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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Simple Man with Ethan Krell and Stan Nikki Rod and Damian Anderson. Stay a while if you know about the Jiu-Jitsu. If you don't, you can come too. This is.
Speaker 2: I guess we're rolling.
Speaker 1: We're back. Episode 7,492.
Speaker 3: And a half.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to another episode of the Simple Man podcast with your
Speaker 3: Oh, I should have got a diet soda.
Speaker 2: It's crazy how we've been doing this.
Speaker 3: Yes, please. Can I have a a root beer, please?
Speaker 2: A root beer. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'll take another. No, I'm good actually, thanks. Um,
Speaker 3: Are we are we gonna go we're gonna go live now or are we gonna wait?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can just roll this thing, bro.
Speaker 3: It's okay, we got this.
Speaker 2: Um, we've had a lot of episodes and we've literally never had a structure. Is that kind of impressive?
Speaker 3: We're winging it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we're like, hey, we should come in with like topics and we just
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: Just swing the doodle.
Speaker 3: We just swing that noodle doodle.
Speaker 2: Swing the doodle. Do you uh, there's aspartame in this. What what are your guys' take on aspartame?
Speaker 3: I gotta know something about it to have a take.
Speaker 2: Probably better than aspirin. Oh, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: Okay, so.
Speaker 2: Better than what? Aspirin.
Speaker 3: Aspirin. Aspirin's very good for you. Or not very good for you, but it it's like.
Speaker 2: Is that the one that makes kids retarded?
Speaker 3: No, that's Tylenol.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's Tylenol. Sorry.
Speaker 3: That's acetaminophen.
Speaker 2: Acetaminophen.
Speaker 3: Acetaminophen. That's that's a cinnamon synonym.
Speaker 2: Nikki Rod's downstairs, he's like, have you tried a cinnamon roll? He's like, oh, that's the one that rhymes.
Speaker 3: I wish Damian.
Speaker 2: I double fuck up.
Speaker 3: A nice cinnamon roll.
Speaker 2: Aspirin is a blood thinner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, aspirin's a blood thinner. People with heart issues should take We should take aspirin, honestly, baby aspirin. Might help us.
Speaker 2: I think that's just really if you have like high blood pressure, no? It's not like blood clots.
Speaker 3: It's not like blood clots.
Speaker 2: It's solid. I agree actually.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my blood pressure's good, but.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you guys don't care like aspartame is not a concern of yours? You're like, you see that in the ingredients list, you're like,
Speaker 3: They think all this shit probably causes a little bit of cancer, but you gotta battle it with exercise.
Speaker 2: So I don't care about aspartame when I have to cut 30 pounds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: I I.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but and then afterwards, you're more about health conscious.
Speaker 2: For sure. I.
Speaker 3: So normally, if you see aspartame on like not weight cutting wise, you understand?
Speaker 2: It's not normally, I just don't usually drink it if I'm not actually weight cutting.
Speaker 3: But you'll have the real soda.
Speaker 2: I don't really drink too much soda. I I crave more sweet stuff as soon as I have to start weight cutting.
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: All right. So.
Speaker 3: Guess what uh, are we the first?
Speaker 2: Doesn't have aspartame. I had to make sure just to make sure.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're the first.
Speaker 2: I think we are the first. I think we're the first.
Speaker 3: So you don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but we can let's say we are.
Speaker 3: You can say it.
Speaker 2: We're the first podcast that C4, the worldwide energy. Did I say energy weird?
Speaker 3: It was weird, but it's okay.
Speaker 2: Try it again. Take two.
Speaker 3: All right, take two. Chop.
Speaker 2: Right after Ali brings in this.
Speaker 3: With a straw? What's going on here?
Speaker 2: He's a big sucker this guy.
Speaker 3: What a straw? Give me the cans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a big sucker.
Speaker 3: Suck that straw.
Speaker 2: You're are you gonna like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Take it away.
Speaker 2: We are the first podcast.
Speaker 3: Faggot.
Speaker 2: You guys are doing it.
