THE SIMPLE MAN PODCAST Ep. 154 | Simple Men Train with David Taylor

The verbatim transcription of the audio, preserves names, terminology, and distinguishing speakers: You're listening to The Simple Man. With Ethan Crelinsten, Nicky Rod, and Damian Anderson. Ooh! Stay a while if you know about the jiu-jitsu. If you don't, you can come too. This is B Team. And we're on. Action. We are back, another episode of the Simple Man Podcast. We have the whole crew here today. The Four Horsemen. Shit. Back in black. What's going on? We're going to Oklahoma Monday. We are. Go with a change of pace. You're flying, I'm driving. Yeah, you're driving, bro? Dude, he's- he's got two flights and a layover. I'm just- No you don't. No, not two flights in a lay That would be insane. It's like a 45-minute plane ride. Yeah, I have- there's no direct flights. I go Dallas What? Yeah, exactly. No, that's not direct flight. It's very last minute. I booked it yesterday, bro. It's fucking so uncorrected. Why didn't you just- Why not just go with Nicky Rod? No, that's two stops and a layover. That's insane. That's like a 24-hour journey. I said two flights and a layover. It's two flights with a stop with a layover. A layover is like you stay over. What did you go to, Dallas? Yeah, Dallas then- No. Where- Can we look up the definition of- You're right. A layover is No, I- I- I don't think so. I think it's a stop. That's a No, no. A- Well, a layover is a stop. A layover means you stop like overnight. A connecting flight is a layover. A short layover. Yeah, yeah. That's stupid. Well, I have a short connection. And then, uh, both How long, an hour? Yeah, fucking 40 mins. Okay, check this out. It takes an hour. 2 hours before the flight, 40-minute flight, an hour between. That's four, that's- wait, two, one, I'm okay with- four- Wait, wait, no, re- restart, restart. No, no, no. In 2 hours At the airport 2 hours ahead of time. You're not getting there 2 hours before. You guys get to Okay, but you leave 2 hours, you park the car, you I leave about an hour before I uh take off. Yeah, I'm Ubering. I'm there 15, get on my flight, boom boom. All right, but the act of getting Uber, all that. We call it 2 hours. The deciding you have to wake up 2 hours before, too. Exactly. So Okay, so 2 hours to get to via airports, right? 45-minute flight call in an hour. Rest in the airport for an hour and then get your get your car. That's an hour. You're pulling these hours. That's 5 hours. You're resting? Huh? You said rest for an hour? Rest. No, no. You're you're waiting. That's waiting. Waiting. Waiting on the world to change. When he leaves, I'll get there before you. Okay, I'll tell you when I when I Uber to the airport, that's when you're allowed to leave. Why can't you just uh drive with him? He doesn't care about me. He asked you today. I mean, look, you really want me to- We can do this. Let's send it. All right. Just listen to Creed and Cancel it right now. You want to cancel it right now? Put your money where your mouth is. How long How long's the drive? I think it's Yeah, check. Bro, last time I checked that, that's an 8-hour drive. I know that for a fact. No, no, no, no, no, it's 5 and 1/2. I used to I did it multiple times in 1 month. How about Stillwater, right? 5 and 1/2. Yeah. We need an Airbnb. We don't have anywhere to stay. You guys can Airbnb's there in Stillwater? I mean, I What? Your family? I could ask my parents, yeah. Could you just house us? Yeah. They wouldn't care. Do your mom have any friends? Oh, there is one. Just kidding. There is one. Ah dude, it's it's 6:30 to the middle of of Stillwater. 6 hours 30? Yeah, so 4 4 hours 25 minutes will be there. Take the flight. Take the flight. Dude, 6-hour drive over Or two 45-minute flights? Plus you're in the airport for an for 3 hours. I could Yeah, you can relax. You can do whatever you want to do. Walk around and get Dude, driving is relaxing. Actually, I think I side with Nicky Rod on this. You can drive. Fuck that. Dude, I've done so many drives Montreal to New York, I'm like uh. You you have to be the one driving. That's annoying. I drive. You could watch a movie on the flight, or you could do some work or whatever. That's flying. It's fun. You race everybody. It's it's competition. Bro, the plane goes faster. We'll see. You're you're right. You're right for this. Guys, a s- Leave in the comments. A 6-hour 30-minute drive or Two 45-minute flights? Two 45-minute flights? But, but the cumulative time is going to be about 5 hours. So even less. And you have to communicate with all these other people. You don't. I don't. You're in the plane. You're sitting next to people. It's more so I hate sitting down for long periods of time. If it's like 45 min- You're already standing in the airport. Well, yeah, I could like walk around and walk around. Same thing. You stop wherever you want. Yeah. But every time you stop, we- yeah, we lose. I could like walk um walk around a little bit and my flight's 45 minutes, then I walk around the airport, Starbucks, fucking You're just going to have this other man drive you around. You're telling me You It would be the same with you. If I was in the car with you, you'd be driving. Yeah, but we care about each other. Also, a pilot is It's okay. Is there Are you going to rent a car out there, or you're just going to Uber? He's got you. No. All right. If I wasn't He's like, "I'm not driving you. If you don't drive with me, fuck you." Yeah. "You're on your own." If I wasn't going, would you rent a car or If you weren't going, I wouldn't go. Okay. So, you're you're on the side of driving 6 and 1/2 hours? Yeah, instead of flying. It's a it's a 5-hour deal. Why not? Why? It's going to be less than 5 hours. Dude, going to the airport and then the fucking layover, it's like it's really not that much of a difference in time, and driving's more comfortable. I've never seen somebody hate airports more than him. I This guy hates life. Anything with I fucking hate airports. Okay? You Come on. Nicky can smell a flower and be like, "Nah, allergies." My Yeah. Man. Must be GMOs in that. It's not so much about the the cumulative time. What? A flower is amazing. No, no, no. I actually really enjoy airports. I would I wouldn't go that far. I just- it's not so much the cumulative time for me. It's just sitting down for that long period. It's just also it's just like you have full it's like Okay, your flight gets delayed. There's just- it's completely out of your power. You can't do shit. You spent fucking 12 hours in an airport trying to get to New Jersey. That's an anomaly, bro. That's not normal. It's like Yeah, but it's like you're driving, it's like that isn't an issue. What's an accident? There's an accident. There's a flat tire. Yeah, exactly. I got three spares, motherfucker. Let's go. Yeah, but you could be stuck in traffic. Yeah, there could be a crash on the Yeah, the thing is the thing is is like you can control all that. It's like if you leave in the middle of the night, you're not going to fucking run into any traffic. I don't want to leave in the middle of the night. You're leaving in the middle of the night? I'll leave at like 6:00. Cuz that's what I did. I Like when I drove back from Florida, I just left in the middle of the fucking night and like we didn't hit like any Just overnight? Yeah. That's That's scary, bro. Now, your sleep is fucked up. That's even worse. I'll leave at 6:00 a.m. We'll get there at noon. Easy. Leave at 6:00 a.m., that's I have a 12:47 flight. You're up at 6:00. I can have my coffee and I'm not up at 6:00 a.m. What time are you up? Like, actually I've been sleeping in lately. What's your sleeping in time? 6:45. Like, 9:30. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah. It's the This is this past like 3 weeks, I don't know why, I've just been able to sleep way more. It's been amazing. Also, my neighbors have been doing crazy shit right above me. They've been like tap-dancing till like 2:00 in the morning some nights. It's fucking Tap-dancing? I swear It's what it sounds like. Do you bang on the Oh yeah. Really? Yeah. Oh yeah, they bang back. I get I I went up there a few times. What are you saying? I'm having like I'm very, very nice, and they're very nice back, and then I go back downstairs and it's the same thing. So I'm like, I can't win. Okay, so boom. You knock on the door, they answer. What are you saying? I'm like, "Hi, I'm really sorry to, you know, to bother you guys." They're like, "No, we're sorry. We're We're being loud, right?" And I'm like, "Yeah." What time is it? What time is it? 1:30. Oh, wow. And it's been going on since like 7:00 p.m. And I'm like, okay, it's 11:00. They're going to be going to sleep. They have a tap-dancing noise machine to fuck with you. Bro, they're I swear they're like seeing how many times they could drop pots and pans on the floor, and they're great at it. Are they young? They're So, it was over like Christmas and New Year's, their family was there. Uh then their family left and then it was like they were having a party or some shit. This is really motivating me to get a house, this whole thing. I'm like You going house or you going duplex? I'm so far I'm looking more at houses, but I'm I'm open to uh something like that. Like You should buy that land, boy, get you get you 10 acres on it next to the dirt. How am I going to go there, and then I'm going to back and forth? That's like a lot of driving everyday. And the Dirt is a bit too much. And dirt's far. The dirt is too much. What are you talking about? It's closer than your house. It's negative 3 minutes away. Look, I just went there and back. The duplex wouldn't be a bad idea. Yeah, it wouldn't uh wouldn't be bad. You know you can use the r- rental income as income as well to qualify for loans as well. Okay, so you could qualify for loans off rental income as well. Yeah, yeah. As well, as well, as well. As well, as well, as well. Yeah. And also with uh you can put fucking, I mean, depends how much you want to put down. But, it's like you can put less down for um Like 5%? Yeah, you can put 5%. You could even put fucking less. PMI, what is it? More in charge. Well, that's it. Anything under 20%, you'll pay PMI. But, it's like Yeah, so I want to avoid that. Yeah, but it's like I mean, it All right, fuck it. Ideally. Million dollar house, 5%. I don't know what you want. I don't know what you want with your life. I don't know what I want either. You got a quadplex. A quadplex will be up that like a million dollars. And you'll have to put fucking 5% down. And then default. And then you rent You make this joke every time we start talking about houses. Then you you rent three out and cover your mortgage, cover the loan. Dude, you guys looking for a place to rent? Boom boom. Dude, we can easily fill those up. This the market out here is booming. Is it? Heard. I haven't looked recently. Where do you look? Side to side like this. Well, if you find a duplex that you're interested in, you can just look up like on Zillow, be like, "What are the rents going for in that in that area?" Yeah, just do Zillow, or LoopNet, or work with a realtor, yeah. I look at Zillow a lot. Manny just bought a duplex. Where? Bro, those motherfuckers In Buda. Like te- Like fucking 5, 10 minutes from me. Shit. Dude, Vets have it fucking amazing. Oh yeah, it's insane. Yeah. It's the fucking The benefits. The benefits, right? Yeah. If it's their their primary residence, they don't have to pay uh property taxes. Depending on what type of loan they want, they don't even have to put money down for their loan sometimes. Like a V- Well, no. It's The VA loan. No property taxes is a fucking big deal out here. Property taxes are fucking high as shit out here. What's the percent? It's not as high as Jersey, but it's expensive. Yeah. Jersey's Jersey's very expensive. 14k this last year. Percent? 14k. Yeah, dude. That's insane. Yeah. Fucking property taxes are expensive. What if you just don't pay it? What would happen? They'll take your house. Yeah, that is kind of crazy, huh? We don't You You rent forever. Can't actually own Imagine buying a car that you have to keep paying, I guess you can say registration, Gas. but But, it's like you still own it. If you don't want to drive it, you still own the car. You buy a house, You want to live in it, you pay property you have to pay forever or else they take it from you. You can go But you can go to like Alaska and they're like, "Yeah, fuck it. I don't think there's property taxes up there, yeah." Really? That's home homestead or something. You guys know uh Outdoor Boys? Talking about Alaska homesteads? Yeah. Well, no, I don't. Is that the Allie, can we can we look up uh Is there any states where that you don't pray pay property tax? Like in Alaska? You don't have to pray. Don't pay. Don't pray in Alaska. I think Doesn't every state have property tax? I think I I think there are some parts of Alaska where you can go and just be like, "This is my land." I'm sure we can go to like Native American land and That's true, but the they have to accept you, right? Yeah, it's all casinos. You you know the Navajo has like a million million acres in the US? I didn't know that. Now you do. Yeah. Even in Alaska? What's the low-? What's the lowest? Yeah. Guess. Alaska. Has to be some some bumfuck state, for sure. Illinois? Oh. Lowest effective property tax rate in the US. Hawaii. Yeah, that's crazy. Indiana, Wyoming, Colorado, South Carolina. Yeah, you'd have to buy $5 million for a fucking two-bedroom. No income tax? I mean, no property tax. Save a little money. Yeah, we're going to Oklahoma, um, to wrestle with the Cowboys. It's going to be sick. I'm ChatGPTing. Oh, what are you? Let's just, I'm just talked her. Say: Is there any location in Alaska that you can create a homestead to live and don't pay any property taxes? You can write off stuff like if you have a farm or something. A lot of states do that. This Outdoor Boys guy bought a homestead Yes, there is There are places in Alaska where you can live without paying property taxes for your homestead. Boom. Question answered. Allie, Problem solved. do better. So, what were you going to say? Yeah, he uh he This guy did this. He He bought a homestead, or bought like a property and there's like a bunch of kind of beat-up sheds and and a house, and like it's the coolest fucking thing, seeing him like build up the entire property, like fix everything up. He built roads, like he fucking built a road, like cleared trees, fixed This is Outdoor Boys? Outdoor Boys, yeah. There's another one. It's uh it's a a single guy. It's like uh L- Surviving with Will, or something like that. He's like this like skinny white boy. He's like out kind of out in the woods, just It's always a skinny white boys. Well, that's it. They're the ones surviving out there. Yeah. You know, that ain't urban living. I think the blacks can probably survive better. They could definitely The Africans. Yeah. I mean, you guys you guys are still surviving out there. No, for sure. Just Yeah. Did you see the Yes, I know exactly what you're saying. Go Keep going. Keep going. Rome 3,000 years ago, Africa 20 minutes ago. Oh no, I didn't see that. It's like a hut. It's like worse. I'm learning about Napoleon. You guys know about Napoleon? I know exactly where you're He's short. Yeah, you knew the- He's short, huh? What Why have you Why have you been looking into Napoleon? It's just interesting. I started watch- You know Epic History? YouTube channel? No. No. You know it? Mhm. It's the coolest shit ever. I was learning about like the the French Revolutionary Wars, and how like the British were dominating on sea, but the French were dominating on land. Thanks to Napoleon. Why? And uh Why what? What Were they dominating on land? What was their tactics? Um honestly, it was Napoleon that was the like main force of Like Napoleon if it wasn't for the British Navy, Napoleon and France would have like taken over Europe. From what I understand so far. But, that's Guys, Do you guys ever watch Apocalypto? No, it's out. Disregard. Okay. I'm very curious It's really It's crazy, It's I'm very curious about uh military strategy. But to look into it, I feel like it's a waste of my time. Why? It's so interesting. It's very Well, I'm super interested in the idea. Especially back then, because it's you They're fighting with muskets and cannons, Exactly, what is the strategy? where and they're on horseback. Dude, you ever You've read The Art of War, right? You have to Art of War, yeah, yeah. That's, too. Well, the the thing is The Art of War, I mean, It's more like it's more like theoretic. Yes, it's Those are Those are more conceptual. Yeah, those are conceptual ideas. And he's Instead of like actual tactics on a battlefield. Yeah, like With like you both have 5,000 men and like you know, some gunmen, cavalry, and cannons, and they're the m- the terrain is like this. What do you do, you know? All right, I'll tell you. Okay. You go You go straight gladiator style, right? You attack them head on, half your force, and then you flank them. You win. Yeah, how do you get them And the your main force, you attack them head on, they're going to they're going to fuck you up. Yeah, they're going to flank them. They're going to start attacking you before you can attack them. But maybe they start retreating, and they actually had an ambush waiting for you. Yeah, maybe they're that slick. And you have no idea. Yeah. And then Maybe your flank becomes their flank. Double flank. Flank steak. You know what's Flank steak. What's pretty interesting with um with I The Art of War, you know, there's that, there's chess, and then combat sports, a lot of the concepts um overlap. Overlap. Yeah, there's a lot of parallels, and it's super interesting. I like the whole de- deception thing where it's like the best attack is the one they don't see coming. Yeah, yeah. So we try to disguise what you do. Inception. Inception, yep. Like, when you're strong, make you make them think you're weak, and vice versa. Mhm. That's interesting. Yeah. There's uh Bruce Dude, that's The Art of War shit. We read. Yeah, yeah. We read. Have you read The Art of War? I haven't. Have you Have you? No, I haven't. Yeah, fuck. Good shit. Boom. There we go. You guys know about Horatio Nelson? Have you guys read uh He's the He's the just real quick, he's the British naval commander who was a pain in the ass for Napoleon. If it wasn't for Horatio Nelson, Napoleon may have taken over uh Europe. So anyway. Have you guys read Relentless? No. What? Uh who who wrote it? Who wrote it? Tim Grover. It's like uh the the mental coach pretty much from behind For Michael Jordan? Yeah, exactly. Michael Jackson? Oh. Yeah. You should You would like it. Okay, okay. I think um I listened to some It would just kind of reaffirm that the person that you are. My dog. My giant dog. Just make you more of yourself. Mhm. Yeah. Well, some people need to recognize what what they are and, or what they want to be. I I really like uh you know, I was talking about it with Austin recently, just yesterday, um cuz every now and then, I go through like mental uh Yeah, every now and then, I get a little bit closer. uh I go through like mental um retardation. personal development type of thing, mental development stuff, um and uh it was just cool to to send him stuff and he was like, "Dude, this this video is fucking sick." or, "Listen to this." Yeah, yeah, he really likes yeah, cuz like What did you send him? Well, there's a bunch of shit. There's like um I think one YouTube channel, um Psychology of the Fight, which like some of the videos I don't really like cuz they're they're kind of just like bullshit in my opinion. But, then there's some videos that are really cool, like they he analyzes like Dustin Poirier or Cory Sandhagen, like like the way they talk about fighting or how they think in the fight. Um uh like Petr Yan was a was a cool one, too. Like Petr Yan uses like a lot of Stoicism, so you can tell like he's read into Stoicism and shit like that. Are you feeling stuck? Most guys just accept feeling stuck. Stress, low energy, bad sleep, like it's normal. But, it's not. So stop feeling stuck, fix the root issues, and start living like you used to. on the way During the interviews, like things that he says, you know, you're like, "Oh, that was actually said in" That's like a a almost a a quote from some Exactly. philosopher's Same thing with like uh like Dustin Poirier. I think I think it's called like Dichotomy of Control or whatever, which is like another Stoicism idea and he talks about it. What is the dichotomy of control? Uh I don't remember it like verbatim, but basically the idea is like you can only can like there's circles um that that uh you can't control and circle that that you know, there's things that you can control. You really only want to focus on the things that you can control. Um it's like when you focus on things that you can't control, that's when like your anxiety starts to increase External forces. Yeah, yeah, stuff that like It's like when you start to worry about shit that you can't control, um Then you're going to stay worried about it, cuz nothing you can do about it. And there's nothing that you can do. Yeah, yeah. But, if like if you focus on things that you can control, then um the anxiety levels start to go down. Yeah, do something about it. It's the same like I mean, I definitely use this when competing, like think like, sometimes athletes think about what, "Oh, if my opponent does this, I'll do that." And then you find yourself getting in this loop of like reacting to this whatever this guy's doing instead of just en- enforcing your own game plan, your own will. You know, instead of so instead of just doing what you're best at, you're like waiting to counter what he's best at. And then, you're you're playing his game, essentially. I feel like that's a lot of uh a lot like kind of reminiscent, or reminds me the you're the way you guys think um like religiously. Like it's in God's hands. Like it's out of your control, so you kind of take some weight off your shoulders maybe. Yeah, your shoulders. Well, the same um we I was just talking about it with my MMA guys today cuz they were talking about the Brendan Allen podcast and it was like He looks exactly like uh Tackett. Tackett. I just like Yeah, people people That's crazy. people said that. Bro. Yeah. But, I can't believe I didn't say that to him. Yeah. But, he was Whole time. you know, we asked him like uh, you know, what what are your goals for the UFC? Like, you know, what what Like what do you want? And he was like, "Uh this is just a means to an end." type of thing. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. This guy is like one or two fights from the belt, Uh-huh. right? He fucking takes months off of training, but like when he goes to perform, he performs very well. There's something to be said for not giving a fuck. And we talked about that today. Takes weight off your shoulders. It's like sometimes it's a double-edged sword. It's like guys that don't give a fuck, maybe they slack off, whatever. They don't put the training in. They're not working that hard. But, then also if they don't give a fuck, then in the fight, they're not afraid of taking these risks. Like, they'll they'll go for like Andrew Tackett in a sense. You definitely like I think you're definitely You're going to be more surprised if a guy doesn't give a fuck and then loses. You're going to be, I guess, less surprised, actually, versus like if a guy doesn't give a fuck and then wins, then you're like, "Oh, shit." The thing is I like You know. You'd think I've never communicated with Jon Jones, but like from the things I hear, I bet he didn't really care that much. Like, I feel like he was uh uber dominant, and like I hear he he's you know, has taken days off in camp and stuff like that, and maybe not have has given all of his attention. To me, that's like not caring that much. But like, some people, that's that's what they need. They need that You think he didn't care? I think he I think I think he he definitely cared, but like there's a diff- a difference between like being all in where you're like, "I'm ea- eating right. I'm not partying. I'm hitting every day in training," You do the right things, but don't build it up so much mentally. Yeah. Like, yeah, I mean uh he would fucking the weekend before every single fight, he would fucking like just go and get black- blacked out drunk. Yeah. Uh so that he kind of had like a built-in excuse, yeah, so that it's like It's like, "Oh, it's essentially like, "Oh, it's out of my control now," you know? A cop out. Should we do this? Yeah. He Well, he was saying like uh, "If I lost, then I always had that in my back pocket." Like, Yeah. That's not I don't, I mean, Jon Jones obviously That that's what he said. it's worked for him, but Everyone's different. You've got to find what what you know, works for you. I couldn't do that cuz I just I would be like, "I know I didn't prepare my best for this." Yeah, I'd be like, "Why did I do that?" That was That's so stupid. But then maybe it's that, who knows? I'm exhausted. Maybe There's guys like Merab that fucking eat cake, or Aljo that fucking drink during their camp, cuz it's like if this drink's going to fucking make me lose, then I didn't deserve to win. Like, fuck that. That's crazy. You see some weird personalities in MMA. Yeah, it's definitely going to attract people who are eccentric. Bro, Brendan doesn't train if he doesn't have a fight coming up. It's wild, bro. That's insane. I mean, he's he's training with us. He's still This is like Bro, he came for like 3 days. It's like once in a blue moon. He was literally like, "Yeah, I don't have really high-level training partners, so I'm just a dad." You know? We got to go up there. Well, it's cuz he I guess his family's out there in the middle of nowhere, but like That's ballsy. And it's working for him. Top five UFC. Saying there's Top five in the world? That's wild. You know, I wonder is also like cuz he's with his family, and then when the fight comes, he goes and goes to Chicago, or whatever, and then just does his two-a-days, three-a-days, whatever, for 8-week camp, and then he goes to fight. I wonder if he thinks like, "This is for my family, so it's a bigger motivator." type of thing. He's like, "Fuck it. Like, I'm going to go balls to the wall, and then" I mean, dude, he is a great He's got 20 fights in the UFC, bro. He's a great fighter. He's been around, dude. Bro, yeah. That's To hear him say that, I was like, I mean, I will never do that to be honest, but Dude, did did your- did something happen that took a chunk? What is that? The bike. The Yeah. on my leg. Wow, so it just peeled a piece off the tattoo, huh? Dude, it was deep. It was wild. So, I wasn't saying anything before that. It's so- It's just a s- You You can continue. Now, go on. That's what's done with the mountain biking, yeah. I guess we're good. I think I think, yeah. I'm j- no- nothing. I think if I'm preparing for something, I can't do that. That's not like- I can't do something the weekend before to be like, "If I lose, okay, it's because of that." Like I- I don't know, that's not me. I don't know about you guys, but That's why no one will remember your name. No, no. I'm the same way. Yeah, I can't. Like, also in MMA where all I think about is like, if I am about to take Like, say I didn't want to do the cardio that night, all I think about is like the guy that I'm fighting or these other guys are still training, or I have fucking, you know, my wife and eventually going to have kids that are depending on me. It's like, I'm going to take this fucking I'm going to take this cardio. Honestly, I I think that on the assault bike They're going to starve to death because you didn't do this. when I'm about to quit or whatever. I'm like, "Ah, fuck. They believe in me. They believe in me." Can't let them down. Yeah. I I go into a weird head space during the cardio sessions. I go into a dark place. It's fucking fucking weird. We uh we should go fishing. Don't smile like that. Maybe hot tub after? Yeah. Hot tub after. No, let's uh fucking No, it's just I mean, something else. But, yeah, let's go fishing. Let's do it. Fucking go. I'm down. You've got a spot. You do got a spot. What are you catching there? What are you catching there? Fucking nothing. Nothing. You put So, how do you catch it? Last time I got I went there First time uh I went there, I caught a fish. What fish? And then It was a It's a big uh bass. It was a catfish. I think uh maybe a pound and a half catfish, two pound. Just catch We got to go hunting. Let's hit up We're going to hit up uh Let's Bang. I forgot. Forgot. Cuz he wanted to take us hunting, but my arm was fucked up. Let's go zero my rifle at my buddy's house. You're fucking Zero your rifle? What? This guy. Dude, he has I have a hillbilly friend around the corner from me and Oh, yeah. He met him at the gas station. I remember this story, yeah. So, down the river, you know, my back house is backed up to river pretty much. Down He lives down Oh, this is a different friend? No, same friend. That you met at the gas station? Same Yeah, same guy. He lives just up the river. Oh, I didn't know that. Or down the river, what- whatever. Well. Um, depending Which way is the river flow-? flowing. So, up the river. Um so He lives upstream. So, remember how how we went fucking uh jet boating, whatever. I told you guys about this? Yeah. You're a dick. So, there's a There's a ranch without us. Yeah, what the fuck? Listen, there's a ranch on on the river and it has it has does cattle upstream. It has cattle and it's completely fenced in everywhere but the river side. Yeah. So, sometimes they just have bulls swimming up the river. Oh, wow. That's cool. That's really cool. Yeah, so he showed me He's start fishing. Like, I caught a cow. Holy fuck! He showed me on his uh on his like trail cam, there's a big ass bull just walking past his property. Wow, that's fucking sick! Like, yeah, dude. Imagine kind of scary, though. You're just sipping your coffee, like, "What the fuck? Massive. It's so cool. This thousand-pound bull just walking past ya." Dude, this is slightly on topic, slightly off topic. What I think is super cool are these like sheep herding dogs. Uh, they're tough, man. Here. Here. Calm round. Calm round. That's fucking That's so, uh That's fucking sick. What? Her her dog is a sheep herding dog. Border Collie? But does He doesn't know how to do it. It happens where they used to do it. They used to do it, yeah. Like a working dog. instinctively. Yeah, we stood on a sheep farm. Dude, that's sick. That's really cool. Like That's so cool. Like seeing them fucking Have you seen the the commands? I didn't know how to train, but instinctively, he would go around the sheep. He'd jump over them and like, yeah. Wow. That's so cool. They have it in their DNA to herd them. They were bred for that, dude. You ever see when they're uh when the guy tells them what to do, he's like, "Come round. Come round. Low." Uh I don't I don't know I don't know the calls, but It's so cool. The commands, or whatever. Yeah. You ever see uh like the ones that go coyote hunting? No. Dude, those are fucking sick. Like they it's like we'll say like two of them, right? And like they'll run out and then the coyotes will fuck or the wolves, whatever whatever they're fucking shooting, I don't know which one they're shooting, and then like they slowly jog back to like get them to chase and come closer, and then like they fucking run back. It's weird, man. And like, I don't know, the one that I was watching, the guy was like, "Yep. Yep. Get him. Get him. Yep. Yep." And I was like He's telling them to like go fast or slow or I don't even know, bro. It was fucking sick. I have no idea how to do any of that. I saw this uh video of a guy or like a boar charging at the dude holding a rifle, and the dogs are like running away from the boar, and also like behind the boar. And then the last second, all the dogs see the guy stand up with the gun. As soon as the guy stands up, all the dogs run to the side and the guy shoots the the boar like where the curtains are right now for me, like that close. It was And then you just hear like crashes in this. Crazy. It's really cool, too. Like um the dogs that aren't gun-shy. Like they're just used to it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like they're just able to sit there, and they're just sitting. Yeah, and they're just used to it. Fucking cool. I bought a hunting rifle not long ago. What are you going to hunt? Deer. Bigger. Deer. What, I don't know what not. I wasn't thinking of anything else. I got to get a freezer first. Ah yeah, yeah. I want to get a freezer, too, but I don't I got to go hunting, I guess. We're going to go. Let's fucking talk to our guy. Freeze her first, hunt Freezer first, hunt later. Where you going to get a freezer from, Marketplace? A freezer store? No, just go to Best Buy or something. Oh shit, you've got fucking You've got Best Buy money. Yeah, Best Buy or Marketplace. you live in a million dollar house. What are you talking about? Yeah, it is a million dollar house. You want to buy it, bro? I'll sell it right now, million dollars. Easy. Damn, that's quick flip. That'd be amazing. You get your house reappraised? Yeah. Why? Oh, the tax just sends me the appraisal. They're like, "This is what you have to pay." Oh, really? Interesting. And you refinanced? I did it like did it like last year, I believe. But, yeah. Interesting. Can we talk about your car? I have been on the fence. I guess we I mentioned it a little bit last week. Why not mention it? He didn't want to boast. Yeah. I've been going through a self-reflection. Come on, be proud of your purchase. See, pride is a deadly sin. No, it's not. Dude, it It honestly is. It Arrogance is. Pride is one. You see what I did with the white Raptor, and then I was just dreaming about this motherfucker, and then got the green one. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to end up like that. Just get what you want. You got what you want. I like it. Imagine you got something like the hard top and just like every night you like convertible convertible, and then you'd be Haunts you. Yeah, I'm happy. Guys Okay, guys, I got a uh BMW 430i convertible. Pride, sin, I was looking at shame. Yeah, I was looking at the M440i, cuz I didn't want the M4. Uh well, M440i came in a convertible. I really wanted a convertible, and it was like 15k more than um the 430i, and it's a bit faster or whatever. It's supposed to be nicer, but then it was like at in your twenties, I feel like it really shouldn't be about like saving money and like investing. And I was like, I already think it's not Like, you can do way better things with your money than fucking buy a car. Get that comp. Get that comp when you get that belt, boy. Yeah, yeah, exact- exactly, exactly. We'll get that later. But, so then I was like, okay, let me be um I'll go even less, the 430i, cuz I really just cared about a convertible. So now, I have a uh BMW convertible. It's a uh 2023. Got a good deal on it. I wanted to be like certified pre-owned, so like still under warranty for you know, three or four years. And uh Congratulations. Yeah, good job. If somebody's going to give you a car, what are you What are you getting? If they're like, "We'll give you anything. Doesn't matter." Ooh, a A house car. An airplane. An airplane. A Boeing 747. You can only drive it. A fucking Air Force One? Fuck. Either That was a long time ago. What? That was a long We I think we asked this question like Yes. Yes. And we made that joke. Yeah, yeah. Driving a 747 down the highway. Yeah. Uh I would choose either a G-Wagon or probably like a Ferrari Did you say a G-Wagon? Yeah, yeah. Right, G-Wagon or or or or a uh Ferrari, or something like that. How about you, Nicky? Care? I don't know. I mean, right now I want a truck. I want a Tacoma. Really? If someone If somebody's like, "We'll get you give you anything you want. Just a gift." It doesn't matter. I don't really have like a dream car. But, there it doesn't matter. What What would you choose? Doesn't matter, anything. Right now, it'd be I I want a fucking like a decked-out Tacoma. You wouldn't want like a fucking crazier truck? Like, cuz you have like one This guy's like one wish, one freebie, unlimited money for whatever one vehicle you want. You get freebie, one one car. Yeah. I'd have to do like more research, but right now like that's the that's I want a decked-out fucking Honestly, Tacomas are fucking sick, too. They're beautiful. Yeah, I was looking at Tacomas, too. They're expensive, too. They do hold their value well, though. Yeah, you get the They're not that fucking expensive. You can get a brand new Tacoma for like 30. Yeah, you can get But, what's the highest What's the highest one, like 80? I think the highest one's like between 70 and 80. Wow. Dude, you can They're so customizable. They're like Legos. Yeah. It's so good. Um FJ's the dream for you. You get her a second FJ? Yeah, another FJ, yeah. What are you getting if somebody's giving you a vehicle? Fuck, I mean I'd be I'm thinking like I'm going to sell it. No. You can't sell it. You can't sell it? Un- Unsellable. Uh, I'd probably still get like the craziest fucking super supercar, sports car. You just don't know. You'd get a sports car, though? Yeah, I'm not going to get Like if I get one I Tacomas are sick. These convertibles, trucks are sick, but if I get one Freebie. freebie, I'd get like a I don't know, one of Like a an old supercar, like an old fucking Okay. priceless like a Mustang, like a Classic. Oh, Challenger is cool. What would you do? What would you do? Um Uh I mean, I have top three. Okay, go for it. All right. Uh in not in any specific order, probably go Bugatti, maybe, just for the just for the looks of it, cuz you've never I've never seen one in person. Yeah, that's the thing, too. Bugatti, right? Bugatti, McLaren? Yeah, I'd go Bugatti or a '69 uh Challenger. Or, which in '69 Challenger are like similar to the one in the first Fast and the Furious. The black one. Is that the one that like uh he's fixing up in the garage and shit like that? Wow, wow. Or or if I somebody I was So much torque. drive all the time, you know, I'd probably go the just the the ZR1. Is that a Corvette? Yeah, the Corvette ZR1. It's like 1,000 horsepower, very light, broke a bunch of track records. See, that that's scary to me. These are all These are all sick, but like wouldn't I mean, for me, I would want a car that like all money almost can't buy. Like old, it's never going to be made again, it's classic, vintage, it's fucking immaculate, like Um yeah, but the ZR1 Have to wind it up every day. Like my watch, yeah. Bro, the ZR1 is Fucking like one of the most incredible machines ever made. It's like It's like 1,200 horsepower. I mean, there's a large hadron collider out there. I think that's A what? Hadron A large hadron collider. What is that? Geneva, Switzerland. Anyway, can you drive it? Geneva and Oh, and where? In a It's over the border of uh France and uh Switzerland. What What podcast is this? It's a 5-mile-long uh Hadron collider. that that collides subatomic particles to learn about the uh fucking laws of the universe. Isn't it just electrons? No, it's other Like they they're fucking Oh, is it Is it just electrons? I think it's just electron. I don't think they're smashing neutrons. Uh can we look this up? What are they smashing? What does the large hadron collider smash together? Spell hadron. H-a-d-r-o-n Pretty sure it's just uh large hadron collider I also just think this I don't even know. I She's trying to spell hadron. don't know beyond that. I would imagine it's electrons, and What, they can do that with protons, too? They probably smash it into the nucleus. Yeah, it's protons. It's protons? Protons. Protons. Oh, electrons are Are they not even Actually Electrons are it's light, light. Yeah, yeah, but it's also uh They're not particles? Well, it's it's waves, as well. That's particle wave duality. Once you You do you know How crazy is, I still don't understand this. I don't I don't get it at all. I don't You know you know Okay, so light You've seen a light? Light? Yeah. A light is What is it? Is it a particle or is it a wave? It's I would assume it's a wave. It's both, apparently. And it depends if you if you uh monitor it, if you test what it is, it becomes the opposite of what you're testing for. It becomes one. I for- No, I think it it acts as one when it's un- unmonitored, and when you observe it, it acts as something else. It's like It's a chameleon. Well, you got Put it through the slits. Put it through the slits. The slit, the double slit experiment, yeah, like that's crazy. I don't understand how the shit works. I don't get it at all. Anyway, there So, what car is Most incredible machine. This tangent. Uh Yeah, that's what I'd choose. Anyway, ZR1. I've been seeing a lot of FJs cuz I'm looking for them. Well, I see FJs everywhere. That's just cuz you you look for them and they stick out so much. Yeah. They're they're They're cool, man. They're cool. Are you going to do anything to your FJ? There's people wave at me. Yeah, eventually. Yeah, I'm getting I'm getting the FJ waves. Like I'll I'll turn on the corner and I'll see like really sick FJ and I'm like looking at him and the guy's like What? What's the FJ wave like, this? Cuz uh It was like maroon, like decked out, this crazy fucking roof rack. You should get like a steel bumper, or something. I'm going to do something, yeah. Not just yet, when I The uh There's some sick I I realize tires make a massive difference. huge difference Massive difference. makes it way less fuel efficient, too, those tires. Probably less bumpy. Is it a bumpy ride? It's a bumpy It's less bumpy. It's bumpier if it's uh like a more of a mud tire. It's a bumpier ride. Uh is it loud in your in your truck? No, dude. Okay. That was the one thing I can't hear a thing. I was I was also thinking about a Jeep when I was like shopping. Yeah, that was the thing. Dude, don't get it. If you're going to get a car like that, I would not get a Jeep. They've fucking Tacoma, bro. But, they look so sick. They do look sick. But, this was the whole this was the whole circle that I was doing when I was looking for a car. You know when I had the Jeep rental, I got more like waves and honks than the FJ by far. They're like they're like a cult. The Jeep is like a Yeah, little The Wrangler is like a cult thing. Cult car. Yeah, I didn't get ducked, though. You ever Oh, yeah, yeah. You ever heard of the uh 392, Rubicon 392? No. It's fast. I know Jeep Rubicon, but It's the faster faster one, right? Yeah, it has like 600 horsepower, something like that. Ooh, sheesh, that's quick. Yeah, yeah. Remember when we raced uh Damian's? Oh yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, I have a little the lime green Jeep. No, but that Jeep is fucking It's quick. Twin turbo, right? Uh twin turbo, hybrid. It's fucking it was fast. That's fast, yeah. I went from that to going back to the FJ, I was like, "Oh, I I get it." I understand the appeal of a fast car. Ah, whatever. I wouldn't I wouldn't go I would go like a fucking Raptor Bronco if I if I wanted Yeah. Raptor Bronco? The I never had a Raptor Bronco, but I rented a regular Bronco. It's pretty loud, like a Jeep. Oh, they're loud Inside. Yeah, it drove like a Jeep, yeah. Yeah. I assume the Rango- Raptor Bronco probably be a little bit better, cuz it's it's just Better? built Built differently, yeah. Yeah. I don't What are your guys' thoughts on the whole pride thing? Like the month? Not Pride Month. Having pride as uh being the wrong thing. I think you should just like, dude, do what makes you happy, right? Figure out what what makes you happy, and why. Make sure it's for the right reasons. Make sure Make sure it's for you, and not for to appeal to other people. So like, I took a picture when I first got the car, and I I chose not to post it cuz I felt like it's like No, I think Just fucking showing off for what No, it's not showing off. I think there's a thin line between pride and arrogance, and I think none of us are arrogant. You could just You could just wait until you like you're like in the seven-figure, eight-figure ball park, and you're posting Ferraris. See, I don't think I I This is the whole thing. It's like, I think I don't want to be like that. But, it will make you more Money? It will make you more money. Yeah, because you if you think like you're People think you're just living normal and then they Now, you're posting like, "Yo, you've got a lot of money. You're fucking You're doing it big." Now, people are more intrigued to watch you. But then but then you're talking about what other people think. We don't want We don't care about that. This is It's just showing your success. Well, that that's that's like my job, basically. Or like, you know, that's like Post? Mhm. What? I don't know. I don't know. Well, this is this is more of like a a recent recent thing cuz I was like I was going to do a house tour, and then eventually I was like, "No, actually I don't want to do a house tour." type of thing. House tour is more like intimate. That's like your yeah, private. I don't know. I honestly I think it's fine to be proud of your purchase. It's not It's not being like arrogant or It's not bad. It's just like How What do you think, Nicky? I don't think it's bad. I don't know. I don't know. It was like more of like a fucking self-reflection type of thing. It's like I got this I got the car for fucking me. I don't really care to to show show it off type of thing. I don't know. I think people are interested in what's going on when they follow you, and Maybe that. Maybe that. Maybe that. they want to see, and I think they're like, "Oh, shit. Congrats." And then, it's just And that's it. I The The flip side is that like it I feel like there are also a lot of people that you know, work a fucking job that they don't that they don't like, and you know, they fucking They live They live vicariously through you. Or, it's not my fault, but then it's also like fucking What, you're like waving in their face? I don't know. Yeah, type of thing. I don't know, man. It could also I don't know. It could go It could inspire them, yeah. It could be It could be exactly, it could inspire people to be like That's what Instagram is there for. But, I think also Instagram and social media could be bad, sometimes. I don't know. I agree. For sure social media can be bad sometimes, but I think that shit's fucking fine. Fair. Fair. I don't know. Are you going to get a new car? Eventually? Eventually, yeah. What's uh Yeah, so Tacoma? Tacoma's going to be the next car I get, for sure. So, I'm going to run run my car into the ground first. Yeah. The thing is the Subaru is going to last a long time. Yeah. That running that to the ground might take you another 20 fucking years. I don't know, dude. I don't know. You don't drive that much. Me? I mean Me? No. No, no. Talking to Nicky Rod. Both me? Yeah. Um it was stuck in Puerto Rico, so everything's rusted to shit. Good. Good. Everything? Like, Like like the whole undercarriage is like all rusted. Yeah, my brakes went like uh But, you fixed your brakes, no? I fixed my brakes. Yeah, yeah, and shit. But like, when they were working on the car, they're like the like the mechanics told me like the rust is really, really bad. Is the Is the frame rusted or just uh I don't know. Just sell it, yeah. Just sell it, so then you you can sell it for fucking 15 grand or something. Yeah, hope they don't watch this podcast when you go to sell it. Yeah, there's also that. There's also what? like uh just selling it before it worth nothing. That's also why I decided to get it, That might be smarter, yeah. cuz it was like I was at like 70 something thousand miles, and it was like If you push it to 100,000, then the the one's that were on higher is like all these these things are worthless basically. At least for my Kias. My Kias are depreciating shit. We're convincing Nicky to Uh, he's going to go buy a car. to buy a new car, yeah. No, now I got a fucking There's a bunch of shit I got to buy before I get a car. What else you have to get? We got to get shit for my house. Yeah, don't you need a bed? Oh, yeah. You have a bed? Truck truck bed. Oh. Truck bed. I do I do really That's the main reason why I want a truck is cuz it just makes It's just Yeah. It's so useful It's so useful when you own a house. It's so practical. Yeah. But, brother, with the top down ripping it 130 Making my way downtown. I don't even I don't care at all. It's it's so fun. Dude, going back from sparring, there's nobody on the road, and it's fucking like 10:00 p.m. Oh, you didn't You didn't even want to put the wood in your car. The wood? The wood for the fire pit. You put it in your wife's car. Yeah, don't No, I Well, I I got that wood before I had the Kia. I had I got it with the Kia, yeah, yeah. I just never used it. Yeah, I don't know. I eh I'm not going to have the car for too long. The BMW? It'll be like a fucking couple-year thing, and then get a truck. It's just more practical. Like when I have fucking kids and I have to do shit and fucking Yeah, yeah, right? Raptor, Tacoma, something like that. It is a huge I like, yeah, the the FJ is is wide, but the Raptor is like a foot and a half wider. Dude, I felt so safe when I drive that thing. Yeah. If you You could crash into a building and you'll be like, "I'm fine. Phew!" What did I hit? A mosquito or something? Yeah, I will say truck beds like especially when you have a house, obviously, like super practical. Yeah, I use mine all the time. What other shit do you have to buy for your house? There's a bunch of shit, dude. Like I still need to fucking get like dining room table, entryway table. Uh I got to I want to get like a new fucking projector for my home theater, new surround sound, Sick. fucking dresser for my fucking I don't have like a bunch of furniture shit. It's a bunch of furniture shit that's fucking very expensive, yeah. It's expensive. And the thing is, I just I bought a cool dresser. What did you say? I just bought a cool dresser from Marketplace. Really? The thing is, I feel like With a truck, you can hit Marketplace, cuz you can just go pick it up, and you Easy, you know? There's that, but also I feel like with your home stuff, it's like you're going to my dining room table, I'm going to have that for the rest of my life. It's like I want it to be like good, or you want like quality stuff. Yeah, you spend, yeah, you spend, yeah, you want to get the fucking There's some gems Marketplace, there's some like fucking beautiful shit there, that's like Well, mine mine was uh brand new. It was just like somebody uh wholesaling from their garage. Fell off a truck? Oh. From the They have like a storage unit. People do that, yeah. It's like you could find some like handmade wood tables that have like barely been used, or something. Yeah, I might get a piano from Marketplace. Oh, is that going to be your dining room table? The piano? I have a dining room table. You have one? A dining room table. You walk by it every day, bro. Or, not every day, but every time you're here. Oh, yeah, you're right, charcuterie table. Yeah. What did Oh, your charcuterie table's your dining room table? I didn't realize that. It's just a massive table in the dining room. Oh, nice charcuterie board. What's this on? A piano, huh? I got mine on Marketplace. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's where I thought about it. That's sick. And then they delivered it, or you had to deliver? They delivered it. And the day they delivered it, the elevator wasn't working. How did they deliver it? They had three giant Mexicans carry it Shut the fuck up. four flights of stairs. For $100? I gave him a $50 tip. So, 150. Or, it was a $50 No, it was $100 on Marketplace, and then I Wow. That's great, bro. That's sick. It's fucking amazing. It's a great piano. I had it I have to get it tuned again, but Pianos are fucking expensive. Well, like, you know, quality pianos. A really good piano, yeah. What's the brand that's like the uh Yamaha? No, no, the You know what I mean. Wurlitzer? I don't know. No. I don't Rich Piana? Rich Piana, yeah. You mean a Bogota? A Bogota? How about a middle class saxophone, huh? All right. What is the fucking piano brand? Shit! Sorry, you guys can keep There's a uh There's a game that we could we're going to play, guys. Let's go. Give it to us, Allie. What a game are we doing? I downloaded something, whatever you downloaded. I don't know, what you choose. You're the manager producer. Steinway. Steinway, oh yeah. Steinway and Sons. It's like a $100,000 piano. I shit. Marketplace, bro. Lone? If you find a Steinway and Sons brand uh There are Steinway and Sons brand on Marketplace? Yeah, yeah. Dude. I mean. You staying in Philly for your fight, or Jersey? Philly. Yeah, yeah. Uh I was going to go to Jersey, but it's like, I want to be weight cutting, I don't want to have to drive and travel, so I'm just going to go to Philly, stay there the week, fight, and then maybe go back to Jersey for like a couple days. You got an Airbnb? Yeah, we usually do an Airbnb. What do we got? Yeah, what are we doing? You have a gym to uh train at way out there? No. You want to hook me up with something? Okay, thank you. Um, all right, so the game is Wrong Words Only. So I'm going to say something to each of you and you go one at a time. Uh, for example, what do you eat with a spoon? You can't say soup, ice cream, stuff like that. Wrong words only. And Pizza. Okay. Yeah, you can say pizza. Wait, do you go one by one or is it first to say it? One by one. Are you sure? Yeah, and you have to say You can't hesitate or else you get shot. Ooh! They're supposed to be a A gun? No, they're We have a Nerf gun. I can shoot you. Yeah. Can I shoot you guys? Yeah. Fuck. It hurts. You want Can you get it? In the table? It's in my table that goes like this in the living room. The coffee table? Yeah, the coffee table. Piece of shit. Make sure there there's the magazine and the uh the gun. She gets a real gun. Shut your mouth. Oh, god. Wait, so it has to be something related to the thing No, no, no. It just has to be wrong. It could be like, T-shirt. Like, what do you eat with a spoon? T-shirt. I guess so. Okay. Not uh I don't know what the rules are for that. Could it just be like like flexible? What do you eat with a It has to be a noun and then So, it has to be related to the thing. I don't think related, but cuz it's like A noun? If you were to say, "What do you eat with like a spoon?" and you said Cactus. Yeah, I guess. Maybe it has to be a food, maybe it has to be related. There's some food you can There's cactus you can eat. Sprinkles. Oranges. Yeah. All right. Well, sprinkles you kind Wow. So, what? Yeah, yeah. Oh fuck, this one hurts! Look, just try to avoid the eyes. Uh, the other way. Other way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The other way, the other way. The other way, the It's backwards. Oh, wow. It hurts! What? Is it a machine gun? Well, you hold that down, and then you can pull the trigger. Fucking, I hate this podcast! Oh, fuck that. Yeah, fuck this! Nikki's terrified. Fuck that. How did you miss, you fucking cunt? She's never scared to hit you. Oh, thank you. Wow. Okay, so real quick Real quick, what are the rules? It just has to be wrong, or can it Does it have to be related? It has to be related. Okay. Can us do another example? And maybe no gun. No, it doesn't have to be related. You pussies. All right, fine. I'll do it. Shoot these guys. Shoot these guys. Let me shoot you, too, and see if you like it. Let me see how you like it. Shoot these guys. It sucks! Shoot him! Nikki's so scared. Shoot him! Come on, shoot him! It's my knuckles. Shoot him, then. It's terrifying. I I'm more worried about your aim. I feel like I'm going to get shot in the eye. Yeah. No, I I trust your aim. So, I haven't shot you in the eye yet. You've never Fuck! This is going to fuck you up. Oh, he's coming over! Just give it back. Shoot him. Shoot him. See how you like it. That thing fucking does It hurts! That thing does hurt. Okay. Fuck! This is the upgraded version? Definitely not safe for kids. If they had this when I was a kid for Nerf, it'd be amazing. I need a band-aid. All right, let's do this. It's so sick, though. Yeah, I didn't have this as a kid. This is my Kist- Christmas present. Christmas? This is my Christmas present. Fuck you! We- Well, uh the uh Jackson's sisters, for White Elephant, they got one and then they were shooting me um uh at the Christmas party, and I had this in the coffee table, so I ran, I un- like I opened it and then grabbed it, turned around, started shooting them. They started running, and we had like a war. It was sick. It was a massacre, not a war. All right, come on, let's do this. All right. All right, so there's no What's the stipulations? Does it have to be related, or Yeah. I honestly Chaos, let's give it a shot. Like Like if I say what food do you eat sorry, what food do you eat with a spoon, and you just said like, water bottle? That's retarded. You have to say a food that you actually don't eat. K, K. You want to go first? Nicky first. Which one? Nicky Ryan. We'll do like this. Are you playing? Sure. Fuck yeah! What? No No asking. Don't give him an out. Okay, let's go. What do penguins slide on? Alright. Now, you Oh. Same question or a different one? What do penguins slide on? Carpet. That's a good one. That That's an acceptable answer? Okay. Okay. Nicky's answer was, "Ah, fuck!" What color is grass? Red. See, that's accurate for him, cuz he's colorblind. Red grass? That's not fair. What do you drink when you're thirsty? Pizza. Wait, see, this is stupid. He's allowed to say that? It's not a liquid. Yeah, what is this? What do you drink when you're thirsty? Okay. This What? A liquid, anything Cyanide, I don't know, Listerine. Has to be a liquid, then. All right, give me another one. What do you drink when you're thirsty? You have to drink it. You have to be able to drink it, I think. Okay. But any liquid can K, Mercury. That's fine. Liquid at room temperature. What do you sit on at a table? Pizza. Shit. What? You have to be able to sit on it, then. You have to be able to do the verb to it. What do I sit Okay, so like, it's not a chair. A to- toilet would be something you sit on, but not something at the table. Toilet Toilet seat. That's what we're we're going to say, those are the rules. He also can't say, "Uh." Uh! Uh! First First word got to go. What animal goes moo? Uh, fucking Coyote. Coyote! Try Try again. Try again. I'm going to say, "Uh," befo- every No, you have to You have to just say Control it. Say it with your chest! Come on. What do you wear on your hands in the winter? Quick! Helmet. Nice! But, he wears that, though. Helmets. Pants. Uh, what's the red fruit that grows on trees? Pineapple. Good, good. Uh I'm sorry. Just wait. Oh, what do you do with a book? Not read. I don't know. Okay, let's do the backwards thing. Wait, give me one. Okay. What do frogs do? Squeak. That was good. All right. If you step on them. Let's I killed a frog accidentally once. Yeah? What? I was like running on the beach and I was mid stride and it got scared and jumped right under my foot, and it went pshh! I was like, "Oh!" You know his brother killed a bird when he was a fucking a kid? Oh my god. Like for fun? Pretty much. It was terrify- I was like This guy's Michael Myers. I got to do something about this. He also wet his bed, and set things on fire? Uh This is the triad of a murderer: killing animals, wetting their bed, and setting things on fire. Really? Oof, I'm Most serial killers have had those in their past. I'm two of three. I never killed the animals, but I definitely You killed a frog. Accidentally. Well, Setting things on fire is fun and cool. Who doesn't like doing that? You never set anything on fire before? Yeah, are you fucking lame? No, no, it's it's saying accompanied with the other two. Oh, the the triad. You never wet the bed? Well, it's different when you're like a little, little kid versus like when you're 12. Like if you're repeatedly wetting the bed when you're 12, it's like Oh yeah. And head trauma. Head trauma? Okay, let's do the backwards thing. You know how to do that? What How do I say it? What do I do? So you're going to, you can either sing or do like say a sentence into the thing into the recording. Okay. Record yourself, and then hit playback. Okay, so what we have to do, I'm going to record- I understand already. I bet I can You told me this. I remember this. If you say like, "Hello," then you play it backwards, it's like, "Oleh." Then you have to say that to make it sound like hello. Okay. Okay, we'll start off easy. K. Goodbye. Goodbye. Play it to the mic. Goodbye. Backwards. Goodbye. To play backwards one more. Goodbye. Okay, you can Yadlup. Do it do it again do it again. Wait, let me just hear that. This is retarded. Yadlup. Okay. Goodbye. Not far off. Kind of. That's pretty That's pretty solid. Okay. All right. Okay, now Now you do one? Yeah, yeah. Just say onomatopoeia. I was I was That's one of the words I was thinking of. No, no. Not going to go crazy here. Just four letters. Nothing crazy. Pineapple. Pineapple. Hate my. What? Give it to him. Let him hear it multiple times. Yep, yep. Take your time. No pressure. Did you hit play reverse? Hit the blue one to hear the Up up and out. Op open ya. Find a pot hole. Pine apple. That's good. Does that pass? Do something for Nicky Rod. like a deaf person talking to Yeah. Pine apple. That's kind of, right? Yeah. This is how deaf people communicate. All right, what's the word? They're just speaking in reverse. Yeah. But, forward? Forward They're living their whole life in reverse, and it's lined up perfectly. Okay. Camera. Armac. Play one more time. Yeah. Ar- Aramac. It's Aramac. Say ar- well Harmic? Aramac Just play it again and copy it. I just recorded. Oh, I just I hit Hey, there you go. Camera. Okay, all right, you got to give me one. Well, you didn't even You didn't hear it? You didn't say it! Yeah, I did! He did, that's me. Camera. Okay. It's almost like we're The spirits are talking. Yeah. Play with the Ouija board, and Yeah, yeah. That's what Luigi board. Luigi board. It's a-me! It's a-me, Mario! Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Oh, easy. Easy. You remember the song that Jay-Z played backwards? I I know. Drop it like it's hot, man. No, no, no, no. Drop it like it's hot, man. No, he he The Fergie song? No. No, no. What one of the Yeah, it's a great Fergie's a genius. All right, hold on, hold on. Let me let me fucking do this. One of Go ahead. Easy. Okay. Nemenis. Easy. Nemenis. Cinnamon. Oh, that's solid. Sick! That's solid. Okay, get get do one, do one, give me one. Okay, okay. Dude, that's Cinnamon. Wow. Nemenis. You guys remember the You ever heard of the Jay-Z song that uh if I vaguely know what you're talking It's play played right no played normally, it's good, but played in reverse, it's like It's like No, shut the fuck up. What? Is that one? No. If you let me finish talking, That's what it is. If you play it in reverse, it says uh like, "Hail, Satan," perfectly. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one that I was saying. Say Hail, Satan. It's that song. It's that I don't I'm sorry. It is. I know the song you're talking about, yeah. I I can play for you this song. K, say, "Hail, Satan." No, I I refuse. Oh. I refuse. I refuse. Yeah, we're we're seed up, bro. Yeah, yeah, fuck that. Okay, okay. Jade up. JC Uh. Simple man. A man with this. Oh, Malcolm Ness. Oh, Malcolm Ness. Okay, okay. Do it one more time, and read this backward. Just just record yourself reading it backward. Ness. Nam open ness. Nam open ness. Simple man. That's cool. That's us. Wait, can I do it better? It's just alien. Wait. Nam open ness. Simple man. Oh, shit! That's cool. All right. Nicky? I'm good. Are we done? That's fine. All right. Let's keep doing this for 2 hours. All right, cool. Hope you had fun. What's happening What's happening in the world? We have any uh Fucking America's annexing Greenland. Oh, we're not going to talk about that. What? Is this Is this real? Is this fucking real? Venezuela or Venezuela, what do we have? Before the podcast, we were like I was like, "All right, what are we going to talk about today?" And he's like, "Oh uh you know, America's annexing Greenland." I'm like, "Let's not talk about that." Why not? I don't know We don't know what's going on! Okay, so we don't know. All right, next next subject. What What do you know? What do you know? Uh nothing. Nothing, nothing. What did your grandfather tell you? No, no, no. Shalom. What what's up with this oil in Venezuela? Who got arrested? Maduro? Maduro? Something like that. Madu- Modello. Modello. They brought back Modello. Uh yeah, no. Do you know anything about this? I have no idea. shit about shit. I'm so out of the loop. Me, too. what's going on? Um. Panama has the best coffee in the world right now. Is that What? How do you know this? Because they got the higher highest score of the coffee's being scored. On the Scoville? On the on the scoreboard. Do you know Scoville? Scoville units? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, spicy. Yeah. They got 50 million Scoville units. You going to upgrade your Undrinkable. You going to upgrade your espresso? Yeah, I will. I'm going to get the the Yo, you did. I did, yeah. Just a grinder. I'm I found the exact machine I'm going to get. Best bang for buck. What's the price? The It's like $1,500, $1,200. What's the name? One day, not yet. Calm down. It's a uh Lelit. Oh okay. The one you sent me. The one I sent you, yeah. Simple and indestructible, dual boilers, so you could pull the shot and steam the milk at the same time. Did you do any research on the one the other one I sent you? It was like the the La It's not It's not that good. It's not that good. I saw a whole video on like rankings, like they rank in B, C, S, A, and all that shit, you know? And uh the one I sent you is the is the best one in this video. Very reliable guy, yeah. Okay, I like reliable. And there's really good reviews like of people actually Why don't you like your Breville? Uh no, I like it, but one thing is the pressure sometimes it like maxes out. Like if I have a really light roast, and I want to grind it fine, it's just the water It's not strong enough, yeah. Also, I can't make the espresso and steam the milk at the same time, so it's like it'll shorten Not enough pressure. Why Why do Waste of time? Yeah, constantly trying to save time. You know, I used to not care where I parked in the parking lot or like I would park as close as possible just so I have the shortest walk to the gym or something or Anywhere. Like if I was going to uh Central Market or something, I would park like fucking you know, the second spot in, whatever, and my car would get dinged up. It's no big deal. Now, like I I want to Walk. I walk. And You get your steps in. I thought it was a bigger deal when I was driving the Kia, like, "Uh I don't want to walk." or whatever. It's not that big of a deal at all. I park so far away and it's just like, I'm just getting fresh air. Yeah, yeah. It's not that big a deal at all. I park even with my 4Runner, I would park far just cuz it's like easy to pull in and out when there's no one around you. And yeah, I just like I don't like being crammed in to other cars. I can just Really? Yeah, I I normally park farther. swing the door open, and You do? Yeah. You park What? Farther away, yeah. Why? Because you could just swing the door open and walk out. You don't have to like gingerly like, "Oh." Yeah, yeah. You have a massive dent in the back of your car, what do you care? I don't care about my car getting It's just like it's easy. It's the same thing with the thing, yeah, it's like there's just you don't have to fucking worry when you're pulling out. Like there's nobody around. Yeah, it's easy. You swing it in. You could fucking pop it in there, no big deal. If it's a little crooked, there's like fucking 18 spots around you. Who cares if it's a little If it's a little crooked, it's fine. It's you know? Chael still love you. If it's a little crooked, it's fine. You just pop it in there, and you cry a little bit and play with your nipples in your Uh yeah, it's really I I've been enjoying the walk, too. Why are you fucking to park a car? Actually, all the dings on the car are from having it parked in bad spots. Well, yeah, I have dings on my car, too. Well, like that big ass dent in the back is from fucking park parking on the street in Puerto Rico. Yeah, me, too, on my 4Runner, from parking Like, literally all the dents on that car are from parking at bad spots. Actually, bro, the gym in Puerto Rico, those spots were like Remember that shit? Yeah. But, yours was at the at at Mo's. It was actually at Mo's house, yeah. Oh wow, when Somebody probably hit it with a golf cart when they were drunk or something. Yeah, yeah, probably. Imagine it was Mo? Yeah. I don't know how to operate a car, bro. Play it lean on it. You got to get that out of here. Um. My dings are from trees. Your dings Well, yeah, you off-road the shit out of that. Yeah, that's pretty cool. It's also really cool like if you have a truck that you don't care about the scratches and shit, like that's cool. I was going to get a It's a Raptor, it's meant to be scratched. Yeah, I was Can you get like specific wraps on it to prevent that? Yeah. Rhino wrap. I PPF'd my dad's uh PPF? Corvette. It's like sunscreen? Yeah, pretty much. PPF 50. It's like a plastic protective film. Film. So, your dad has that on his Corvette? Yeah. What year is his Corvette? '20 '24, '25. Wow. He bought it brand new. It's the one with like 1,000 horsepower? No, it's uh close. It's like six or 700. Wow. Yeah, it's it's a Z- it's a Z06 and then only level up is a ZR1. But it's like 200,000 versus 150 50. Like it's like it's like 230, 250 MSRP, then they charge you another, you know, 50k on top of it. Did uh you drive it? I did drive it, and he was like "Don't treat my baby like that." How fast were you going? I didn't I didn't go fast, but I just like stepped on it once, and he was like, "Wow, I've never heard it make that sound before. Let's never do that again." Oh, my god. Wow, he he takes good care of it. He doesn't want to fuck around with it. That's his baby, man. He he was like, "Honestly, I I'm fine if I don't drive it. I just sit there and look at it." Wow. I just smoke a cigar and look at this car. I was like, "All right. If that makes you happy, brother, go ahead." That's sick. Yeah, whatever makes you happy, huh? Fucking Every time I walk up to my FJ, You did some donuts in the in the parking lot. Oh, that was so fun. But yeah, you're doing I'm like I'm shocked you're doing this in a car you just bought. I would like You had to get it out of his system. In the In the Yeah, get it out of his system. All right, that's fair. Yeah, but if I had a car like a really fast car, I'd fucking drive everything. Drive it fast. Yeah. I'd Yeah, I'd like to I like to drive What's the fastest you got your your uh Raptor? There I mean, it it's it caps at like 113, 14. Um, but the Beamer's like 145, I think. Mine's 131. Yeah, so Can't go any faster. than 131. It's just a It's limit They govern it, you know. Yeah, yeah. It can't I wonder how fast it really can go if you took it off. Oh, I mean, prob- probably quite a bit faster. Have you guys tried uh rubbing cheetah blood on the engine? It gets It gets dangerous like, because you you need uh stiffer steering, different tires like Yeah, tire I'm worried about um Crashing. Well, yeah. Well, like tires are such like so important, whatever. Dude, honestly Beamers are Shut up. Tires are so important. No, no. You know what I mean. Like, when I do know I know what you mean, too. They're They're a big They're underratedly important. Yes! Yes! So, fuck you! It just sounded, "Tires are really crucial to a vehicle. You need four of them. If they're not circular, bad news, bad news." Like with fucking like drifting and shit like I don't know like like uh maybe I'm fucking up the tread too much. Triangular's way better. You'll you'll be fine for a couple years. You'll get rid of that car before you need tires. No, I won't. That's Yeah, you will, bro. No, your tires You just said you're going to trade in in like 2 years. Yeah, bro. Tires are Those tires, you probably get 45,000 mi on out of them, 50. You just did donuts in the parking lot. Your That's I don't Not lasting. I don't know. No, no. When's the last time you got new tires? Uh, fuck. I haven't I haven't put new tires on my car. You got to be careful. Bald as fuck. Yeah. But, when was the last time you got them checked, or you ever checked them? Mhm. Uh, Me? I mean, when they changed my brakes, they fucking like they look at everything. They didn't They didn't say I needed any. You're fine. You're fine. Your flurb He just got it serviced. I mean, yeah. But what did they do at the service? I don't think they're not really looking at the tires, are they? I mean, they filled them up with air. You went to a gas station. No. No, they filled them with air. So, they filled them up, but did they look at the treads and the like the wear? Where'd you guys go? The They just went to the uh drive-in like oil changes and shit like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Honestly, I fucking just go to Jiffy Lube. Right by the gym. Yeah, that's actually my first time doing a drive-through oil change. I'm so pumped on that. That's very That sounds very convenient. Where can I do this? I haven't for the Beamer, like I'll probably go to BMW, I don't know. Everywhere. I mean, there's one that's like 5 minutes from my house, but yeah. You literally One for oil changes? Dude, you just drive in onto these tracks, you just sit in your car for 10 minutes, and they service the whole thing, and then you leave. That sounds great. Is that really like Do you trust that? An oil change? It's their business. Yeah, it's It's nothing crazy. If they can do it, I can do an oil change. I mean, I could, too. I just don't want to. Yeah. I mean, anyone could. It's if you I don't know. want to do it. Yeah. All right. I want to do that. That sounds way way easier, yeah. Can you change your oil? Yeah. I actually I don't know how, but I'm sure I can if I had to. Just like You have to fucking drain it, then you fucking plug the drain back in, you fill it with oil. Isn't that That's what it is. It's simple. It's simple. Yeah, I just don't do it Are you Are you changing your own oil? No, I'm just saying that he's like, "Oh, do you trust that?" I'm like it's fucking Yeah, it's an oil change. It's not like it's a fucking All right. changing an engine or something. Yeah. I just don't do it with my truck cuz I have to remove the skid plate and stuff. It's kind of a hassle. Yeah. But, when With With my the gray truck, regular F-150, I'd change it all the time. With a car, what? Am I supposed to fucking get a jack, lift it, go underneath there? Fuck that. I don't think you need you could just like If you go Jiffy Lube, though, it's I can't crawl underneath my fucking BMW. Yeah. Not with that attitude. This guy. Just drive it up uh like a platform. Yeah, Jiffy Lube's good. It's like 20 minutes probably. You're in and out. Bro, Yeah, it's fucking quick. Whatever. Dude, in in North Jersey, when I was living up there, they would change oil in like 6 minutes, dude. It was fast. East Coast is really good at it. They hustle. Yeah, yeah. They fucking work hard on the East Coast. Just break down up there more often, too, so they probably Oh, so they use them. They beat the shit out of cars. Roads are rough, you know. Salt. Gravel. Dude, I heard the salt salted roads fuck up the cars, too. Oh, destroy cars, bro. Yeah, it's like the salt itself is bad for it, and then the the gravel, the shovel the shoveling uh Not shoveling, the plowing fucks up the actual road, the physical gravel as well, so makes it a rougher ride. Yeah, cars are In Montreal, every like cars get fucked every winter. Cars were beat up in Puerto Rico, too. Yeah. Like, every car it was like dented and scratched up out there. The trucks, there was like just just gravel flying through the air when they with the 18-wheelers, you know. It's like Yeah. It's a wild weather. There's no like regulation, bro. There was something freeing about that. There's like a foot-deep pothole on a highway. Like, if you hit that thing, you're just fucked. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's Fucking roads out here are pretty shit, too, to be honest. Really? Oh, really? I think so. Like around Easton Park, like some of those back roads are so fucking bad, dude. Yeah, I know you're talking about, actually. Yeah, yeah. Those are the back roads, for sure. The back roads here are shit. Dude, drive around Montreal for a The highways are like I Highways, I think, are good. Yeah, the highway highways are good, but like little back roads and shit. Even like the roads in like in my development are like shit. Dude, I have There's a a couple roads where I I have land out in Bastrop that they were just paved one time, like in the 1900s, and never touched again. They're like, you could tell there was like lots of shifting of the earth like Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Massive um mudslides and stuff, sinkholes, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty wild. If you guys were dropped in Yes, I'd survive. in like just the woods, you guys would be able to to survive? 100%. No matches, no Maybe, we'll give you guys a knife. Do I have an iPhone? No life. No iPhone. Just a knife. Yeah, either or we Naked and afraid, like that. But what what temperature? We'll say it's uh right about this temperature, like 7 70. 60 It's comfortable temperature. It's not going to You're not going to freeze to death. Not going to freeze. I think I'd make it work. You know, apparently, very I mean, not apparently, but it's a lot harder. Apparently. Apparently. It's uh super difficult to survive in the rainforest. Yeah, it's harder Can you do that? All the animals are hiding. Well, it's it's just wet. Like, you can't build fires. There's a lot of shit that can fucking that can fuck fucking Bugs, poisonous Yeah, poisonous shit. Yeah. Um, I could be remembering this wrong, but I think the Outdoor Boys guy, uh Luke, said of all the like cuz it's never there's never bugs and cold. It's like one or the other. I think he's like he'd prefer the cold than like when he would deal with yeah, like rainforest uh weather. Yeah, cuz you could once you're warm, you're you're good. You have your shelter and you're warm, but like and you could like add clothing and add layers. But like if it's hot, muggy, you can't start a fire and there's bugs, you're getting bitten, and That shit will drive you crazy. Yeah. fucked. I got that sweet blood, too. They like me. Diabetes. Diabetes. You guys have diabetes in your family? I got everything. No. I'm actually my blood sugar's one of the things that was great for the blood work. It was just the Fasting insulin's good? The Yeah, it was great. Yeah, mine's great, too. Yeah. Mine's great, too. I actually have to get my blood work from from Marek soon. I'll probably go like next week. Can we do it next week? I order I have mine ordered already. I have a Yeah, we could do it. I just never I just got to get the blood drawn. Yeah, same, same. You ever going to do it? Should we Should we go at the same time? What? Get blood work? I was supposed to film them. Yeah, let's all do it. Okay. At the same time. I mean, I would do it, yeah. Let's go next week. Let's all do it. Let's compete. Yeah, we should all see. Can we do it in 3 weeks? Chicken and olives for 3 weeks. I do think I'm prediabetic. Everybody's pre-everything before they get it. That's a good point. Pre-dead. You're pre You're pre-death. Post-life. Clarity. Pre-wealthy. Current life. When's the last time you got your blood work done? Pre-wealthy, boy. Pre-wealthy. About a year ago. How is your your levels of shit? Everything was good. What, do you remember your LDL, or? No, but I remember my cholesterol was good. No, his main issue is childhood trauma. Yeah. Did that show up in blood work? What, work fine? Ooh, your platelets are showing some crazy shit. Blood work fine, cortisol. Yeah, cortisol, I'm fucked. Uh yeah, I got my blood work done, I don't know, probably actually, it was probably a little over a year ago. And everything was fine. Cholesterol, everything was good. Mine's through the roof. It is? Yeah. I wonder what mine's at. Yeah, you just had some steak. I made Yeah, but it was like the amount of rib eye or fatty red meat I'm eating is way less than what I used to be. So, what are you eating? Other proteins, like chicken, uh lean ground beef, like the leanest one I can get. But, it's still beef. Yeah, but that's not It's the It's the Saturated fat. Ferritin was high, too. Yeah, the ferritin was high, but they said that's like that's okay. He said that's like if, in fact, normal for us. Like, we're constantly producing uh red blood cells and and we need iron stores. Uh-huh. So, um, how often are you eating red meat a week? So, red meat, I'll I'll have like I make a stew that lasts me the whole week. So, every day? It doesn't matter as long as it's not as long as it's lean meat. Whatever you tell yourself, buddy. If it's lean, I mean, I've been ChatGPTing, YouTube videoing the fuck out of this, as long as it's not It's cuz I was eating rib eye every day, which is like one of the fattiest cuts you can possibly Switch to filet. Yeah, filet would be great. No Wagyu? No, Wagyu's Oh, that's the worst. I don't even like it that much, like it's so gummy. It's not Yeah, me neither. Honestly, it's It's I agree with you. It's too fatty, it's too melty. I want to like some some chew. I honestly Rib eyes are fatty, rib eyes are Yeah, but like a Wagyu rib eye versus a regular rib eye, I prefer a regular grass fed. A grass-fed, grain-finished rib eye thick with the bone, that is the best fucking cut of meat you could possibly get. Yeah, it's the best in the world. Best in the world. Nice American steer. USA. Well, anyways, so you're eating it every day. I'm eating I eat yeah, I eat red meat every day, but that's not what the That's not the problem. You're the problem. Uh yeah, I also eat it pretty much every day, this past week. And I have a lot of fiber with, so fuck you, all right? Dude, you're fucking fighting soon, bro. Yeah, I'm fighting in Oh, yeah. in about 4 weeks. About 4 weeks, let's fucking go! Let's fucking go. Good word. We're going to fuck this guy up. Yeah, fight in Philly. Uh That's about it. All right. Yeah, yeah, fight in Philly. This guy is like a boxer kind of style. He He knocked out his last two opponents in like less than a minute. So, he going to get fucked up. Fuck yeah. He knocked out his last opponent in like less than a minute? Why would you say that? Just so you guys know when he gets fucked up, so that you guys know. Oh, when you knock him out, you're like, "Well, damn." Yeah, yeah, just so you guys know who I'm really dealing with. Must be a fucking scary dude. It has levels. Levels. Okay, never tease. You have to have some attributes. I don't know that, but okay. You have to have some attributes to come in the end. Whatever. All right, I got to go teach class. Aw. All righty. Yeah. Good shit. Wow, this is a long podcast. Emoji. Okay, guys, if you guys watch to the end, leave a Nicky, what do they leave? Pizza. Helmet. Helmet, yeah. What is it? Um, Wrong answers only. We'll do a little party hat. Leave a little party hat if you guys watched to the end. What's the party hat? They're going to find out, I don't know. Find out. Also, That might not even be an emoji. It's a wild goose chase. Guys, I reached out to I heard no response yet, but I reached out to Michael Phelps' uh coach. Swimming coach. His coach is a is a salmon in swimming upstream. I feel like I'm It's a person with a party hat. Oh, this little smiley with a party hat. Smiley with a party hat? Yeah, that's the emoji. There's no just hat. Yeah. I thought it meant this. What is it? Oh, that that's like a streamer. Oh, that's not a hat. Okay, leave some type of party emoji. It's like the cone thing with the streamers coming out of it. Yeah, we're going to get a mix. Now, everyone's just all over the place. Fuck. That's fine. It's Nicholas's the last dying wish. Look, he's literally got the same thing on his head. No, those are He's literally got the same thing on his head. Come on. It's literally the same thing, just a different color. No, it's not. There's party shit coming out of it. It's not The The cone is yellow with purple stripes, and the hat is purple with yellow stripes. Yeah, I know Nicky did say that. And also the No, this doesn't have a point. The hat has a point. Okay. Sir, are you going to send this to? Something Dude, just send that. Something to do with parties, guys. Leave it in the fucking comments. See you guys next week. See you.