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Welcome To Hell by Jamie Kilstein

Welcome To Hell by Jamie Kilstein

by Jamie Kilstein

$79.00

Get Started On Your Jiu-Jitsu Journey With BJJ Brown Belt And Standup Comedian Jamie Kilstein!

Course content · 4 volumes · 44 chapters

1 Volume 1
  1. 1. Intro
  2. 2. So you want to pay to fight people! Intro to BJJ
  3. 3. I keep telling my asshole friend I will try a class but am too scared. Will I get hurt?
  4. 4. Should I get swole before starting jiu jitsu?
  5. 5. Should I lift and run or is getting my ass kicked good enough?
  6. 6. Am I gonna get my ass kicked by roided jocks?
  7. 7. Why getting your ass kicked is good
  8. 8. Don’t be a dick! (Rules!) (shoes on mat, don’t be the smelly guy and other tips)
  9. 9. What is this terrible itchy rash and why is everyone mad at me?
  10. 10. Warmups! Why am I doing child like tumbling?
  11. 11. How to do a stupid forward roll
  12. 12. How to do a stupid back roll and not hurt your neck
  13. 13. How to fall down but not like an asshole
  14. 14. How to stand the fuck up
  15. 15. How to stand the fuck up for self defense
2 Volume 2
  1. 1. Shrimping
  2. 2. Why the fuck am I shrimping?
  3. 3. Warmups that aren’t fucking stupid (concepts demo flo drills)
  4. 4. Grip break fight!
  5. 5. Leg slap fight!
  6. 6. The time I threw up during warm ups and snuck out of the gym and why you shouldn’t feel bad for being confused
  7. 7. Purple belts are not good enough to skip warmups (teamwork!)
  8. 8. Upper body fighting (pummeling)
  9. 9. Winning the upper body fight
  10. 10. Moving your opponent/enemy/frenemy
  11. 11. Taking your opponent/enemy/frenemy the fuck down
3 Volume 3
  1. 1. Thai Clinch for the streeeeets
  2. 2. Intro to not being taken down/Fratboy bar brawl takedown defense
  3. 3. Oh shit I’m on the fucking ground! Intro to BJJ
  4. 4. What the fuck is the guard? (Escape and control concepts.)
  5. 5. Well then what the fuck is half guard?
  6. 6. What the fuck should I do in mount? Die? (Escape and control concepts.)
  7. 7. How to hold someone the fuck down in mount
4 Volume 4
  1. 1. Fuck my life I’m in side control (Escape and control concepts.)
  2. 2. Don’t even get me started on what open guard is (controls)
  3. 3. How to break someones arm
  4. 4. Mounted arm bar drill
  5. 5. Put your dumb friends to sleep at parties (the perfect RNC)
  6. 6. I have to fight these people? Intro to sparing and how not to die or be hated
  7. 7. Situational awareness for self defense
  8. 8. How to tie your belt
  9. 9. Should I watch dumb shit on youtube? How to study
  10. 10. We are all crazy so just have fun
  11. 11. Outro
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