Speaker 3: That's okay. Sorry, go on, go on. Sorry.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. We are the first podcast that C4, the international worldwide renowned energy drink brand has ever sponsored.
Speaker 3: We're partnering with C4 to help sell millions of energy drinks and spread the
Speaker 2: Trillions.
Speaker 3: Spread the word of good health, good energy, mental cognitive.
Speaker 2: Explosive flavor.
Speaker 3: Can I finish my thought?
Speaker 2: Go on, go on.
Speaker 3: Mental and cognitive focus.
Speaker 2: Okay, your turn.
Speaker 3: The flavors are so freaking good.
Speaker 2: They're freaking gosh darn dang delicious.
Speaker 3: No bad language on this.
Speaker 2: They're amazing. They're they're fantastic.
Speaker 3: You should not cuss anymore, huh? We should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 3: I want to try.
Speaker 2: First one to swear loses.
Speaker 3: Deal.
Speaker 2: 10 push-ups.
Speaker 3: With a real gun, uh.
Speaker 2: Shoot you in the head.
Speaker 3: This is the. We go 10 push-ups.
Speaker 2: First one to cuss, 10 push-ups. Ready, set, go.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking.
Speaker 2: Do racial slurs count?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: What? Well, no, come on.
Speaker 3: What? If it's a cuss, anything that's not.
Speaker 2: Okay, Ali's the judge.
Speaker 3: And why is it cuss and not curse?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good. Can we can we Google what defines a cuss word?
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: It's okay. Thank you.
Speaker 3: In the meantime, yes, these flavors are gosh dang delectable. They're just fantastic.
Speaker 2: They're so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. There's a Jolly Rancher one. I don't know if this is a Hawaiian Punch, but there's a a uh.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jolly Rancher.
Speaker 3: Purple popsicle. Cotton candy.
Speaker 2: How do they do it? How do they get these flavors?
Speaker 3: They have scientists.
Speaker 2: And it's it's.
Speaker 3: Lab coats. 10 calories.
Speaker 2: 10.
Speaker 3: 10 calories.
Speaker 2: Count them. 10.
Speaker 3: It's amazing. 200 milligrams of caffeine. You pop that open.
Speaker 2: Dude, you're having a great day.
Speaker 3: Good amount of potassium, 310 migs of of potassium. Vitamin B12. Ooh.
Speaker 2: Way better than vitamin B11.
Speaker 3: Zero sugar. Zero carbs. Zero sodium. Certified for for sport.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Curse words are offensive, profane, or obscene words used to express strong emotions. So, expletives, profanity, obscenities, insults, or derogatory.
Speaker 2: So it's derogatory. It's opinion-based. So if I say you're beautiful and you don't want me to say that, that's that's offensive.
Speaker 3: No, no, derogatory.
Speaker 2: Derogatory?
Speaker 3: Derogatory.
Speaker 2: What what's now define derogatory?
Speaker 3: Give me an example.
Speaker 2: But if you it's all about how you say it, right?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Cuz if I say you're beautiful, but I'm like I'm looking at you weird.
Speaker 3: That's not.
Speaker 2: Is it isn't it a matter of perspective?
Speaker 3: No, cuz it's not a negative word.
Speaker 2: What define okay, define a negative word.
Speaker 3: Just define everything.
Speaker 2: But that's not gonna be part of the.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: Okay, profane. But that's not gonna be.
Speaker 3: She's gonna be.
Speaker 2: Ugly isn't a a cuss word?
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be it doesn't have to be negative. Cuz if you say like, F yeah, it's still.
Speaker 2: Still cursing.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2: Also.
Speaker 3: We should uh switch out your chair, I think. It's squeaking a little bit.
Speaker 2: Squeaking. Is that you?
Speaker 3: Oh, we are spit on that thing, brother.
Speaker 2: Spit on that thing.
Speaker 3: Grease it up.
Speaker 2: Grease it up.
Speaker 3: Ali, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: She's switching the chair.
Speaker 3: You playing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, switch it, switch it.
Speaker 3: Fuck. You said macaroni.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Ali.
Speaker 3:
