you were talking about? No. Okay, never mind. No. Go on. No, cuz he starts cursing. I can't curse. No. Ah, I see. "How about a nice box of poo?" Yeah, so I'll be back quick. We'll go do this thing, bing bang boom, roll down the mountain. When do you leave uh East Coast to come back? Cuz you're teaching a seminar the next day. Oh, uh So, you fight Friday, uh I'll probably leave Thursday. You fight Friday, I teach Saturday, and I'll probably leave Sunday or come back Monday, yeah. right? Yeah. Come back here. Wait, when do we can stay longer and go to the Poconos? Oh, I I I Poconos? I come back Monday. You go We should go to 47th Street. Buy a watch. Maybe. What is that? No. That's the diamond district. These guys are trying to Has to be a weekday, though. Oh, Trax? You could go You could go I messaged him, but "Where's my effing money?" Where's my Yep. You go Monday morning, New York New York City, and then fly fly home from New York. Well, real quick, Poconos? Real quick. You do Poconos on Sunday? What is Poconos? Let's go Poconos on Sunday. What is that? Why? Why? I've been to Hunter. Ah, it's whatever. We go Blue Mountain and we just we just Blue Also, actually no, I guess. I I forgot which one's Poconos now. It's Hunter Blue's uh New York, no? No, uh Blue Mountain, Camelback, uh Jack Frost. Which one's What's one What's the ones that are they're across from each other? Is it Jack Frost, Blue? Jack Frost and And Blue? It's Jack Frost and something else is touching. Jack Frost. Big Bear? No, it's Jack Frost and They're literally across the street from each other. I forget which ones they are. Well, I think one of them are connected. It's like Jack Frost and I think that's the Poconos one. Yeah. Big Boulder. Big Boulder. Big Boulder! Ooh, yeah. Jinx, you owe me a soda. We can do that. We can do a whole bunch of things. You snowboard a lot growing up? Yeah. Yeah, figures. Figures, why? It actually surprising. It's not really his demographic. Well, he's saying I was a a rich white kid growing up. Jamaicans are usually bobsledders. Bobsled. I had a uh I had a hat one time. You thought that was funny. I had a hat one time that had dreadlocks. What? I had a hat that that I I had dreadlocks for for like one season. Yeah, yeah. That's funny. You should wear that. Sick. Um No, come back here and wait for me to come back so we can all have fun together. Come on. Well, we'll re-up some skill. Come watch his fight and then we'll go. My mom might be coming to I don't know yet. There's some Well, if she don't come Oh, she's coming to town? I'm not sure yet. If she don't come, catch a flight, you stay at at mom's house. Bing bang boom. Yeah. Let's go. We go snowboarding. I'll do it. Well, okay. Oh, then we That defeats the purpose of the like I'm competing like in 4 weeks. No, you're not in 4 weeks. No, from the fight. His fight's like in 2 weeks. Yeah, 4 weeks. It's on the 7th. Yeah, it's Yeah, you should you should not go, you should not go. Who are you fighting? I don't know, but I'm going to take him seriously. You got to take it seriously. Take it seriously, you know? Yeah, yeah. Train every day. Yeah, definitely train. I mean, you can still train every day. I'm trying I'm finally I'm scrapping, dude, finally. Good. Nice. We've been having some fun. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, yesterday was fun. We changed up the way We should talk about this a bit. We should change up the No. No? No, no, no. No, secret sauce. Yeah. We get We give a little stuff on YouTube, but for Keep it. Honestly, yesterday was fantastic. My favorite was the Monday. Monday was cool. We're going to switch up versions of of Monday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, to tailor it more to uh I I like it cuz it's still a good It's still It's It's a great workout. You're still working on things, but my body felt felt okay. My body. To push that hard, yeah. It was fantastic. Yeah, exactly. Thanks, dog. Getting lean. You look great right now. Well, he's There's only so much, you know. Thank you. What? What are you going to say? What are you going to say? Complexion. I can only glow so bright. Uh yeah. You could go hard. You could like high RPM, but not a lot of like you know, bashing around, smashing the knee knees and stuff and Dude, and it's like you get such a good warm-up that I feel like injury rates are going to go l- l- way way lower. The whole thing is The injury rates are great. Yeah. It's not fighting things. You're just It's my turn to drill. I'm going to win this exchange no matter how long the exchange goes, and it's like it takes the ego out of it. For years, we go from like like drilling to then live mount round and it's like we just we're doing You're not really easing into it. You're going right into a scrap. And like, no, coach is like, "Oh, mount is supposed to be a warm-up." Nobody wants to lose. If it's live, it's live. We're trying to win. You know, it just doesn't make sense. Yeah. Just takes the fight out of it, which I like. Can actually You can't take the the fighter out of the dog. Yeah. You can take the dog out of the fight. Obviously, you need position. You can't take the uh the black out of the ghetto. The carrot from the rabbit. Yeah. Take the ghetto out of the kid. Can't take the kid out of the ghetto. Well. Or vice versa. Or vice-versa. Can't Can't take the carrot Oh, you guys know Can't Can't take the carrot. You can't take the carrot You can't take the ghetto out of the carrot? The seed out of the watermelon, but the Yo, you guys know uh Can you take the basketball out of the ghetto? You guys know Alex Honnold? Yeah, yeah. The rock climber? He's What's he doing? He's You know Free Solo? Is He said climber? Yeah, yeah. Free solo climbing. Have you seen the Netflix special on the guy who free soloed a crazy hill? Okay, so he's uh this weekend, actually tonight, he's scaling a building. Oh, what building? Uh like the CVS down the street. What What building, where? Free soloing? Just no cords, no Okay, when you free solo is like just raw-dogging a climb. You just go up. It's insane. And how do you get down? You climb down? hike down the other side or something. No, no. In the building, I'm I'm sure You take the elevator. they're going to go down the stairs. You go in Yeah, but on a hill you figure out another way down. He's going to climb up and then climb down? Climb No, he's going to climb up a skyscraper. Yeah, and then And then, just Is he going to climb down? Just jump off. And then Yeah, and then, I I'm done. He's probably going to take an elevator down or something. Don't be a puss. I didn't finish. I said, "Puh." Yeah, you didn't finish. I said, "Puh." Um I didn't finish. I finished. That guy has interesting eyeballs, no? It kind of reminds you of an elf. They're meant for focusing. It looks like an elf. He or he looks like an elf a little bit to me. Yeah, yeah, like a doll-like uh So, you think that's the reason he's so good at climbing, is his He has these eyeballs here. Right? My guy My guy Rocco, you're going to hit Rocco like that. Sorry. Is it Is it Rocco or Rico? What's the difference? Rico the coco. And Apparently, they did some tests where like his uh adrenal glands don't pump as high or something. Yeah, I rewatched it recently and the tests were just an MRI and then they show him a picture of a guy with a knife. And it's like, all of us would be like, okay, what? I'm supposed to be afraid? Yeah, like Arm drag, knee tap, take back. That's what I was thinking. Knife? I'm dying. Take back. Easy peasy. Yeah, like is that really going to find out if someone has fear or not? It was like I don't know, maybe for other people. That's a picture. Yeah, for other people. Other people like I think I think so. I think they might act like that. We're built different. That's why I have so many medical issues. Cuz you're built different? Yeah. Built different. So frail. Um I'm freaking stoked. Polaris. What else When are uh When are you competing next? I don't know. I've been talking to everybody. Just someone. Are you uh like is there anything on the horizon or not? Nothing. No No paperwork yet. We talking. We talking. Yeah, I'm ready, though. What do you guys think? Is CJI coming around? No idea. We have no clue. Definitely have no clue. No clue, huh? I'm sure it is, but I'm surprised we haven't heard anything about it. Yeah, it seems like Seems like we should have It's It's been the last two have been fairly last minute, though. Well, I mean the first one was last minute, but the second one was like no. There was a lot of lead up. I think it was like 3 months. Yeah, I think the second one had a lot of Maybe Maybe they take this year off and and do the next one. Was the second one a lot of lead up? In my In my recollection, there was a whole Trials stuff for them, no? Yeah, they were doing like this whole media thing. There were like trials for the teams and Oh, I guess you're right. I guess you are right, yeah. they would like promote every Yeah. edition and everything. That's a good point. I don't know. No clue. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. Guys, the gym is growing. The gym is growing. It's finally comfortable. Looking uh looking black. Who Who Who's black? We in the black. No plan intended. Wait, what? Why the iggy? Why the iggy? Dude, no, we're doing It's awesome to see, man. It's all uphill from here. Dude, yeah, I'm I'm stoked. This gym's going to be It is. It is. massive. kids program. Yes. We have a youth wrestling program. Dude. Guys, as well, we have a youth wrestling program. Yeah, if you guys are They're hard working. you guys want to come train some wrestling with Simple Man Martial Arts, it's Monday through Friday 7:45 p.m. 7:45, ages 7 to 17. We have killer kids. We have kids Yeah. like winning states or placing at states, uh doing ADCC youth. Mhm. Um. They're working real They're hard workers, man. They They're scrapping every day. Some of these kids are doing the kids program, then they're doing like fundamentals, the night classes, and then Yeah. They stay the entire night, dude. and then doing the uh the youth wrestling. It's cool to see, man. Yep. Hey, do it while you're young. Get it all. Yeah. Yeah. While their body can handle it. I can't handle that right now. You can handle anything. You're right, I can. I'm going to do it now. everything you said you're going to do Beat the breaks off of them. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. Damn. So, The gym's looking better, too, this like these painted sections and It does look phenomenal. We got C4 in the vending machines. We got people Mmm. freaking going off caffeine. It's amazing. Zero sugar, zero calories. Oh, we have uh some new flooring done, new shower doors. Yep. Sal actually got that done. Sal's been a a major help. Sal's awesome. Yeah, you and Sal are running the ship and we're Dude, he's great to uh to to sound board off of. Turned out to be a great partner. Antonis Salvatore. Yeah, yeah. Antonis Salvatore. Yeah, you guys uh I I would like to get a watch. I've changed my tune on this. Can you buy me one? Dude. Sure, yeah. How about? Roll- Rollies and ATVs? Let's get Nicky Rod to buy us one. Yeah, can you I'll buy I'll buy one and then you you guys buy it for me. Okay, you go first. You go first. I'll find you a good deal. So, you can't just walk into a store and go, "I'd like a Rolex." You can for uh on the grey market. But there are stores that sell So, the grey market is is a used like a used one. Well, yeah, you Like, not used. not the black market. Well, someone purchased it already. purchased it from the original vendor, yeah. Yeah, like another dealer will purchase it from the authorized dealer and then sell it to you brand new, you know? Okay. For double the price, probably. Really, for double the price? If you go into a Rolex store, you have to go on a list or something, and it's like And it's like 5 years or something like Well, it doesn't matter. So, basically, what happens is is like say you go into the Rolex store and they're like, "I want this Rolex." That Rolex costs We'll just say 10 grand, but for some reason, on the grey market, it sells for 15 or 20 grand. Yeah. They don't want you to buy it and then sell it right away and then sell it for profit. So, they're going to be like, "Okay, we're going to go on a list. But, in the meantime, do you want to buy this?" And then you're going to buy something else. Maybe you didn't do that, but that's usually like what happens. What if you're just like, "No, I don't want to buy this. I want to buy this one." Well, they might They might prioritize someone else that's on the list. Oh, you like get in good favor with them, right? Yeah, unless you know the author- or unless you know the dealer well, you have a connection and where he's going to actually hook you up cuz he knows that you're not going to sell it. Not going to resell it. What happens if you do resell it? Then they're like, "Oh, darn." Well, cuz they technically missed out on, you know But like they sold their watch, why do they care? Because they missed out on 8 grand. That's still a lot of money. But don't they just I guess that's not their They know the watch they're going to sell, they're not concerned with like Right, that that that's basically the the the gist of it, right? Something's missing. But, did you buy something from them from your dealer, or you had a connection before? Um, actually Emotional connection. Sal has has a connection, somebody that's been working with Role- Rolex for a very long time, and then I went in there, and he hooked me up right away. He knows John F. Rolex. Yeah, yeah, like you need a connection. Yeah. But, uh Rolex is cool, Omega is also cool. Tudor's also nice. Tudor's good. You can get a Pepsi in Tudor. Yeah, it doesn't look as good, I think, than the Rolex. I think the only difference is the name. Uh. I think they're relatively The GMTs look different. Really? I looked at it a little bit. Omega is really nice. I don't know diddly about these watches. It's a great watch, though. I just started to go down that Hublot's, Breitling. Hublot. Hublot? I don't know. I've never looked at that. You should go to the You should go to the Rolex store in uh in Austin, the the What's that, Korman? I don't know anything about uh Rolex store. Where's it at? It's It's in the North. It's like 15 minutes from the gym. Yeah. How much you buy your Rolex for? This was 20, 21. Whew! But you They have They have things for 10. That's crazy. No, it's not. I got to make more money first. I don't want to spend 10. What's You spend five? You spend five? Yeah, I don't have that. I don't want to do that. Five? Maybe I'll do five. You're better off ATV for 3,500. Can have way more fun with an ATV. But will you look as cool? Dude, I just want to have fun. Let's have fun together, bro. That's the way you do it. One of the coaches in Stillwater with the Cowboys was talking about like how you we give so much to training. We go in, we show up, we're disciplined, we eat right, we sleep, blah, blah, blah, and we go in there, and we give everything. We put our bodies through this because we love what we do and we, you know, we give it our all. We have to have, you know, when you take your off day or you recover, you have to have something that gives back to you. If you just take an off day and just sit and rest, okay, sure, you're going to heal and if you just need to do that, then fine. But, I feel like there's so much truth to what he was saying. Like, you need to do something that recharges you. Like for you, it's off-roading or fishing. For you, what what would you say it is? Probably the same. Same? Yeah, if we off-road together Off-roading in a BMW? You're going to be You're going to be You're going to be um recharged. It's like It's a If we're having more fun in life, it's going to make work better. We're going to be better athletes, more in tune, we're going to want it more. And it's like, that's a way for us to reset. We go We get crippled on these ATVs. No, don't speak negativity into the world. Okay. We're We're going to have fun safely, and then we're going to go home safe, and train harder, and have more fun training, get better. Train hard. Have fun. No, I'm with you. I I agree. What is the cheapest off-road vehicle or off-road truck I can get? You know, you're better off just getting a You can get a buggy, or uh or a uh ATV. The thing with the trucks is you're going to it's a lot of maintenance. Stuff breaks all the time. Really? Not as much. It's It's uh less than a quad. It is Yeah, I would I would say there's less moving parts. It's the ATV is much easier to maintain. If you have to swap anything, it's just a small machine. Take a part off, put a part on. And a You get a good brand like a Honda, like a older Honda ATV, lasts forever. You change the oil every 4 or 5 hours of riding, make sure the tires are good, change the sprocket, you're you're set. You're set. Really? Lasts a long time. I know guys that have well over 100 hours on a ATV engine and it's a Honda and even the older KTMs, bro. Last, man. They last. Mhm. Yeah. Speaking of things breaking down, I was uh I learned to dirt bike and I was I found the one pointy rock in this entire like 300-acre park, which is because for my experience, it's like the one time I dirt biked, it broke. It was like Oh, the one time you dirt biked, you fell off. No, well, That was That doesn't That's not a dirt bike. That's a little electric death machine. It threw you threw you off. It did. It bucked me. But uh, yeah, I found the one pointy rock in this whole thing. Like, what did it It pierced the uh Yeah, it it cracked the went through the the case, like the clutch cover. clutch cover. Oil was But, it's Super cheap fix, and easy. You just buy one for $100 to $120, take it take the bolt off, put it back on. Okay, good. Nicky Rod tried to kill me um on his dirt bike once. What do you mean? Why? What are you talking about? We're talking about Cuz uh your clutch, I couldn't put it into neutral or whatever. When I What do you mean? You just push it. It was blue, I think. I'm also colorblind. Maybe it was Maybe it was green. It It might have been Jay's that had a bad clutch. Yeah, one of them had a bad clutch and I'm like I'm riding it for the first time. Is that the one at his at his house where you went up the What What do you mean bad clutch? Like you couldn't pull it in? Well, I went to uh to uh Like I rode it up up the street, whatever, I'm coming back. And then, like I'm in first, whatever, and then I put it in neutral, and I slow down and and then I get off, and then the thing starts going. I'm like, "Oh, yo, this thing is going." It's still in first, like it's It's still in first, yeah, yeah. I didn't know what to do. I don't want to like I didn't know if I should just let the clutch go. I didn't know what to do. Well, just brake and kill it, or just stall it out, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, the clutch was near the end of its life, so the it wasn't The clutch wasn't engaging much, so it kind of just stayed in gear. So, yeah. I mean, that that was just like, "Oh, I'm going to die." Yeah, I got off and I was like, "Oh, I don't know what to do here," cuz I think I did let go and it was still in first going. I'm like, "Oh, I'm going to whiskey throttle this thing if this thing keeps going." It's like Yeah, yeah. You did a good job of like and whenever you got into trouble, you just jumped off. You're like Yep. Yeah. Dude, screw the bike, bro. There was only twice, twice I got into trouble through the whole What trouble? What happened? The On the flat, it was I was fine. I was ripping it, fourth, got up to fourth gear. It was so fun. And then, they're like, "Follow us." And they start taking the trucks to this trail, and there's like a ravine that they go through. The trucks all go through and I'm like, "All right, I guess I'll Oh man, I really want this. No one No one told me what to do. So, I'm just like, "Okay, I guess I'll just like neutral to the bottom, and then just first gear up to the top." And uh, yeah, I fell off The first time I fell off, nothing bad happened. Like too much uh Too much uh No, it just like I was going up and I hit a little bump. That one, I didn't fall badly. It was just like the bike stalled and I kind of like teetered over. And then, whatever, they took off. But, the second one, uh Wyatt was like, Oh, okay. I get what you mean. "Dude, you should go try that one. It's It's doable." And I'm not going to be like, "No." I I'm like, "Okay, I'll go try it." So, I make it this way. It's like a steep down, and then like a smooth, you know, in that direction. But, the way back was like a little gnarly. So, yeah, whatever, I bumped around, hit a rock, and that was it. I'm kind of down for I'm kind of down. It's so fun, man. Why were you thinking truck? Uh I feel like it's it's better for all seasons. Like Now, I mean, part of it is part of the fun is is being out in the elements. I'd rather take an ATV. Really? Yeah. I mean, I like being out in the elements, too, but it's like I feel like it's way more convenient than than having to get back in the truck, like muddy, or snowy, rainy, whatever. I mean, I still think it's fun, but Yeah, you can have a change of clothes, like It's part of it. Let's Let's do it. I'm I'm telling you, it's going to make When it's 110° out, we're going to go quad. You just Yeah, bro, it's fine. Okay. You just change of clothes and a towel, you just go in. All right, I'm with it. Let's do it. Come on. There's probably a little river crossing, jump in the water, get wet. All right. I'm just let me buy this house first and then let me see the dust settles and Dude, it's 3,500 bucks, you'll be all right. I will be all right. Whatever happens, I'll I could I'll be. Buy a house. Buy a house. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Find Find a a good deal. I don't know what I'm looking at. Don't worry. Okay, okay. If you can find a good like for all of us I'll buy all of you guys about 3,500 bucks, that's what they're going for. Sure. Yeah. I mean, you tell me. I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah, that's that's for uh for something I can't get a worse I don't want to be like lagging behind. I I need That's just You just uh the you just need something that's super reliable. Maybe I should just get a Rolex, dude. Or or a Omega. Or a Tudor for 3,500 bucks. Maybe I should do that. Come on. What's a ATV? You can get both. You got money. No, I'm not going to buy Okay, eventually both. Ask your lady to uh buy one You buy one. I buy the other. Tattoo exchange? Tattoo exchange? Oh! Let's go to the Rolex store. Yeah. Bring Put Maria on a leash. She'll tattoo you. Maria's like, "Let me draw on you for a watch. Let me trade." You guys barter. No, okay, whatever. Just ATV first, then watch. Let's do these purchases at the same time. All at once. Oh, we're going to do together? ATV and Okay, then you have to get another Rolex with us and you you get rid of that one or do Can we, can you buy this one? I'll buy No, I'm not going to do that. How How unlikely, how impossible is it to get a Rolex with a Simple Man face? That's impossible. You just have you No, well, you could just take it off and get have somebody that's uh good at customizing this stuff, and just Really? Like that's feasible? Yeah, you could just get your own face made, but you have to take it apart. You need a professional. A professional watchsmith. And I The thing is it's probably going to ruin the watch, no? And it might make it less waterproof. It's not It's not worth it, but you can. It's It's not worth it. You shouldn't do it, but it's possible. Let's just all get All right, never mind. We just get We just get the watch and this commemorates whatever. Like Okay. Okay, we could've done it for this No engraving, no nothing. Cuz like we could've bought it to commemorate like the C4 partnership, but maybe our next big one Yeah. Next big one, next big one. the next big one, we'll all go to to C4 and buy uh to the Rolex store. Yeah. We'll all get We'll all put our names down for the waiting list at the Rolex store. I'm looking at ATV uh I looked at one actually the other day for you guys. Really? Yeah. For you. Okay. What is it? Tell us. Oh, yeah. I don't know what the power uh what what power we need. So, the one that I looked at was a Are these also all uh manual? I have no idea what we're looking at. Yeah, all uh everything we're we're going to ride is going to be a clutch and and 5-speed. Okay, and how what's the power like, no? Why don't we No, you want a manual. We're going to ride a sport sport quad, which is going to be better suspension, uh more athletic riding. It's going to be more fun than the stiff like all like all-wheel drive, like. Okay. Cool. And we have no idea how to fix any of this, either. We'll learn. Everything We'll learn. I'm down. We'll learn. The The majority of all you have to really do is keep a clean air filter, which is easy to do. And I'll explain or send you guys videos, easy to do. 5-10 minutes of of time. 5-10 minutes? And then every every uh every like 5 hours of riding, which would be like which would be like every That's a lot. That's like several excursions, no? The Yeah, like for for us probably be every every other month, every third month, you change the oil. Yeah. Okay. Oil and oil oil filter. Okay, now what gear do we need? Honestly, just just all you need is just a helmet uh it goggles and I would recommend gloves. Uh you can Dude, I want to I want to go. Like we're going. Yeah, like yeah, we got to get like some Yeah, all you I mean You want to just send it? 10 push-ups. You said the S-word. You said the S-word. Oh, I did. So good. If If we You guys can get motocross boots and stuff. Like do we need that? You don't need it. No, I would I'm just going to wear my cowboy boots, pants, uh and a hoodie, you know, or a long-sleeve shirt if it's All right, so that's how you go. Yeah, a long-sleeve shirt if it's if it's cold out. Um Was that 10? Was that 10? Yes, what do you All right. Cheating. Yeah. Uh but hel- helmet and gloves is the main part and goggles so, you know, bro- brush doesn't whack your hands and eyes, but yeah, we're not going to go crazy. We're just going to have fun, go fast. What cc are are these ATVs? Okay, so the one I looked at for you guys was um is a is a 2006 Honda TRX 450. So, one of the best sport quads ever made. They don't make them uh 250? 450. Oh, 450. 450 cc. So, the dirt bike you had, but in in ATV form. The dirt bike was 450. 450 is a lot of power, right? It's a lot of It's a lot of power. It's the most power, no? Yeah, but Honda's known for making really reliable uh vehicles, spec- spec- Specifically. Specifically. Especially. Specific. Um the ATVs, um so yeah, that's I'm just talking about this, I'm so excited. Oh, let's do it. Come on. Yeah, we're all going to ride. Did you see the video he sent of like the group of dudes ATV in a No. It's It looks so fun. All right, so what happened what happened with this deal? Is it not a good deal? Uh I went I went there. The the bike went You went there? Wow, you are invested in this. Let's go. All right, we're in this. We're in this. Come on. If you're doing that, we got to do it. Yeah, I know. I If you're doing that, guys, I can't say no, yeah. Fair enough, fair enough. This was like This was a few days ago. I'll do another seminar. I went there and I looked at the bike, it was just it was just beat up. Not to Not well taken care of. It's oil leak. It was like battery's messed up. But, is you don't nothing will happen to these. You want something that you can turn on and I You can I've been around this for a while, so I'm able to tell like, "Oh, this has been taken care of for a long time." You don't want to buy, it's going to cost you a lot to You can see it's been turned on nice. Yeah, exactly. So, like you know you It depends what owner you get it from, like a used car, you know? If you get it from like an old guy, they tend to take care of their stuff, oil changes consistently. A young kid's probably going to beat it up a little bit, not not can't Yeah, just trying to get rid of it. They're just trying to Makes sense. Okay. Yeah, I'm in. Yeah. All right, let's do it. I'm I'm in for having fun. It's so that just ripping as fast as I could on the open field was so fun, so Dude, we go hit Dude, we go Hidden Falls once a month, bro, just cruise with the boys. gosh-darn fun. Yeah. Where Where is Hidden Falls? It's in It's an hour drive. I'm with it. Let's go. That's Come on, who am I going to say no? That's a thing, you like we wake up or we section off a day, wake up early. We leave 6:00, 7:00 a.m. We get We get breakfast tacos. Can we do Saturdays? Whatever. Whatever you want. Yeah. I mean I So, we're not going to train? Well, cuz Dude, I'll miss a day a day. I'll miss it I'll train hard as well. Just train on Sundays. I'll train hard Sunday for that. Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it. almost missing two days a week. They actually They really But, they're scrapping hard the other five. They're going not bonkers some of the other days. Some of the other days, yeah. And they do insane cardio. Okay, so So, what are these What are these lighter days for them then? Lighter days is like Monday plus hard cardio rest. That's and that's a lighter day? That's a lighter day. Interesting, okay. Okay. That's not live day. That's crazy. Right, it's That was a no That was a no live day, yeah. What we did Monday plus like 20-ish minutes hard cardio. Dude, see, I really liked that Monday thing instead of an an elliptical. I like that. Yes, absolutely. I would do that. Because that's that's long cardio and you're working your brain. You're actually It's It's a lot more fun. going through the technique. It has good chemistry with You pick it up, you cool it down, you pick it up, and then you have long scrambles, and you're working You're spending all that time instead of brainless on the elliptical, you're getting better at at your best things. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Like the way you you watch fights on the elliptical to keep your brain engaged, this is They're actually They're elliptically fighting. Elliptical. Maybe we should do that more. We like, yeah. I I would like like, I would love, I think, 2 days a week of of that kind of thing. But, we should explain to the guys why we're doing this. Cuz, it's like I did Yeah, yeah. I didn't explain why. No, we should just explain it again, and little by little, everyone's going to be a better partner, because everyone in in that room uh in Oklahoma, they're all good partners. They all know the drill. They're all great. Like, they give and they slowly push, but like Yeah, that's true. And, uh, I like the idea of having the one partner the entire time. It's like, it really forces you to make adjustments. Yeah, me, too. Yeah. No, I think that's so fun. And you start to get You start to actually get a read on their reactions. So then like one guy has for whatever reason like this really sticky arm drag and you start to understand it better and better. Next time you go train, this other guy tries to arm drag, you see it coming from a mile away. Like, you actually have Sowders does that. Who? Sowders. Oh, yeah. Usually, guys have like one partner for the whole thing for For a lot of the the the session, I think. Uh oh, you didn't do it Monday, right? You were uh Uh I I I coached, I ran it. Yeah, and I was also sick, I wasn't going to do it. Uh yeah. Uh I did uh the Friday. Friday was. Friday was different, though. Friday was just like live. Well, different type Different Different Different. Different. Yeah, different. Okay, it was good. I liked it. Yeah, you liked that? I didn't do it. Who did you go with? Okay. Good. You stuck with her the whole time? Yeah. Awesome. Loyalty. We should do Were Did you guys How was the warm-up? Did were you Did you guys like were able to like start and then pick up the pace as the warm-up went? Yeah, I had to kind of lead it, though. That's okay. She led the dance. Yeah. So, Sundays, I have sparring. Saturdays is a day off. Can you guys align your your cycles with mine? Yeah, I don't care. We'll align our cycles. Most important days for us is Mercury is in retrograde. Most important day for us is Mo- Monday, Friday. So, dude, we can swap Saturday for Unless they Somebody needs a comp day, we can run it, but, dude, swap Saturday for Sunday, easy. Yeah, yeah. Saturday, w- well, that'll be our off-day. We can start doing stuff. How How long would one of these things go? Like, do we really need to wake I'm thinking No, I'm I'm exaggerating. We we could get up What time you guys wake up? I'm I'm up I'm up like 7:30-ish. Like 8:00. 8:00-ish, yeah. Okay. Dude, we could meet We could meet at one of our houses or at at a diner. You guys probably have to meet at my house if we are actually going to do this, cuz you're saying we you can't we can't fit the quads at your at your house. All right, I'm going to have a whole I'm going to have a house soon, too, so, hopefully. When you When you get your house, you put you put uh Can I put mine in yours? I could fit Yeah, I don't care. I could fit one additional ATV in in in my house. Why can't you put yours in I have a whole gym in there. We're I'm going to No, you can fit Yeah, you could fit it in there. We'll see. We're going to go down there and we're going to see. Measure it out. Okay, what? I'm I'm supposed to take out my quad every time I want to do a workout? No, dude, you can you can stand the quad on the wall. You just lean it up upright on the wall. Hang it on the ceiling? You I mean, you could if you want. All right, we'll we'll plan it out. Yeah, I want to get a uh I want to get a sauna and stuff like that. You could put a cheap shed in your back, too. Okay, now this is another thing. I was looking at sheds. Sheds are not cheap. Wait, I imagine Oh, wait. No, but you They're Rolex price money. How many How many Rolex things am I getting? A Rolex A Rolex Uh a quad, and now a shed. Okay, what do I want to choose? You could swap swap a tattoo for a shed. Sheds cost so much money. Just build the shed out of Swap a tattoo for a shed, brother. No one's going to do that. I went to Home Depot. I was asking them. No one? You know who would do who would do that? Who, the Mexicans? Mexicans? Build me a shed. Brother, same one. Same, same. I'll ask them. Give me a shed. by D-Frank. Wait, did you you had your shed sheds built already? He didn't have a shed. I I have I just Dude, I haven't been there in so long. No, I just ChatGPT'd a picture of a of a Yeah. When's the last time you've been to his house? Freaking ages. It's been too long. It's been too long. It might have been, bro. We got to go back. No, yeah, we we got to go back. You got to go back. It's been too long. It's changed a lot. I need Has it? I need I need No, it's identical. He has a coffee bar now. I need a uh Where the fridge is, right? Yeah, yeah. We have a Simple Man sign that was a gift that we have to put up there. It's at his house. He never brought it. I don't return gifts. Yeah, we have to Yeah, I know. We have to get it fixed. I don't return gifts. Yeah, if I bring it back here, I'll be giving it back. It's rude. Yeah, I had to That was an expensive gift. Yeah, thanks. Who who paid for it? It was like I think both of us did, technically. I didn't. What's up? Yeah, maybe he's sick still. I don't know. He sounds a little stuffy. Yeah, no, I'm good. Uh okay, I'm in. Should we start vlogging it? You going to start taking Saturdays off or no? We go GoPros? Oh, GoPros? Okay, never mind. GoPros, and and we just do intro, outro? Think how Yeah, think of how fun go-karting was. Imagine that on a dirt We got to go. Did we ask did we ask Nicky, yet? Nicky in this. I asked Nicky today. I asked Nicky to get I was like, "Bro, you should go get an ATV with us." He's like he's like, "I grew up riding ATVs." So, I was like, "Sick, you're going to get one?" He's like, "Can't can't do it right now." Why? He'll definitely do it. He always acts all like what. Oh, let's do it. Yeah, we can all do it. We can all get We all get it, then. Sick, let's do it. So fun. Sit on the back of his, or he Make him get you another. Make him get you Let me drive the boat. You can afford one more than I can. He can ride No. All right. Um What? Where is that video? Can you find the video I sent you guys? Where'd you send it? What video? Which one? I Off-roading. Simple Man off-road. Dude, look how weird. Was it Am I even in that? It was either WhatsApp or Instagram. Ah, it's YouTube. McKinney McKinney Falls is here. Can we go quading in McKinney Falls, or no? This This could be us. I don't think so. This could be us, Damien, together. Oh! Me with the boys in the woods. Oh! This! Come on. This is Look how fun that looks! Okay, so, afterwards, what do we hose this thing down or something? Like, how do we clean No, you just come bring it bring it to the yard, hose hose it down, soap, water like a car, but it's a small car. and you're done. I'm so down. This is so I'm so down. Okay, okay. Hey, how fast are they going here? They're like like 30, bro. That 20 30 25 25, 30. You don't have to go fast cuz you can slide a lot, you know? You slide Do you lean on it? Like do you have Oh yeah, you lean. Oh, dude, I'm so down. Come on, get it. Let's get it. Come on. Let's get get convince Nicky to get one, too. Nicky'll get I think he'll be the easiest to convince. The thing is he'll be the easiest to convince, and then I think we're going to see him once and he won't come back again. No way. No, cuz I'll make him go. All right, you better. I'm holding you to it. Cuz I always tell him I have to do it, too, cuz I always want to go mountain biking, and he's like, "No." Okay. Dirt bike is okay? You better You better convince him. It's sick. This guy, I can't convince him to do anything. Wait, he said you're not allowed? Yeah, he always He's like, "You're going to get hurt." And I'm like, "Dude, okay." I mean, that's how Jay broke his uh collarbone. Yeah. Dirt uh mountain biking. Mountain biking. Yeah, I think he did roll and snapped his thing. Yeah, dirt bike uh you really respect that thing, though. You're not going to I I will never Dirt bike, you fall on the dirt bike? I fell a bunch, yeah. And you never major injuries on it? No, smart. Jump off like you do. I I I'm like I'm not getting hurt on this thing as soon as it's I'm like The problem with the motocross, the jumping stuff, is the better you get, the more risk you take. Yeah, you want always push it. You want to push it. It's like if we We go ATVs, we just we just accept that it's going to be cruise, we're going to fun, you go fast a little bit. Yeah, but that's how you get better. Can we jump ATVs? Yeah, you can. Those you Those you can, but you just just don't. Okay, we just don't. Well, jumping quads is okay. No, it's not. You'll No, it's it's better It's better to jump a dirt bike than an ATV. Why? Because Yeah, because you the dirt bike like corrects itself, the the quad won't. That is not why. Oh. Because because That is not why. It is It is hard for the dirt bike to land on you, it's easy for the ATV to land on you. Cuz Wait, wait, hold on, correct me if I'm wrong. He said, yeah, if if like cuz it's four wheels, so if one hits, you just turn, whereas a motocross, it's two wheels, so if one hits, it's only this way. So, it's not going to take you. It It does. You can go You can jump, you can go sideways, you can go too high up, too high low. But I've heard of quads landing on people. That that is your That is the the biggest risk is that you you messing up the quad jump and the bike landing on you. That is the biggest. The quad landing on you. Quad. The most common injury is the quad. Yeah. It's It's uncommon for the quad for the dirt bike to land on you and even if it does, it's half the weight of the 18. Should we get dirt bikes then? What? No, we're not going to be jumping. So then what does it matter if we get a dirt bike versus a quad? Okay. Okay, so this is why I I say quad uh over So, quad is safer. He's like, "Are you listening to me?" Yeah, you're saying 18. Okay, this is why I say quad, for us, is safer than dirt bike. You have to use your legs a lot, post on the ground and stuff for for the dirt bikes. There's a lot of knee stuff that that can happen. Like if you post a leg, you could It It That's and like if you're falling you try to catch yourself, there's a lot of things you you can do to mess your your knees up. ATV, it's you're planted on the ground. If you need to jump off, you can. But, you don't need to use your your feet on the ground while you're riding nearly as or at all, really. Yeah, yeah. I can imagine like bailing is a lot easier on an ATV. Like I just like jump off it. Like whereas the bike you're your legs are You're around it. Like you're straddling that thing. I'm telling you. So, from my experience and what we're going to do, the trail riding, some ATVs I'll go ATV. I'll go ATV. Dude, I'm I'm so down. You can send it whenever. You let me know, I'm down. Yeah. Would you Would you wear like knee pads and boots and that sort of thing, or That's the thing, too. Like if you tip over a dirt bike, your knee hits the ground a lot. It's like, you know, you need knee pads and stuff like that. Yeah. ATV, you're not you you are planted, you know? If you if your knee hits the ground on an ATV, you're rolling. You know what I mean? You're freaking you're getting messed up, yeah. Oh, you're like a shish kebab. Like you're Okay, yeah. So, knee pads not going to save you. We're not going to be going Just wear a neck Just wear like full suits. Just go in on the stretcher. Put the stretcher. Like Broadsword. Or you guys jousting on the ATVs? Wear like Crusader armor. All right, I'm down. You convinced me. All right. That'd be fun. I'll find out It'll take me uh probably a couple months so get us all bikes. Okay. Can I fit an ATV in my FJ? Oh, you get a trailer. I mean, I'll I'll get uh I'll get a truck. So, you guys you guys aren't men yet with trucks, so I'll get a truck. I have a hitch, yeah. I have my convertible. So, I thought my thing counted as a truck, my car, my FJ. Do you have a bed? Uh, it's got a rubber lining. The seats go down. Um, Probably not. That's okay, it's more manly than the That's cute. I don't care. I love my car. Dude, it's really fun. Dude, we were doing donuts in the parking lot and it's it's very fun. Dude, I love this car. It's so awesome. I'll only have it for a couple of years. Make your lady get a truck. I should, right? Yeah, tell her, "Hey, we're going to Oklahoma tomorrow. She's got to drive like a I've been watching Ranger I think I thought Ranger Raptors were kind of whack, but I kind of like them now. They're really cool. I didn't like them at first. I've I've been seeing them around, they're just like It's like your car hit with a shrink ray for like half a second. It's It's really cool. I've never seen it, but I I saw them off-road once like on the video. And I was like, "Dude, this is pretty cool." 60. You, uh, get a used one. Used one, used one. Used one? I'm going to get I'm not going to get anyone. Oh, so, new So, new is 60? Yeah, brand new is 60. Wow, that's less than uh, cuz yours is like But he has a Raptor R. The Raptor. No, there's no Ranger Raptor R, it's not. Oh, only the Raptor only the F-150 has a Raptor R. Yeah. Ooh. And it's Raptor R's that's 150. That's cool. No, don't 700 horsepower? Don't downgrade. Get that one. 720. I can't get that one. You can if you set your mind to. You can do anything. Go in massive debt. You get that UFC belt, you can get whatever you want. Let's go. Oh, that's right. Bing bong. Saw It was the It's okay. It's okay. Let's go. Uh. What it What is that? What is that? It's okay. So, I'm in Let's do it. with quads. That's Simple Man ATVs. Oh, then we have to convince Nicky to get watches with us, too, on on next uh Next, uh, sponsorship. I think he'll do whatever we ask him to do, too. He's in? Let's do it. He'll do whatever he wants. I I get a new couch, he's like, "I need that. I like this couch." I get new utensils, like, "I got the same utensils." You have to throw him off. You have to get something, take a picture, and return it. I know. This guy. You have the same exact color couch. I can't believe it. Do you guys have a new fireplace? Oh, I got a firepit. I need a new firepit. Oh, no. We had one first. No, you didn't. Yeah, I had the firepit first. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Well, you know what they say. Imitation Flattery is the sincerest form of imitation. Exactly, it's fine. No, I know it's Imitation crab. Wait. Oh, imitation crab. He's my dog. Imitation crab? What? It's a I like it. Sincerest No, Imitation crab, you don't like? What is it made out of? Maybe fish? It's a fish. It's a fish. Imagine eating It tastes just as good. No. It's fine. It's imitation crab. It's a it's flattery. It's It's flattery crab. Imitation crab is a sincerest form of crab. What What shit has uh Nicky been talking about? Maybe we should interview you. You don't know? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. He just says stuff. Yes, that's a lot of it. You got to Wait. Show him the video. What? Show me. You just filmed him talking? No, no, no. He was just like Just let Just let him think. Let him cook. This is Nicky? Holy shit! He has a zyn in, as well. Wow. That's hilarious. What the fuck What was that? Did he just swear? He's He's thinking and then he has the hiccup. Bro, it's like a toddler, man. It's like Luis, bro. And then after that he's like, "I I'm going to teach uh low single." It's a mix between like a toddler or an a senile man. Yeah, he's true. It's like Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if like drool came out. Yeah. He so he tried to delete that? That's amazing. That's so funny. So He didn't get it. the Simple Man, we need Simple Man quads, Simple Man watches. Maybe, do we get Rolexes? It's just so expensive, bro. Yes, they have to be a Rolex. You just go go Richard Mille. Really? I Yeah, I I think whenever it comes time for us to do it, You want us to be known as a team with Tudors Yeah. No, no. or with Rollies? I love Tudors. I love my Tudors. They're watch much better than Two doors, no roof. Two doors, no roof, dog. We're ripping it 1:30. A rewinding Patek Philippe. A rewind Oh, you do have a Patek, the rewinding. I mean, Pateks are sick, too, but the the Rolex is the Dude, sell it and get a Rolex. I would. My dad's like, "Bro." Dude, what? I've had this since Auschwitz. Yeah, are you kidding me? Since Alcatraz! It's Azkaban! Yes. The Dementors tried to take it. That's the Germans. In case you're wondering. Voldemort is Hitler, if anyone's wondering. Oh, that's amazing. Harry Potter. I don't know. Then, uh, Netanyahu. No, who's Harry Potter? Uh the Americans. Well, that's not a person. They have to That's the Hogwarts. It's an entity. That's like Hogwarts is the Hogwarts is Americans. Hufflepuff is Britain, for sure. Huh? And, Frank is Hermione, guaranteed. No, she's the Who's the ghost in that bathroom? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, you do know what I'm talking about. You had to prove it. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I believe you. Oh, thank God. We're back to this thing. So, we so we can't get anything other than Rolexes? I yes. Omegas, Tudors No. Let's get Rollies, brah. I'm not I'm out if it's not a Rolex. I'm I'm in. I'm It has to be Dude, you realize like the cheapest one is going to be like $8,000 to $9,000. I know, I know. You can get a good used one for like five. It's not going to be It's not going to look as cool. We can't not get it new and Rolex. I Oh, no. No, used Used is okay, but when it comes time to it, I I can't not Yeah, yeah. But ATVs and then give me a breather. Let me go on a seminar tour or something. That's the thing. All right, so Would you prefer the Rolexes first? No, no, ATVs first. House, ATVs, long period of But think about this, you're you're shredded, you're shredded, you're at Bape, now you have a Rolex on. Oh, yeah, it's sick, but I ATVs is going to do more for me. Chicks will never know. You're right. anything about a They have no idea. dude. I have no idea. It could be a string on your arm and they have no effing idea. No, no. They're not even looking at it. No, no, no woman is look has. Yeah, they're not looking at me at all. It's Unless she's the absolute gold digger, she's not going to know anything about a watch. That's true. If they do know what the watch is, that's a major red flag. They're Or if a man. "Where have you seen this watch before?" How do you know this? So Yeah, men will recognize watches. Men Men notice watches. Watches are for men. Dude, the Watching is for men. What? Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, no. Just chicks don't I didn't know they were that big of a deal until Nicky Rod and Sal convinced me down. And then, I found out that a bunch of my other men friends are also into it, that I had no idea. And now, you found out you love watches, too. You know you know what? I want to be cool, too. Now Now, you want the status symbol. I want to have this, too. 100%, that's what it does. I K, I've been watching The Office lately. Liam's been putting it on the in the background. And I notice they're all wearing watches. Every scene, every episode, they have a new, different, really nice-looking watch. I I know nothing about it. I'm like, "Oh, they all have cool watches on." Like Jim, Mike. Everyone that works in corporate America has a watch on for sure, but That's what I'm saying. It's it's a cool I didn't know if I didn't take a look if they were nice or not, but They look nice to me. they all wear one. Everyone wear wears watches except us, really. Yeah. I want to see how this fits. Most people wear nice clothes, actually. Time is an illusion. I'm trying. That's why. Time is an illusion. Time is a flat circle, just like that watch. Got him. That's a nice watch. So, what is that one? That's a Submariner, right? This is a Sea-Dweller. Oh, Sea-Dweller. Sea-Dweller, yeah. Two-tone sweet Sea-Dweller. Two-tone. 43 mm, I believe. That's huge. It is. 43 mm. One One of the bigger ones. There's only Is it circumcised? I think there's only one more There might be one or two more that are bigger. 46. Is your watch snip-snip? I think the I think the deep Deepsea is the biggest um The deep penetration. The deep You guys know about DP? Yeah. K. Uh, no, no. No, no, tell me. Tell me. K, Liam, we're talking about porn or something, and I remember this. Liam Liam's like, "Yeah, DP. It means deep penetration." I was like, "Uh, no, it doesn't." I No. I tell him what it means. He's like, "Oh, that that makes way more sense." What? Double penetration. That's a green flag. Yeah, double. That's a really green flag. That's great. Good job. That's Yeah, yeah. Good. You're a great liar. What does it mean? Yeah. Uh what? Oh, she's still going. No, we believe you. Don't worry. Okay, okay, great. Yeah, yeah, now it's getting weird. Now, it's getting weird. Yeah, yeah, you don't have to convince us. Uh What to do, people? Uh okay. All right, so you've looked at Rolexes. What Rolex do you like? No, I haven't looked at them at all. Oh, so you know nothing. You don't know any Zero. I'm just like, "Oh, that looks cool." Rolex, okay. Rolex. You could go You could go uh uh Pepsi, a Sprite, a Panda. Dude, Pepsi's too expensive. Panda would be sick. That's like gibberish to me. I Yeah, dude, you're talking like Can you go Can I go Can I go $15,000 to $24,000. Can you type Can you show me a picture of a uh Panda Rolex? I don't know Panda. What's that? Black and white? Black and white. It's a GMT? I don't know, actually. I don't think it's a GMT. Oh. But, I like uh Datejust. You said this one? Yes. Oh. Oh, wow, it looks nice. Look, look at the watch. How much is that? This one? Um, Is that Is that Richard Richard uh Or Patek, is it probably Patek? Probably like what, $5 million? Psh, dude, there's unlimited prices. 50 million. Oh, wow. I don't even know why I said $5 million. That's why. Jesus Christ wore this in the first world war. Jesus Christ. First world war. In the first world war. Yeah. Wait, what? Jesus Christ wore this in the first world war. In the early Crusades. But the thing is is I think that is just like Aw, what? No, but, I think that's disgusting. But I think that's more so like, "Oh, let me give you $50 million. For a piece, yeah. So I'm going to I'm going to buy this thing and now this is $50 million." I mean, that's just You want to see one of my I'll show you a tiger tiger watch, right? Okay, honestly This is ridiculous. It's like every single jewel is just like, "How much money can we fit on this watch?" Tiger Can you type up a Rainbow Rolex? This this one is badass. But, rainbow is It's got It's got rainbow rubies all around the bezel. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that is cool. Check this out. On I think it's gold or rose rose gold. That's What does that cost? 200k to probably a quarter million. That's one CJI. Yeah. Yeah, I think on the grey, it's a quarter million. Wow. And uh whatever this is, it says it's over a million. Over a million? Oof. And then there's some that say half, half a million. These are Let me show you some. What are you guys doing on your phones? I was going to show you what I was looking at. What is that? That's It's really It's it's That's the Rainbow Rollie. Yeah. Look Look, this this is not so bad. But the thing is, okay, do you think this looks What What are your I don't know what that is. It's a fake. Thoughts on this? Datejust? Yeah, yeah. Does it look good? That's gorgeous. Beautiful. Fluted bezel? I like the fluted bezel. But, now the only thing is Beautiful. this 8k? No, it's cheaper. But the thing is it's cuz it's from 1995. Dude, you can't Nobody's going to You can't tell the difference, bro. It's a It's a day-to-day. I think that's kind of cooler how it's older. Like, you don't You guys don't think that? Well, vintage watch, I like I like vintage watches. You could buy that and you can have it for 20 years and sell it for the same price. Maybe even more. Bro. I just want it I I would actually appreciate it to be like like old and unique. We should get different ones. Why, you know? Dude, yeah, we are. Oh, I thought you meant to commemorate it would be the same. No, you're going to get a Rolex Okay. to commemorate it. But, you're going to get whatever Rolex you want. Okay, so now every time you get that Rolex or you wear that you know that it's from Yeah, it's for the whatever deal or whatever. the major deal that Damien's fight Damien's fight, then we go Damien the fight, then we go uh 47th Street, Diamond District, on Monday? Wait, what? That that's way too soon, way too soon. No, no, no, no. To see my reaction. What? Okay. Let's wait a little bit here. We good? What's going on? We good? What's going on? Are we done? All right, how long have we been going for? 2 and 1/2 hours. No. How long? Hour 50. Ah. Wow! That's good. Time flies. All right. No pun intended. You've been to Hawaii. Bye-bye. Wait, wait. Emoji, watch. Oh, good job, Allie. That's why we pay you the big bucks. I get paid good money. You do get paid bucks. The bucks are big, don't worry. You were poor before. You can't let our viewers think Look at you now. You thought it. You can't We can't let the viewers think we underpay you. You have to Okay. 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